Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[LizVegas79]

Me: "No, keep talking, sweetie. I'm listening.
But I can already tell you're pretty fucked up though.
I'm definitely going to have to do a little research
before I can help you."

 

[Texastuffbbc]

Dr. Liz,

Is it too over the top when men wear red bottom shoes? It seems I get odd looks, but they are very comfortable, and I do mean the ones for men. Lol

Blushing Feet Jay

 

[investor2020]

I think a referral to Dr. Liz is in order here . . .

 

[ShaneoD]

Well I don't know about that exactly lol

And btw - I meant "they" (guys) not "you" personally btw.

Hands up, I don't think I've ever complemented a ladies feet if I wasn't interested

 

[HoneyedChocolatelips]

I think a referral to Dr. Liz is in order here . . .

Hilarious

 

[investor2020]

Dr. Liz on another one of her medical conference get-a-ways . . .

 

[falkor207]

Delete

 

[investor2020]

Impatience building in the demerit room? . . .

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz,

Is it too over the top when men wear red bottom shoes? It seems I get odd looks, but they are very comfortable, and I do mean the ones for men. Lol

Blushing Feet Jay

Dear Red Bottom Shoe Guy,

No, I don't believe it is.

However, if your girlfriend/wife standing next to you is not ALSO wearing red bottom shoes (Loubies - not cheap imitations!) then you're just being a show-off jerk.

- Doctor "If You Want To Show Off Without Showing Me Off We've Got A Problem" Liz

I think a referral to Dr. Liz is in order here . . .

Love it!

Hands up, I don't think I've ever complemented a ladies feet if I wasn't interested

I hope not! You don't want to give us the wrong idea! lol

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz on another one of her medical conference get-a-ways . . .

Some work in little gray cubicles in big boring offices buried in numbers and emails and stock market analysis and others have a glass of champagne at lunch while getting a mani/pedi before they have sex in a hot tub. Different strokes for different folks, that's all sweetie

Dear Dr Liz, is ok to ask your partner commited/married for an open relationship if they are no longer providing for sexual needs due to health/medical condition that will no get better?

Dear Seeking A Release,

It would be incredibly selfish and insensitive to the changes happening in their life but if that's the person who you are, or you have the kind of relationship were you're 99.9% sure he/she would want you to be "happy" even before they are gone, then that's your choice. I'm not going to make it for you.

- Doctor "I'm Not Going To Give You Permission To Be An Insensitive Asshole" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Impatience building in the demerit room? . . .

YES!!!

I'm very disappointed in the number of patients waiting in my waiting room for me to get back. You're ALL in more trouble than you can possibly imagine!

But ... revenge is sweet

 

[Firecracker]

Dear Dr. Lizzie -

Some might look at (part!) of my shoe closet and say "Hmmm, that might be too many" ... while others (me!) might look at it and say, "Need more pumps."

Which is correct?

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Lizzie -

Some might look at (part!) of my shoe closet and say "Hmmm, that might be too many" ... while others (me!) might look at it and say, "Need more pumps."

Which is correct?

Dear Perfectly Normal Shoe Lover,

You definitely need more pumps, sweetie. I know for a fact that you live in a wet and sometimes even chilly part of the world. Cold tootsies, and especially cold and wet tootsies are unhappy tootsies!

I'll send my closet designer over asap.

Of course, one favor deserves another so I'll be over to raid your closet tomorrow


- Doctor "No, I Do Not Have A Shoe Problem" Liz

 

[Firecracker]

Dear Perfectly Normal Shoe Lover,

You definitely need more pumps, sweetie. I know for a fact that you live in a wet and sometimes even chilly part of the world. Cold tootsies, and especially cold and wet tootsies are unhappy tootsies!

I'll send my closet designer over asap.

Of course, one favor deserves another so I'll be over to raid your closet tomorrow


- Doctor "No, I Do Not Have A Shoe Problem" Liz

You always have the best advice, Doctor!

