Ask Doctor Liz!

[JerseyJade]

More good news! I was able to zoom in on the HD security footage at the art school made where JJ made hummingbird feather necklace. So now we have a positive ID on it.

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I'm taking it over to my friend who raises hummingbirds (the one who originally gave me the hummingbird feather as a gift) this afternoon to compare it to the feathers of the original hummingbird.

It looks like we're finally going to be able to put an end to this missing hummingbird feather mystery even despite all of JJ's unfortunate luck with dogs this week! Yaaay!

I probably don't even have to bother since it's looking more and more like Nova was the one who used my sybbie without asking and lost my favorite hummingbird feather.

But, I just want to clear any doubt that it was JJ, since, you know, all the circumstantial evidence sure seemed to point to her in the beginning.

You do know Liz.. that I wasn't the only one who made a hummingbird feather necklace that looks EXACTLY like the one you're looking at. I know when you asked me before if Nova went with me to the art class that I said, no she didn't... but I suddenly remember now that there was another girl in my class that made a hummingbird feather necklace that looked just like mine. I didn't give much though about it until now, but now that I think about it, that girl looked EXACTLY like Nova. She was on the other side of the room so I couldn't tell you for sure, but if it wasn't Nova, it was a close resemblance. Just saying.

Is it me or is it getting really warm in here????

 

[LizVegas79]

Umm...… that's great, Tan. Really... great.... that you found him. Relieved isn't exactly the word I would use to express how I feel... it's more like.... oh never mind. My friend is really happy though, so that's all that matters.

Word of warning about Waldo though: Feeding him gourmet milk bones is like giving a drunk more wine. You can never believe anything Waldo says when he's under the influence of gourmet milk bones. As a matter of fact, just giving him one gourmet milk bone will probably make him completely forget how to type the word, "necklace"; which will be unfortunate because Liz really wanted to see him do that.

Oh wait. You already gave him some? Oh well, sorry Liz. It's Tan's fault that you will never get to see Waldo type the word, "necklace." Maybe one day he'll learn to type a new word.

Dang it Tan! You are sooooo on my pooppee-list you have no idea! :caning:

I really wanted to see Waldo type the word "necklace" on JJ's laptop AND for ALL of us to be rich Hollywood producer types who go shopping everyday in Beverly Hills and start drinking mimosas at 11AM on Mondays!

To say that I'm disappointed in you is such an understatement I can barely stand it. You and your gourmet Milk Bones. Gee whiz. Why couldn't you have just given him regular ones like a normal person?

Well, anyways, what's done is done. Please go back to monitor the HD video security footage in the hallway in front of my office for any unusual activity and let me know about ANYONE who went into or out of my office last week!

You do know Liz.. that I wasn't the only one who made a hummingbird feather necklace that looks EXACTLY like the one you're looking at. I know when you asked me before if Nova went with me to the art class that I said, no she didn't... but I suddenly remember now that there was another girl in my class that made a hummingbird feather necklace that looked just like mine. I didn't give much though about it until now, but now that I think about it, that girl looked EXACTLY like Nova. She was on the other side of the room so I couldn't tell you for sure, but if it wasn't Nova, it was a close resemblance. Just saying.

Is it me or is it getting really warm in here????

That lying, tricky bitch. And using a disguise in your arts and crafts class just to get you in trouble! Boy, some people huh?

The second Nova gets back from Fiji, or wherever she flew off to at the last minute the other day, I plan to have a stern word, or three, with her in my office.

I'm SOOOOO sorry JJ for putting you thru all these unnecessary and, I guess as it turns out, somewhat partially unverifiable accusations about my missing hummingbird feather.

When I go over to my friend's house, you know the one who does hummingbird rescues? I'll ask her for TWO hummingbird feathers this time so that maybe you can make us each matching hummingbird feather necklaces so that we can be twinsies.

Hope you're still not walking funny sweetie. If you need to buy another new pair of cute heels to replace the ones that dog ate, take some money out of petty cash. Business at the clinic has been up a little lately and gosh, the number of guys who refuse to rewind their videotapes but line up to confess their crime in that little back room at the video store has really been booming. I put a tip jar by the door just as a joke and well, let's just say the next time you see me I'll probably be wearing a new, gold and diamonds Dolce&Gabana nightie under my work uniform.

And stay away from dogs for goodness sake! I've never met anyone who has had such bad luck with them!

 

[JerseyJade]

That lying, tricky bitch. And using a disguise in your arts and crafts class just to get you in trouble! Boy, some people huh?

The second Nova gets back from Fiji, or wherever she flew off to at the last minute the other day, I plan to have a stern word, or three, with her in my office.

I'm SOOOOO sorry JJ for putting you thru all these unnecessary and, I guess as it turns out, somewhat partially unverifiable accusations about my missing hummingbird feather.

