Ask Doctor Liz ... Again

[JerseyJade]

Omg, that’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works!
I think now you’re trying to find ways to exasperate me!

Lol

Sorry I didn’t make the list

You're on my list, Jason. You're loaded.

 

[Cabooseluvr]

Ok, I will offer up my availability, as a pinch hitter, or substitute.

 

[jason28053]

Lol



You're on my list, Jason. You're loaded.

yes!!

 

[LizVegas79]

OMG, you’re being so difficult!

I can't help it. I'm picky about who I'm gonna gangbang with.

OMG, I just literally LOL'd at this

(good thing I'm all alone!)

 

[LizVegas79]

Sorry I didn’t make the list

I put you on JJ's list.

You're welcome btw - and you know, after you're finished with her the polite thing to do would be to swing by my couch and properly thank me before you leave

Ok, I will offer up my availability, as a pinch hitter, or substitute.

Hmm, this might be a good idea. Do we need to start a Volunteers List?


Glad you two worked out your differences btw.

So, when should we go shopping for couches? I figure we need 3 leather sectionals right? After we pick them out, we'll have the delivered and set up in the Reception Area.

We should also get some pretty finger paint too so that we can write our names on our own couch so it will be easier for the guys. The poor things aren't going to be thinking with their heads on Saturday so we're going to have to make things pretty obvious for them - the more signage the better probably

 

[JerseyJade]

OMG, I just literally LOL'd at this

(good thing I'm all alone!)

Lol

I put you on JJ's list.

You're welcome btw - and you know, after you're finished with her the polite thing to do would be to swing by my couch and properly thank me before you leave

Yay! My list is growing again.

 

[JerseyJade]

I'm saying this before some man can pop in and say it... "that's not all that's growing!"

They're not talking about their tomato plants, are they?

 

[JerseyJade]

They are absolutely talking about their tomato plants. Whatever else could they be talking about? (Insert picture of me with a halo here.)

Hey, your halo looks just like my halo. We be Sistas!

 

[jason28053]

I put you on JJ's list.

You're welcome btw - and you know, after you're finished with her the polite thing to do would be to swing by my couch and properly thank me before you leave




Hmm, this might be a good idea. Do we need to start a Volunteers List?


Glad you two worked out your differences btw.

So, when should we go shopping for couches? I figure we need 3 leather sectionals right? After we pick them out, we'll have the delivered and set up in the Reception Area.

We should also get some pretty finger paint too so that we can write our names on our own couch so it will be easier for the guys. The poor things aren't going to be thinking with their heads on Saturday so we're going to have to make things pretty obvious for them - the more signage the better probably

Thanks Liz... Will do!

 

[LizVegas79]

I thought it was pretty simple, even for horny men. Find a female hole and insert... They're free to sample any of us. But be aware that if you're on my list and only visit the other two lovely ladies without tapping dis ass, you are dead to me. DEAD!

Should we bother with nametags for the penises, I mean guys, or not?

They're not talking about their tomato plants, are they?

If they are they are dis-invited and one of the Alternates or Volunteers gets to fill their place ... well, fill my places ... I mean, our places ... oh you know what I mean - they get to step up and take their turn ... I mean turns ... I mean ... oh hell this is getting complicated!

 

[LizVegas79]

I found my gangbang couch! I found my gangbang couch!

 

[JerseyJade]

Should we bother with nametags for the penises, I mean guys, or not?

When there's a nice hard penis staring me in the face, names mean nothing to me. Just saying.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Do you all need someone to keep the guys in line at this gangbang? I would be up for borrowing a leather outfit from Alex, getting a crop or whip and making sure everyone behaves themselves (within reason )

And making sure everyone stays hydrated!

 

[LizVegas79]

Well I was going to wear this

but I don't want to be confused for being on the security team so I'll find something else inappropriate to wear and you can borrow this if you like Cheeky

 

[cheekygirl75]

Well I was going to wear this


but I don't want to be confused for being on the security team so I'll find something else inappropriate to wear and you can borrow this if you like Cheeky

I was thinking something like this for the security team:

Maybe participants can wear dresses and security team can wear pants? We might need to move quickly after all & dresses provide better access for participants

 

[LizVegas79]

FYI, this is how I'll be dressed:

What can I say... I'm kinky. They'll have to pull up my skirts.

