Ask Me Anything***The Ratchetman Edition

[AlexBailey]

How has/does your family approach important issues like the existence of Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny, etc?

If your kids were asked if the believe in Santa Claus, what would they say?

How did your parents approach those issues? How did you find out the truth? Did you feel betrayed?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

How has/does your family approach important issues like the existence of Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny, etc?

If your kids were asked if the believe in Santa Claus, what would they say?

How did your parents approach those issues? How did you find out the truth? Did you feel betrayed?

So, I was a fan of putting the truth out there, but the magic of these things is kind of important. So we have followed many and sold the lie to our kids.

They would say yes.

My parents told the lie as well. I busted them on Christmas Eve when I was five. I was trying to catch Santa. Turns out, I did.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hello sir. I do not believe we have met. *hearty handshake*

So you chose a Care Bear for an avatar. I am curious as to what inspired it.

 

[AlexBailey]

So, I was a fan of putting the truth out there, but the magic of these things is kind of important. So we have followed many and sold the lie to our kids.

They would say yes.

My parents told the lie as well. I busted them on Christmas Eve when I was five. I was trying to catch Santa. Turns out, I did.

Aw, you old softie. You sound like you have a great personality for a dad.

It's so fun to watch the wonder on kids faces! How many do you have? Boys? Girls? Would you ever take in a foster?



(When our kids were little we told them the story of Saint Nicholas. We told them that Saint Nick's spirit is kept alive by people continuing his work. On Christmas morning the kids woke us up at day break saying, "Come see what Saint Nicholas' ghost brought us!")

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Hello sir. I do not believe we have met. *hearty handshake*

So you chose a Care Bear for an avatar. I am curious as to what inspired it.

So, as a kid, I was a fan of the Care Bears. For a while I had like a manly AV that seemed to blend in with everyone else's. I'm a big time snuggler, so why not use a Care Bear? I think it fits my personality.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Aw, you old softie. You sound like you have a great personality for a dad.

It's so fun to watch the wonder on kids faces! How many do you have? Boys? Girls? Would you ever take in a foster?



(When our kids were little we told them the story of Saint Nicholas. We told them that Saint Nick's spirit is kept alive by people continuing his work. On Christmas morning the kids woke us up at day break saying, "Come see what Saint Nicholas' ghost brought us!")

I have three daughters. No, I'm done with kids. They are amazing and a lot of work.

 

[Punkrockchick]

What's your favorite sex position?

Give or receive oral?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

What's your favorite sex position?

Give or receive oral?

I like having the girl on top, because it frees my hands up to explore, spank, or control the pace.

I prefer giving oral. It has always taken me a long time to get off from a blow job. Are they enjoyable? Absolutely. But I really enjoy making a woman cum. It might be an ego thing.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I like having the girl on top, because it frees my hands up to explore, spank, or control the pace.

I prefer giving oral. It has always taken me a long time to get off from a blow job. Are they enjoyable? Absolutely. But I really enjoy making a woman cum. It might be an ego thing.

What type of clothing on a woman turns you on?

Have you ever ridden a camel?

What type of vajazzle would you choose for a woman to have?

What meal would you cook for a special someone?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

What type of clothing on a woman turns you on?

Have you ever ridden a camel?

What type of vajazzle would you choose for a woman to have?

What meal would you cook for a special someone?

I'm a big fan of thigh highs with a nice dress.

I have never ridden a camel

I was thinking some sort of bling ring with rhinestones and sparkles.

Beef tenderloin, grilled asparagus, and potatoes au gratin

 

[Punkrockchick]

If you could have coffee or sex, which would you choose?

Do you think 2 listers can fall in love?

What's your favorite kind of underwear on a girl?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

If you could have coffee or sex, which would you choose?

Do you think 2 listers can fall in love?

What's your favorite kind of underwear on a girl?

That is a ridiculously tough one. I guess, since I have gone without sex, but not coffee, I'll choose coffee.

I think people can fall in love anywhere. This place is as good as any.

No brainer. It's always going to be a thong. Maybe because my wife doesn't wear them.

Final push, all. I have to figure out who is next.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

You underestimate my love for Springsteen.


Have you enjoyed your time in the AMA sun?

Why did you not do vocaroo responses?

Will we ever hear your voice?

The spotlight was pretty cool. I'm not exactly used to it.

I would have loved to use vocaroo, but why wife is always nearby. I will drop a special message to you on Tuesday when I'm back to work, just so you can here my Bruce impersonation.

See above

 

[Ratchetman1982]

How do I know if I’m drunnk. I think BFG got me drunk

This one is easy. Want to have sex with me? If the answer is yes, drunk.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

And... That's all she wrote. I mailed the next victim to see if they are interested. If not, I could be any of you!!;

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Here is the link to Chillygirl's thread.


https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1551950