When I go over to my friend's house, you know the one who does hummingbird rescues? I'll ask her for TWO hummingbird feathers this time so that maybe you can make us each matching hummingbird feather necklaces so that we can be twinsies.

Hope you're still not walking funny sweetie. If you need to buy another new pair of cute heels to replace the ones that dog ate, take some money out of petty cash. Business at the clinic has been up a little lately and gosh, the number of guys who refuse to rewind their videotapes but line up to confess their crime in that little back room at the video store has really been booming. I put a tip jar by the door just as a joke and well, let's just say the next time you see me I'll probably be wearing a new, gold and diamonds Dolce&Gabana nightie under my work uniform.

And stay away from dogs for goodness sake! I've never met anyone who has had such bad luck with them!

https://i.imgur.com/L24M2L1.gif

or is it?

 

[investor]

Dr. Liz -

Sorry to hear about the problems with the missing hummingbird feather. Wish I could offer some help or advice, but I don't have a dog in that hunt. . . . wait, maybe I do . . . down here in the mountains, I have a friend who has a blue tick hound dog. They are not much to look at, spend a lot of time sleeping in the sun, but they have an uncanny knack for tracking down a scent. I have seen one take the scent of a grouse feather, find the hat it fell off from, and then find the owner of the hat.

If you think such ability might be useful, I might be able to arrange to have the dog (nicknamed "LP" for Lysol proof") shipped to you. If you turned him loose in your closet, and then took him to work with you, I'm sure "LP" could assist in identifying the party responsible for the lost hummingbird feather.

Of course, I'm not implying that any of your cohorts at work are involved.

In the words of that great philosopher, Yogi Berra, however: "That's too coincidental to be a coincidence".


signed,

An Impartial Observer

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

Honest question: How do you deal with political overload? I'm turning off my phone. I'm making sure I set aside time during the day to not check social media. I'm not on the computer all of the time when I leave work. I don't listen to angry political talk radio. But it's so hard to get away from it. I pumped my gas today, and there was a screen on my gas pump that had CNN on it. Then, I went to the dentist, and they had Fox News on. As a licensed therapist, who specializes in CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy, or is that cock-and ball torture?), what do you do to step away from the anger and the negativity?

Signed,
Crabby Overwrought Cranky Karma (COCK)

Dear Cock,

(I've never written to a cock before but I sort of like the idea! )

As a therapist who holds multiple degrees in CBT I can assure you that the best way to avoid all the anger and negativity being spewed at us by the media today is to:
a) do your best to stay informed of the facts and
b) release your pent up sexual frustrations as much, and as often, as possible.

One thing I like to recommend is keeping discreet images of your favorite taco therapy therapist on your cellphone so that you can turn your attention to them as needed when you feel inundated by all the arguing talking heads (one of my fave bands ever btw!) on TV.

For instance, many of my male (and female) patients like to imagine themselves in the warm and comfortable safe zone of our clinic during their last therapy session. Which is why we allow all Platinum Customers to take pictures like this one so that they can look back on it and use it to alleviate any agitation that may build up in between appointments.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/5d9f1d21a66f0868a2e00dc2e655525a/tumblr_pu22j9I23s1rubvtso1_540.jpg

However, every patient has their own tension release triggers. If you would like to find a personal one that works best for you, please make an appointment at your earliest convenience.

Doctor "We Specialize In Foot Therapy And Friend Therapy" Liz
(and, well, of course Cock and Ball Torture too )

 

[JerseyJade]

Dr. Liz -

Sorry to hear about the problems with the missing hummingbird feather. Wish I could offer some help or advice, but I don't have a dog in that hunt. . . . wait, maybe I do . . . down here in the mountains, I have a friend who has a blue tick hound dog. They are not much to look at, spend a lot of time sleeping in the sun, but they have an uncanny knack for tracking down a scent. I have seen one take the scent of a grouse feather, find the hat it fell off from, and then find the owner of the hat.

If you think such ability might be useful, I might be able to arrange to have the dog (nicknamed "LP" for Lysol proof") shipped to you. If you turned him loose in your closet, and then took him to work with you, I'm sure "LP" could assist in identifying the party responsible for the lost hummingbird feather.

Of course, I'm not implying that any of your cohorts at work are involved.

In the words of that great philosopher, Yogi Berra, however: "That's too coincidental to be a coincidence".


signed,

An Impartial Observer

Liz, while I think it's very generous that An Impartial Observer offered his dog to help you find that no good slut that stole your hummingbird feather... as a friend and someone you know you can trust that has NEVER, EVER lied to you before.... I strongly advise you NOT to accept his help.

I don't know if you know this or not, but it's a known fact that blue tick hound dogs are known to be infested with fleas and pee on everything in sight. I mean really, Liz. Is it worth all this trouble? You're probably going to have to deal with getting an exterminator to get rid of the fleas in your closet; and even worst.. that dog will be PEEING ALL OVER YOUR SYBBIE! How gross is that?