You still haven't picked out your couch Bambi.

Or are you just planning to bring a pew and see where things go from there?

 

[JerseyJade]

Well I was going to wear this...

but I don't want to be confused for being on the security team so I'll find something else inappropriate to wear and you can borrow this if you like Cheeky

FYI, this is how I'll be dressed:

What can I say... I'm kinky. They'll have to pull up my skirts.

I was thinking something like this for the security team:

Maybe participants can wear dresses and security team can wear pants? We might need to move quickly after all & dresses provide better access for participants

Talk about overthinking, I like to keep things simple, so I'll be wearing this:

EDIT: And no.. that's not me!

 

[LizVegas79]

Talk about overthinking, I like to keep things simple, so I'll be wearing this:

EDIT: And no.. that's not me!

Smart. Buttons and zippers and drawstrings will just confuse all those poor guys and their raging boners

good thinking!

gulp... I need to up my game then! Maybe this instead:

Well after riding my skin and bones I'm sure the guys will appreciate the creature comforts of your nice soft curves and pillows Bambi.

They certainly are going to have some variety aren't they?

Since JJ just dyed her hair black, maybe I should dye mine blonde just to give them even more variety to enjoy!

 

[LizVegas79]

Monday mine will be dark with blonde streaks

I can't get my hair to platinum or even wheat unless I bleach the f- out of it and then dye it. Which I don't really want to do because it's hard AF on my hair.

I hope this will be blonde enough for the guys who are into blondes.

(btw - calm down guys lol - that's not me either - although if I had a little more class back when I was in my 20's people may have thought we were sisters)

 

[Paul_Chance]

<----finally glances at watch. Appointment is overdue by an hour. Doesn't care. Sit's very, very quietly in the corner, listening. Thinks "best...therapy...ever".

 

[LizVegas79]

"Actually, I'm a sex therapist. I have my own clinic in Las Vegas. If any of
you guys are interested, we're having an invitation-only gangbang on Saturday
with me and two other women. I could get you guys on the guest list if you show
me your cocks. You don't have to be huge but I'm a bit of a size queen and so is
my friend JJ. Bambi isn't one yet, but I bet she will be by the time it's all over."

 

[JerseyJade]

Okay, so this is where you'll find me when the gangbang starts. I'll be laying here with my legs spread and my lips parted. They can choose what they want. I'm all for variety, too.

 

[LizVegas79]

Okay, so this is where you'll find me when the gangbang starts. I'll be laying here with my legs spread and my lips parted. They can choose what they want. I'm all for variety, too.

Very bare bones and functional, JJ. Marie Kondo would no doubt be proud of your straight forward and efficient approach.

Well, if we're going to be fancy...

Oooo, I like-like this setup Bambi! I'm actually a little jellie now and may have to re-think my sectional couch approach.

 

[LizVegas79]

So I'm worried this whole gangbang idea may not be the culturally important and community service based endeavor I was hoping it would be. What do you two think?

It hasn't been the publicity and PR boom I was hoping for either.

Between us we hand picked almost 20 guys and so far not one has become a new customer. I may have to fire my new ad agency for pushing me into doing this. I mean, I have my professional reputation to keep up, right? Plus, my un-professional reputation too!

I don't know about you two but picking 20 guys to have sex with and only one of them thanking us (thanks Jason! ) is making me feel really shitty about myself. I mean, I know I'm not 20 anymore. But 42 isn't that old and some people say I'm still pretty rockin'. I like to think I still am. In fact, I NEED to think I still am. Don't you?

Back in my old daze ( ) whenever I did a gangbang I may not have been fully present because I was so fucked up back then, but even so seeing guys line up to have a turn with me was almost always a huge ego boast. This time not so much. It's like they don't even care.

I guess I'm kind of freaking out. Maybe I'm just nervous? idk.

Curious about how you two feel and what others think.


- Doctor "Changing Our Mind Is Always An Option" Liz

 

[Sundayschild]

Liz - you have Nothing to worry about. Trust me