Now, please help yourself to something with a 5" heel

 

[Jordan90]

Dearest, Darlingest, Doctor-iest Liz,

I'm catching a lot of guff from people here on Lit making cracks about my hat! Should I wear it proud and flaunt it, or switch it out for another look??

I've always heard it's important to put a hat on it........

 

[LizVegas79]

You always have the best advice, Doctor!

Now, please help yourself to something with a 5" heel

Hmm, don't mind if I do ... I'll be over six-foot-fucking-four but what the hell! Tall Girls Fucking Rule, right?

(I have a t-shirt that says so anyways)

Dearest, Darlingest, Doctor-iest Liz,

I'm catching a lot of guff from people here on Lit making cracks about my hat! Should I wear it proud and flaunt it, or switch it out for another look??

I've always heard it's important to put a hat on it........

Dear Hat Bashed,

That's a shame! I think it looks cute on you!

You know, fashion is so hit and miss. What's dorky today is Khardashian tomorrow so don't worry about it. Plus, I was a dork for years and now I'm perfectly normal LOL.

Be You. If YOU like it, then flaunt it and just ignore all the haters.

Oh, and fyi - I'm sensitive to latex. So leave those other "hats" at home when you come in for you next appointment.


- Doctor "You Can't Go Wrong Being Your Best You" Liz

 

[HotBrand]

The following was sent by express OnlyPatients telegram on August 22.

DEAR DR LIZ STOP

ATTEMPTS TO SOLICIT YOUR HELP HAVE SO FAR FAILED TO REACH YOU IN YOUR ABSENCE STOP

CARRIER PIGEON SENT TO YOU BUT PINGED BY COVID APP TO QUARANTINE AND MADE TO STOP

REQUEST YOUR HELP STOP

WORRIED I MASTURBATE TOO MUCH AND SHOULD NOT STOP

PLEASE ADVISE WITH ON HAND INSTRUCTION STOP

YOURS SINCERELY
HOPELESSLY OUTDATED FAN

PS IF YOU CAN ATTEND IN PERSON
REMEMBER TO NEVER STOP

 

[LizVegas79]

The following was sent by express OnlyPatients telegram on August 22.

DEAR DR LIZ STOP

ATTEMPTS TO SOLICIT YOUR HELP HAVE SO FAR FAILED TO REACH YOU IN YOUR ABSENCE STOP

CARRIER PIGEON SENT TO YOU BUT PINGED BY COVID APP TO QUARANTINE AND MADE TO STOP

REQUEST YOUR HELP STOP

WORRIED I MASTURBATE TOO MUCH AND SHOULD NOT STOP

PLEASE ADVISE WITH ON HAND INSTRUCTION STOP

YOURS SINCERELY
HOPELESSLY OUTDATED FAN

PS IF YOU CAN ATTEND IN PERSON
REMEMBER TO NEVER STOP

"Let me guess. Another telegram, right? Thank you. Just put it on the desk
with the others si vous plait. I guess I need to get caught up on my emails. But it's such
a pretty morning and I'm in fucking Paris! I'm sure he'll be fine. Plus, why would I tell him
to stop masturbating? I always heard guys have to or they'll die."


- Doctor "I Need To Open An Office In Paris" Liz

 

[HotBrand]

Zoh-muh-guhd.

Now, that could be a stock image for the Parisian Tourist Board ("you too could be nearly this beautiful in Paris!") but I'm going to just say that that is a gorgeous photo. You're looking like the personification of beauty; you've definitely given us an Eiffel!

... get it? Eye full?

Whatever.

I am super jealous of you.

"Let me guess. Another telegram, right? Thank you. Just put it on the desk
with the others si vous plait. I guess I need to get caught up on my emails. But it's such
a pretty morning and I'm in fucking Paris! I'm sure he'll be fine. Plus, why would I tell him
to stop masturbating? I always heard guys have to or they'll die."


- Doctor "I Need To Open An Office In Paris" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Zoh-muh-guhd.