Trust me on this, Liz. It's not worth it. Besides, I think it's pretty obvious now that Nova is the one who stole your hummingbird feather.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/L24M2L1.gif

or is it?

You know JJ, my friend who does hummingbird rescues just brought up a very interesting point about:

- the timeline of your arts and crafts jewelry making workshop,
- my sybbie being moved,
- my hummingbird feather going missing,
- you walking funny while wearing a new hummingbird feather necklace that you admit to making yourself
- and all that terrible luck you've had recently with one dog after another.

She's like a retired math expert person who made a bunch of money creating computer programs that generate and assess personality profiles and she said the odds of you having so much bad luck with dogs recently is pretty much mathematically impossible.

Of course I told her she's crazy. And I even tried to make an excuse for you and said maybe one of the dogs was actually a cat or an alligator or something.

But she says I'm just "avoiding" what I don't want to see and that I have to look at the WHOLE sequence of events together and not just each one separately like I've been doing.

I hadn't really looked at it like that and of course I'm desperate to believe you, but now I don't know what to think. I sure wish Tan and Nova would get back to fill me in on what they know about all this.

Don't you?

(she did give me two new, really beautiful hummingbird feathers though. I'll give them to you the next time I see you so that you can make us matching hummingbird feather necklaces so that we can still be twinsies!)

Love you!

 

[LizVegas79]

Liz, while I think it's very generous that An Impartial Observer offered his dog to help you find that no good slut that stole your hummingbird feather... as a friend and someone you know you can trust that has NEVER, EVER lied to you before.... I strongly advise you NOT to accept his help.

I don't know if you know this or not, but it's a known fact that blue tick hound dogs are known to be infested with fleas and pee on everything in sight. I mean really, Liz. Is it worth all this trouble? You're probably going to have to deal with getting an exterminator to get rid of the fleas in your closet; and even worst.. that dog will be PEEING ALL OVER YOUR SYBBIE! How gross is that?

Trust me on this, Liz. It's not worth it. Besides, I think it's pretty obvious now that Nova is the one who stole your hummingbird feather.

Thanks for looking out for me sweetie! You are the absolute best!

Figures a guy would overlook a pee-proned dog, right?!! Heck, I've never known a guy yet that can hit a toilet bowl more than 60-70% of the time! What's up with that, right?

If anyone ever peed all over my sybbie (except of course by accident - because, well, they can make a girl loose her mind ) I think I would cry myself to sleep for a whole week.

Dr. Liz -

Sorry to hear about the problems with the missing hummingbird feather. Wish I could offer some help or advice, but I don't have a dog in that hunt. . . . wait, maybe I do . . . down here in the mountains, I have a friend who has a blue tick hound dog. They are not much to look at, spend a lot of time sleeping in the sun, but they have an uncanny knack for tracking down a scent. I have seen one take the scent of a grouse feather, find the hat it fell off from, and then find the owner of the hat.

If you think such ability might be useful, I might be able to arrange to have the dog (nicknamed "LP" for Lysol proof") shipped to you. If you turned him loose in your closet, and then took him to work with you, I'm sure "LP" could assist in identifying the party responsible for the lost hummingbird feather.

Of course, I'm not implying that any of your cohorts at work are involved.

In the words of that great philosopher, Yogi Berra, however: "That's too coincidental to be a coincidence".


signed,

An Impartial Observer

Dear Partially Impartial Observer,

Thanks, Investor. But I've been told that Blue Tick Hounds come with certain drawbacks that are sort of a deal breaker for me.

I mean, he sounds like EXACTLY what we need to get to the bottom of this crazy mess and clear JJ's name, but ... well, yuck!

Yogi Berra? I think I had a Yogi Berra doll growing up! I loved his cartoon show when I was growing up. So cute. I loved Boo-boo too. I never heard him say that about coincidences though. I must have missed that episode I guess.

Thanks again for trying to help though! If you have any other thoughts or ideas on our little missing hummingbird feather mystery let us know!

Doctor "Who The F Stole My Hummingbird Feather?" Liz

 

[JerseyJade]

You know JJ, my friend who does hummingbird rescues just brought up a very interesting point about:

- the timeline of your arts and crafts jewelry making workshop,
- my sybbie being moved,
- my hummingbird feather going missing,
- you walking funny while wearing a new hummingbird feather necklace that you admit to making yourself
- and all that terrible luck you've had recently with one dog after another.

She's like a retired math expert person who made a bunch of money creating computer programs that generate and assess personality profiles and she said the odds of you having so much bad luck with dogs recently is pretty much mathematically impossible.

Of course I told her she's crazy. And I even tried to make an excuse for you and said maybe one of the dogs was actually a cat or an alligator or something.

But she says I'm just "avoiding" what I don't want to see and that I have to look at the WHOLE sequence of events together and not just each one separately like I've been doing.