Now, that could be a stock image for the Parisian Tourist Board ("you too could be nearly this beautiful in Paris!") but I'm going to just say that that is a gorgeous photo. You're looking like the personification of beauty; you've definitely given us an Eiffel!

... get it? Eye full?

Whatever.

I am super jealous of you.

Why are you jealous of me? Shouldn't you be super jealous of my husband?

You wouldn't believe all of the dirty, filthy things he makes me do to him! He treats me like he owns me and can do whatever he likes with me whenever he wants.

Plus, he calls me such terrible, awful names too!

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining!

 

[whenagain]

Why are you jealous of me? Shouldn't you be super jealous of my husband?

You wouldn't believe all of the dirty, filthy things he makes me do to him! He treats me like he owns me and can do whatever he likes with me whenever he wants.

Plus, he calls me such terrible, awful names too!

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining!

Baha, now I think all of us are jealous of your husband.

 

[lauraskitty]

Hi Dr. Liz


Being a lesbian I know when you sit on my face you have multiple orgasms.

But can guys actually guess a woman's weight by sitting on his face?

 

[LizVegas79]

Hi Dr. Liz


Being a lesbian I know when you sit on my face you have multiple orgasms.

But can guys actually guess a woman's weight by sitting on his face?

Dear First Time Caller

I'm not sure. If they can they've never offered to guess mine. Of course, being half Latina, such a stupid move would pretty much be an end-of-life decision.

Even the dumbest guy should know that the surest way to kill an intimate situation would be to venture a guess on a woman's weight while she was sitting on his face.

Now, I'm not saying this hasn't ever happened before in the history of M/F relationships. Men are NOTORIOUSLY stupid and deserve every single bit of the terrible reputation they have for saying stupid things at the worst possible moments.

However, I am pretty confident that no guy probably ever lived to tell about it if he did think it would be funny to guess a woman's weight while she was sitting on his face, so I'm fairly confident the herd has, at least, been thinned of such idiots.


- Doctor "If You Ask Me Another Question, I'll Purr Like A Happy Kitty" Liz

 

[lauraskitty]

Dear First Time

I'm not sure. If they can they've never offered to guess mine. Of course, being half Latina, such a stupid move would pretty much be an end-of-life decision.

Even the dumbest guy should know that the surest way to kill an intimate situation would be to venture a guess on a woman's weight while she was sitting on his face.

Now, I'm not saying this hasn't ever happened before in the history of M/F relationships. Men are NOTORIOUSLY stupid and deserve every single bit of the terrible reputation they have for saying stupid things at the worst possible moments.

However, I am pretty confident that no guy probably ever lived to tell about it if he did think it would be funny to guess a woman's weight while she was sitting on his face, so I'm fairly confident the herd has, at least, been thinned of such idiots.


- Doctor "If You Ask Me Another Question, I'll Purr Like A Happy Kitty" Liz

Wow, First Time. Makes me sound like a virgin


"Even the dumbest guy should know that the surest way to kill an intimate situation would be to venture a guess on a woman's weight while she was sitting on his face. " - Hmm, safe to assume you live in Las Vegas, You wanna bet? Mind you these are the same people that think to send dick pics.


"- Doctor "If You Ask Me Another Question, I'll Purr Like A Happy Kitty" Liz" - Would you like to get together one evening? I'll enjoy causing kitten to do more than purr

 

[LizVegas79]

Wow, First Time. Makes me sound like a virgin


"Even the dumbest guy should know that the surest way to kill an intimate situation would be to venture a guess on a woman's weight while she was sitting on his face. " - Hmm, safe to assume you live in Las Vegas, You wanna bet? Mind you these are the same people that think to send dick pics.


"- Doctor "If You Ask Me Another Question, I'll Purr Like A Happy Kitty" Liz" - Would you like to get together one evening? I'll enjoy causing kitten to do more than purr

Happy Hour starts at 4 and goes to 7.

VERY Happy Hour starts at 7 and goes until morning