I hadn't really looked at it like that and of course I'm desperate to believe you, but now I don't know what to think. I sure wish Tan and Nova would get back to fill me in on what they know about all this.

Don't you?

(she did give me two new, really beautiful hummingbird feathers though. I'll give them to you the next time I see you so that you can make us matching hummingbird feather necklaces so that we can still be twinsies!)

Love you!

Umm.. NO! I'm not interested in hearing what Tan and Nova have to say about it. And I'm CRUSHED that you would take their word over mine after all we been through together at the clinic where I was there for you every day of the week, putting my heart, soul and mouth into every client that you assigned to me.

How can you trust a man who fed an innocent, talented and gifted dog like Waldo gourmet milk bones knowing that it will get him so high that his brain will malfunction and forget everything he knows? Sure, he would have been fine with just regular milk bones, but noooo.. he had to give him the gourmet kind which probably made him freak out.

And as far as Nova goes, she will say anything to get herself out of trouble. I bet she will even try to accuse ME of all people of stealing that hummingbird feather! How dare she!

And now you're going to take the word of a woman who spent her whole life programming and working on computers? Everyone knows that people who spend that kind of time on computers eventually burn up most of their brain cells and end up spending the rest of their lives running a hummingbird rescue organization. Seriously???

I understand that you're desperate to find out who stole your hummingbird feather, Liz... I just can't believe that you would even consider that I would do something like that. I thought by now you would know that I would be incapable of doing such horrible things. Everyone knows I'm an...

https://i.imgur.com/ZmlOIh4.jpg

 

[LizVegas79]

Umm.. NO! I'm not interested in hearing what Tan and Nova have to say about it. And I'm CRUSHED that you would take their word over mine after all we been through together at the clinic where I was there for you every day of the week, putting my heart, soul and mouth into every client that you assigned to me.

How can you trust a man who fed an innocent, talented and gifted dog like Waldo gourmet milk bones knowing that it will get him so high that his brain will malfunction and forget everything he knows? Sure, he would have been fine with just regular milk bones, but noooo.. he had to give him the gourmet kind which probably made him freak out.

And as far as Nova goes, she will say anything to get herself out of trouble. I bet she will even try to accuse ME of all people of stealing that hummingbird feather! How dare she!

And now you're going to take the word of a woman who spent her whole life programming and working on computers? Everyone knows that people who spend that kind of time on computers eventually burn up most of their brain cells and end up spending the rest of their lives running a hummingbird rescue organization. Seriously???

I understand that you're desperate to find out who stole your hummingbird feather, Liz... I just can't believe that you would even consider that I would do something like that. I thought by now you would know that I would be incapable of doing such horrible things. Everyone knows I'm an...

https://i.imgur.com/ZmlOIh4.jpg

So you're saying there weren't any alligators involved then?

See, to me that proves right there that you're innocent sweetie (barring any new evidence of course) because only an innocent person wouldn't take the easy way out and change her story.

Plus, you might be right about my hummingbird rescuer friend. She is a little weird. I actually don't know her that well. We met that night I got arrested in front of the video store for handing (and blowing ) out fines for guys who don't rewind their videotapes all the way.

As for Investor, I think his heart is in the right place. But, like most guys he's usually thinking with his penis. Which is actually sort of a compliment if you think about it.

I mean, I'm pretty sure he like-likes us both

No, you'll always be innocent until proven guilty in my book sweetie

But dang it ... I sure would like to know who used my sybbie without asking and then stole my hummingbird feather.

We'll get to the bottom of it together, sweetie. I just know it!

 

[JerseyJade]

Plus, you might be right about my hummingbird rescuer friend. She is a little weird. I actually don't know her that well. We met that night I got arrested in front of the video store for handing (and blowing ) out fines for guys who don't rewind their videotapes all the way.

I remember that night. I told the manager that he needs to go bail you out but instead he made me go out there and take your place. That Asshole!

 

[LizVegas79]

I remember that night. I told the manager that he needs to go bail you out but instead he made me go out there and take your place. That Asshole!

That's so weird. He told me he gave you bail money and sent you downtown to bail me out.

I was wondering why you never showed up. I figured you were mad at me for getting all those stains on your lucky interview dress.

 

[JerseyJade]

That's so weird. He told me he gave you bail money and sent you downtown to bail me out.

I was wondering why you never showed up. I figured you were mad at me for getting all those stains on your lucky interview dress.

Ohhhh, yeeeaaah. You're right. He did give me the money to go bail you out. I'm sorry, Liz... but I got distracted as I was leaving and forgot all about it. Oops! I hope you can forgive me.

 

[LizVegas79]

Ohhhh, yeeeaaah. You're right. He did give me the money to go bail you out. I'm sorry, Liz... but I got distracted as I was leaving and forgot all about it. Oops! I hope you can forgive me.

Oh no worries. I guess it was meant to be. Kind of ironic that's the night I met the hummingbird lady though, huh? Just think, if you hadn't left me to rot in that jail cell like some old, rotten bag of potatoes I never would never been given that hummingbird feather and never would have known someone borrowed my sybbie without asking.

Life sure is funny sometimes huh JJ?

But don't worry about it. I'm sure you're innocent because who else but a cat person like you could have such terrible luck with dogs? (you are a cat person aren't you? but wait, then why were you dog sitting? Hmmm, this still isn't adding up ....)

Well, anyways, I know if we don't keep up with those fines and penalties for not rewinding the videotapes they just multiply (and form a line! ). Plus, a cop I use to do some under the covers work for saw me getting locked up and came over and made a deal with me and the other cops on duty that night to let me go. (Talk about walking funny the next day but that's another story!)

Hey I didn't know we had a drive-thru at the video store! Awesome-sauce!

 

[clistenovena]

Oh yes sweetie! Spank my button!

Spank my naughty, dirty, bad, bad, bad button!

It's so bad and dirty and bad. It deserves it!

Mmmmm, bad button ... bad, bad, bad, naughty, dirty button!

Spank her. Spank her again!

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/1c/6b/85/1c6b850033467b4884731a8c688d490f--women-in-boots-latex-boots.jpg

Hey, Lizzie? Let's talk about that bad, bad button of yours, shall we?

 

[clistenovena]

You do know Liz.. that I wasn't the only one who made a hummingbird feather necklace that looks EXACTLY like the one you're looking at. I know when you asked me before if Nova went with me to the art class that I said, no she didn't... but I suddenly remember now that there was another girl in my class that made a hummingbird feather necklace that looked just like mine. I didn't give much though about it until now, but now that I think about it, that girl looked EXACTLY like Nova. She was on the other side of the room so I couldn't tell you for sure, but if it wasn't Nova, it was a close resemblance. Just saying.

https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/stunned-gif-11-300x200.gif

And JJ, that's a jaw-drop reaction, not my mouth open and waiting for a yummy cock. Which you know all about.

I go away for just a few days and come back to this?? Girlie girl, it's on!

I sure wish Tan and Nova would get back to fill me in on what they know about all this.

Wish granted, Liz. Let's chat. I have more than a few words for you.

That lying, tricky bitch. And using a disguise in your arts and crafts class just to get you in trouble! Boy, some people huh?

Some people is right. And speaking of lying, tricky bitches (and I mean that in the sweetest way possible), you need to listen to your hummingbird rescuer/math-computer programming friend. The odds of JJ dribbling anything more than gooey cum out of her mouth is mathematically impossible! *She* is the one who told me about the art class! "Stop by and see me," she said. "It'll be soooooo much fun!" she said. So yeah, I changed my plans for the evening (which would have included 2 clients in the Whiskey Therapy Room) and swing by (off my stripper pole) to her art class. In I go, but is JJ anywhere to be found?? Nooooooo. So after a quickie in the supply room (that art instructor was sex on a stick), I went back to the clinic to try and salvage what I could of my night.

You wanna know what I saw??

Hmm?? You wanna know??

Well, since you asked so pretty and all, I'll tell you.

I saw JJ sneaking out of your office!! And yes, just like your friend said, she was walking awfully funny...and fingering one beautiful hummingbird feather. She stuck it down in her cleavage and went to sneaking out. She was so obvious, though. And cute. But that's beside the point.

Don't believe me? I went and...talked to the security guy and he gave me footage.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LavishHopefulHake-max-1mb.gif

So, Liz. Don't be sorry for anything you put JJ through. If anything, she needs a stern...VERY STERN...talking to from you (just tell me when, 'cause I wanna be there).

Now, I'm sure JJ will tell you that I'll say anything to get out of some trouble. And that I'll blame and accuse her.

And as far as Nova goes, she will say anything to get herself out of trouble. I bet she will even try to accuse ME of all people of stealing that hummingbird feather! How dare she!

See!! I KNEW it!! I knew she'd say that!! And sure, I will lie to get myself out of trouble sometimes. But I don't have to this time because little Miss "I'm too sweet and lovely (she is) to steal Liz's hummingbird feather and secretly use her sybbie (and blame the dog for the mess???)" is the pretty little liar, not me (like I said, this time).

So, JJ, in response to this...

Everyone knows I'm an...

https://i.imgur.com/ZmlOIh4.jpg

...here's the true picture.


https://media.tenor.com/images/26a50c313f2c06db7d2aa6366c32fe75/tenor.gif

And now, I'm headed to the WTR. I need to calm down and get some. I might have a tumbler of whisky while I'm at it.

 

[investor]

Re: The Hummingbird Feather Caper

If I may, Dr. Liz, I would like to address this to you, JJ and Nova, all ladies that I hold in high esteem. Fantasies aside, I would never allow myself to get between close friends and working cohorts seeking to resolve a mysterious disappearance.

As an impartial and objective arbiter, and using lessons learned from maturity, I offered assistance only to help sort thru the clouds of suspicion, resolve any uncertainties and misunderstandings, and sort fact from fiction. And as my profile clearly states that I am “older than dirt”, I assure you that only the actively working parts of the anatomy are involved in this pursuit. (As an aside, that may be an issue that would be more appropriately examined/discussed in the private confines of Dr. Liz’s practice and/or the Whiskey Therapy Room)

As a lover of canines, regardless of breed, I also wish to emphasis that a well trained and cared for animal will never exhibit the appearance nor behavior alluded to with respect to the referenced enhancement equipment. The proper use of leash and collar always leads to rewarding behavior.

If the three of you could meet at the scene of the missing hummingbird feather, I am sure that with open discussion and review, and by using the materials available, this mystery will be resolved with total and complete satisfaction.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/1c/6b/85/1c6b850033467b4884731a8c688d490f--women-in-boots-latex-boots.jpg

Hey, Lizzie? Let's talk about that bad, bad button of yours, shall we?

I always tell my patients recognizing that you have a problem is the first step towards recovery.

I guess, it's time I start taking my own advice, huh?

The kids are usually in bed by 9. Hub's is usually asleep by 11. Does your shift at the bar still end at midnight? I could meet you in the parking lot after you get off because yes, I really need to talk about my bad button.

I really, REALLY need to "talk" about her

 

[LizVegas79]

https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/stunned-gif-11-300x200.gif

And JJ, that's a jaw-drop reaction, not my mouth open and waiting for a yummy cock. Which you know all about.

I go away for just a few days and come back to this?? Girlie girl, it's on!


Wish granted, Liz. Let's chat. I have more than a few words for you.



Some people is right. And speaking of lying, tricky bitches (and I mean that in the sweetest way possible), you need to listen to your hummingbird rescuer/math-computer programming friend. The odds of JJ dribbling anything more than gooey cum out of her mouth is mathematically impossible! *She* is the one who told me about the art class! "Stop by and see me," she said. "It'll be soooooo much fun!" she said. So yeah, I changed my plans for the evening (which would have included 2 clients in the Whiskey Therapy Room) and swing by (off my stripper pole) to her art class. In I go, but is JJ anywhere to be found?? Nooooooo. So after a quickie in the supply room (that art instructor was sex on a stick), I went back to the clinic to try and salvage what I could of my night.

You wanna know what I saw??

Hmm?? You wanna know??

Well, since you asked so pretty and all, I'll tell you.

I saw JJ sneaking out of your office!! And yes, just like your friend said, she was walking awfully funny...and fingering one beautiful hummingbird feather. She stuck it down in her cleavage and went to sneaking out. She was so obvious, though. And cute. But that's beside the point.

Don't believe me? I went and...talked to the security guy and he gave me footage.

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So, Liz. Don't be sorry for anything you put JJ through. If anything, she needs a stern...VERY STERN...talking to from you (just tell me when, 'cause I wanna be there).

Now, I'm sure JJ will tell you that I'll say anything to get out of some trouble. And that I'll blame and accuse her.



See!! I KNEW it!! I knew she'd say that!! And sure, I will lie to get myself out of trouble sometimes. But I don't have to this time because little Miss "I'm too sweet and lovely (she is) to steal Liz's hummingbird feather and secretly use her sybbie (and blame the dog for the mess???)" is the pretty little liar, not me (like I said, this time).

So, JJ, in response to this...



...here's the true picture.


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And now, I'm headed to the WTR. I need to calm down and get some. I might have a tumbler of whisky while I'm at it.

Golly, now I'm not sure WHO to believe!

JJ is terribly cute. Deceptively and conveniently distractingly cute.

And it makes sense that she would hide my favorite hummingbird feather between those gorgeous twins of hers (not that I'm jelly, well, I am, if I had her gorgeous boobs I wouldn't be in the financial mess that I'm in because I'd just find a rich banker and - well, you know, bank him better than he's ever been banked before!)

Hmmm ... maybe I better call my detective friend who owes me a favor and see if I can do some more under the covers work for him.

This hummingbird feather mystery is getting more and more complicated, huh?

I wonder if a sybbie can be used as a lie detector though .... hmmm, maybe we should all meet at my office and find out .....

 

[LizVegas79]

Re: The Hummingbird Feather Caper

If I may, Dr. Liz, I would like to address this to you, JJ and Nova, all ladies that I hold in high esteem. Fantasies aside, I would never allow myself to get between close friends and working cohorts seeking to resolve a mysterious disappearance.

As an impartial and objective arbiter, and using lessons learned from maturity, I offered assistance only to help sort thru the clouds of suspicion, resolve any uncertainties and misunderstandings, and sort fact from fiction. And as my profile clearly states that I am “older than dirt”, I assure you that only the actively working parts of the anatomy are involved in this pursuit. (As an aside, that may be an issue that would be more appropriately examined/discussed in the private confines of Dr. Liz’s practice and/or the Whiskey Therapy Room)

As a lover of canines, regardless of breed, I also wish to emphasis that a well trained and cared for animal will never exhibit the appearance nor behavior alluded to with respect to the referenced enhancement equipment. The proper use of leash and collar always leads to rewarding behavior.

If the three of you could meet at the scene of the missing hummingbird feather, I am sure that with open discussion and review, and by using the materials available, this mystery will be resolved with total and complete satisfaction.

Leave it to an old guy who's NOT thinking with his penis to figure out a logical way to solve this whole mess. I've been too emotionally invested in trying to figure out who's lying.

Okay, so let's meet at the scene of the crime and use my sybbie as a lie detector.

I'll bring the butterscotch oil, Nova you bring some champagne, JJ you bring the chocolate covered strawberries (dark chocolate please), Investor you bring a leash and collar and fur-lined handcuffs and Tan you bring the video equipment to film all the evidence.

Deal?

 

[investor]

Dr. Liz, it just so happens that I do have the aforementioned items, and look forward to coming out of retirement and helping in the resolution of the now infamous hummingbird feather incident. I am sure, with such encouragement, that the parties involved, including the assisting consultants, will be able to bring this issue to a close to the utmost satisfaction for all.

I love it when a plan comes together!

 

[JerseyJade]

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Okay, now I'm mad!

Some people is right. And speaking of lying, tricky bitches (and I mean that in the sweetest way possible), you need to listen to your hummingbird rescuer/math-computer programming friend. The odds of JJ dribbling anything more than gooey cum out of her mouth is mathematically impossible! *She* is the one who told me about the art class! "Stop by and see me," she said. "It'll be soooooo much fun!" she said. So yeah, I changed my plans for the evening (which would have included 2 clients in the Whiskey Therapy Room) and swing by (off my stripper pole) to her art class. In I go, but is JJ anywhere to be found?? Nooooooo. So after a quickie in the supply room (that art instructor was sex on a stick), I went back to the clinic to try and salvage what I could of my night.

Went back to the clinic, huh??? Why the clinic, Nova, huh?? Huh??

I'll tell you why! But first I'll just say this. Yes, I did want you to go with me to the Art Class. It was, "Bring a Friend" night and I couldn't think of better person than you to bring along. After all, the one thing we do have in common is that we both love jewelry. So yeah, I thought it would be really fun for us to be able to make our own.

And you know darn well why I wasn't there when you arrived because I texted you that I was going to be late.

You see, Liz.. on my way to the Art class, I decided I would stop by the clinic to make sure everything was okay. When I got there and checked your office to make sure no one touched your sybbie and your precious hummingbird feather, I broke my heel. And in doing so, I also twisted my ankle.

So that's why I was walking funny, NOVA!

Well I couldn't go to the Art class with a broken heel, so I drove to a friends house to see if I can borrow a pair of hers. That's when I texted Nova that I was going to be late.

You could have waited for me, Nova... but nooooo, you had something else in mind, didn't you???

When I finally did arrive at the Art class, Nova was no where to be seen. What I did see though, shocked the hell out of me! I seen this many times before, but never, ever in my imagination did I think I would see it here in my Art Class. The Art teacher was leaning against the wall, like a statue. His eyes were glossy and red and his eye balls rolled to the back of his head. Although his face looked drained of every ounce of energy, he had a smile on his face so big, that his cheek bones touched the bottom of his ears. For a second, I panicked and wondered what the heck happened to him. Then it hit me...

NOVA!

Liz, you and I both know that Nova has that very rare talent of making men achieve the ultimate orgasm when she screws them. At first I thought it was because of her gorgeous looks and perfect body; but then later on, after I studied her as she was doing her thing at the clinic, I realized it was more than that. It was the way she moved her body, the way she grinded her butt against him, the way she kissed so passionately and the words she softly whispered in their ears. Geez, there were times I even got turned on from watching. That's when I started taking notes!

We also both know Liz, that Nova is a bitch to work with if she hasn't started her day with at least a dozen or so orgasms. I mean she's like a whole different person when she's hungry. I knew from the short period of time Nova was at the Art class, she came no where near having that many orgasms and she will do anything in order to satisfy her empowering lust!

I freaked out Liz. I knew I had to stop her before it was too late. I needed to know where she had gone to. So I ran up to the Art instructor, shook him with all my might and screamed at him, "NOVA! WHERE'S NOVA?!"

At first, he just stood there.. his eyes were blank as if he had no soul. He was drooling and breathing heavy. Then suddenly he started to mumble. The words came out slow and cryptic.

"Cloooick. Cloooick." he kept saying over and over.

"What? What?" I screamed at him in desperate hope for him to speak more clearer.

But that didn't happen. He just kept saying over and over the same cryptic words. Then it suddenly dawned on me. The words became so clear and I knew immediately where Nova was going... and more important, WHY SHE WAS GOING.

The Clinic!

Yes, it was all making sense to me now. She needed more orgasms and she needed them fast. What better place then the clinic, where there's a sybbie that will easily do the job for her.

My heart was pounding Liz. I knew I had to act fast. So I ran back to my car and drove as fast as I could back to the clinic. But I was too late, Liz. I'm so sorry. I really tried to stop her, but I failed. I failed you as your friend and as one that you can forever trust and know that I WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU. That part hasn't changed. You can rest assure that I will always be TRUTHFUL and LOYAL.

There's more to tell Liz, and I'm afraid it will shock you.. if it hasn't already. I will tell you later on what happened... after I arrived at the clinic. I have to warn you though, it won't sound pretty. No where near as pretty as Nova. But you need to know the truth, Liz. The truth of what happened at the clinic... and more important.... the truth about our dear and beloved friend, Nova.

 

[JerseyJade]

Dr. Liz, it just so happens that I do have the aforementioned items, and look forward to coming out of retirement and helping in the resolution of the now infamous hummingbird feather incident. I am sure, with such encouragement, that the parties involved, including the assisting consultants, will be able to bring this issue to a close to the utmost satisfaction for all.

I love it when a plan comes together!

It's Nova, isn't it? She got to you, too. Well don't feel too bad about it. It's not your fault. She has that effect on every man. I have never seen a man say no to her. I really can't blame them, to be honest. She IS drop dead gorgeous after all.. and she has that seductive voice that can easily brainwash the most strongest of men. I've seen it happen many times at the clinic. I was just hoping you were stronger than that, but obviously she has you under her spell also.

Liz, you know just as well as I do, that whatever becomes from this is just more trickery and deceit from Nova. It appears she has her brainwashed slaves doing her bidding now. Don't be fooled by her, Liz. I'm begging you!

 

[LizVegas79]

It's Nova, isn't it? She got to you, too. Well don't feel too bad about it. It's not your fault. She has that effect on every man. I have never seen a man say no to her. I really can't blame them, to be honest. She IS drop dead gorgeous after all.. and she has that seductive voice that can easily brainwash the most strongest of men. I've seen it happen many times at the clinic. I was just hoping you were stronger than that, but obviously she has you under her spell also.

Liz, you know just as well as I do, that whatever becomes from this is just more trickery and deceit from Nova. It appears she has her brainwashed slaves doing her bidding now. Don't be fooled by her, Liz. I'm begging you!

SEXED OUT SEX ZOMBIES!!!

I KNEW THERE WAS A PERFECT EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS CONFUSION!!!

Thank you so, so, so much for all your help in getting to the bottom of this mystery JJ!!

I know that must have been really hard for you.

I know how close you and Nova are and how much you, well frankly all of us, hate every time she leaves but how much we all love watching her go.

I mean, god she's got the most insane perfect ass of all of us, right?

I mean, you have a great ass. I have what everyone tells me is a pretty nice ass (for a 40yr old anyways). But god! I freaking hate her so much sometimes! I mean, how does it stay so perfect? She drinks like a fish. She eats nachos and cheeseburgers and pizza all the freaking time - and yet! BAM! Perfect fucking ass that always looks totally amaze in jeans, or skirts or those trampy little booty shorts that she likes to wear.

Don't tell her we talked. But, here's the plan, okay?:

- just so it seems like we still don't know who really stole my hummingbird feather, let's all still meet up at my office around midnight like we planned, okay?
- I'll have my sybbie all set up and ready to go in my office so we can use it as a lie detector
- I'll pick you to go first and help you out of your panties so you can get use to my sybbie since you told me awhile back that you've never ridden a sybbie before.
- Wear one of your cute little spaghetti strap sun dresses or cami or just strip down and climb aboard!
- I'll bring the butterscotch oil and Nova can hold your hair while I slowly turn up the dial and ask you some super basic questions that I'm sure will totally prove you're innocent.
- then, after we give you a towel to towel off and catch your breath, we'll tell Nova to get on. I bet you a million dollars she'll think of same lame excuse why she can't, right? but we'll totally make her anyways!
- then we'll do the same thing to her, you hold her hair while I slowly turn up the dials and ask her the same basic questions like where she was that night and stuff like that
- I bet she'll totally confess before I even get it up to 5, right?!!

OMG - this is like the perfectest perfect plan ever!!! You'll have a fun ride on a sybian for the first time but be proven totally innocent, Nova will try to last as long as possible but then probably squirt as she confesses to everything, and Tan will have it all on videotape so that we can sell it on the internet and make a little side money at the video store!

AWESOME-SAUCE!!

 

[Apisto42]

... and Tan will have it all on videotape so that we can sell it on the internet and make a little side money at the video store!

AWESOME-SAUCE!!

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