Ask the Demon

[Lady Reiha]

Dear DemonDooogie:


How come you never call me?

 

[Lady Reiha]

Your keys will be in the last place you look for them.

Check in the fridge. Just in case.

Holy crap!
There they are! I've been missing them for months!!!!

( Hi Hi KittyKoo and AppyBewberrieland!)

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear DemonDooogie:

How come you never call me?

Because international rates on my crappy pay-as-you-go phone suck donkey balls. AT&T just doesn't understand my need for long distance interaction.

 

[VandalHeart]

Holy crap!
There they are! I've been missing them for months!!!!

( Hi Hi KittyKoo and AppyBewberrieland!)

Trust the Demon. He knows much. And when he feels particularly vindicated and superior, he speaks in third person. It never lasts, so what new questions do you have for me?

 

[~His Kitten~]

*giggles*

Why am I satisfied with sleeping until 4 in the afternoon, waking up only to eat milano cookies in bed and read a romance novel on the weekends?

Someone needs to explain to me how my mind works.

 

[VandalHeart]

*giggles*

Why am I satisfied with sleeping until 4 in the afternoon, waking up only to eat milano cookies in bed and read a romance novel on the weekends?

Someone needs to explain to me how my mind works.

If this was a regular thing, I'd say you need to get checked out for clinical depression, but since it's a weekend thing, I'd say it's just how you like to spend your weekends. Junk food and mindless entertainment is nothing short of a perfect way to waste away one's free time and recover for the coming week, in my opinion.

 

[~His Kitten~]

If this was a regular thing, I'd say you need to get checked out for clinical depression, but since it's a weekend thing, I'd say it's just how you like to spend your weekends. Junk food and mindless entertainment is nothing short of a perfect way to waste away one's free time and recover for the coming week, in my opinion.

If it was depression again I wouldn't be eating cookies.

And I can think of a much better way of recovering for the upcoming week...If I am going to spend the time in bed there are much tastier things to do than eat cookies.

Don't you agree dear Vandal?

What do you do...to ah recover?

 

[VandalHeart]

If it was depression again I wouldn't be eating cookies.

And I can think of a much better way of recovering for the upcoming week...If I am going to spend the time in bed there are much tastier things to do than eat cookies.

Don't you agree dear Vandal?

What do you do...to ah recover?

I refuse to make plans on that sort of thing. When it comes to my days off, I simply do whatever I want to do/can afford on my limited budget. Basically, to answer your question, whatever the hell I want to do.

 

[~His Kitten~]

I refuse to make plans on that sort of thing. When it comes to my days off, I simply do whatever I want to do/can afford on my limited budget. Basically, to answer your question, whatever the hell I want to do.

My dirty mind is wasted here....On to perv elsewhere!

*p.s. I do hope you have a good weekend*

 

[~His Kitten~]

*quietly tip toes in so not to disturb the quiverying silence*

How does one deal with the unpleasant memories of an unpleasant anniversary?

 

[VandalHeart]

*quietly tip toes in so not to disturb the quiverying silence*

How does one deal with the unpleasant memories of an unpleasant anniversary?

I wish I had a good answer to this question, kitten. I really do.

My personal tactic is to immerse myself in routine. Just another day. I know, it's a lot like an ostrich helmet, but this is one thing I don't have a very good answer for. What I will say is that the best way to move past bad memories is to create more good ones. Maybe the answer is to make a realy awesome memory on the anniversary in question. At the very least, you need to deal with the pain of whatever this occurance was and conquer it. Face the pain. It's easier that way.

Keep in mind, I'm incredibly sleep deprived at the moment, so this may not be the best advice right now.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Hm.. Vandy..

A question for you.


"What do you look for in a woman? Like, What's your ideal woman?"

 

[VandalHeart]

Hm.. Vandy..

A question for you.

"What do you look for in a woman? Like, What's your ideal woman?"

That is a terribly loaded question, ReiRei. The problem comes in when you begin to understand that first off, I'm poly. So, I guess the first requirement for a woman of mine is that she'd be poly, too. It's not a hard and fast requirement, though, since the only minimum is that she be cool with me being poly, but I tend to distrust that kind of woman as a potential mate. See my marriage as a reference. Yeah, the one that's over. After that, it all depends on what kind of mood I'm in. If I want someone I can be creative with, I look for someone creative. If I want someone I can be mean with, I look for a masochist or a "partner in crime" type of person. It's all about what I'm looking for at that time, but the trick is making sure that I explain everything up front. I always say what I'm looking for so that there are no misunderstandings.

As for body type, I'm going to tell you what I've been saying for years: I like women. There is no body type, facial type or any such physical quirk that I can't deal with except for outright ugliness. I can honestly say that between 80% and 90% of women out there have a very real chance with me, at least for one or two nights of hot, crazy monkey sex. But that's jut because I'm a huge, steaming pile of man-slut.

 

[Lady Reiha]

That is a terribly loaded question, ReiRei. The problem comes in when you begin to understand that first off, I'm poly. So, I guess the first requirement for a woman of mine is that she'd be poly, too. It's not a hard and fast requirement, though, since the only minimum is that she be cool with me being poly, but I tend to distrust that kind of woman as a potential mate. See my marriage as a reference. Yeah, the one that's over. After that, it all depends on what kind of mood I'm in. If I want someone I can be creative with, I look for someone creative. If I want someone I can be mean with, I look for a masochist or a "partner in crime" type of person. It's all about what I'm looking for at that time, but the trick is making sure that I explain everything up front. I always say what I'm looking for so that there are no misunderstandings.

As for body type, I'm going to tell you what I've been saying for years: I like women. There is no body type, facial type or any such physical quirk that I can't deal with except for outright ugliness. I can honestly say that between 80% and 90% of women out there have a very real chance with me, at least for one or two nights of hot, crazy monkey sex. But that's jut because I'm a huge, steaming pile of man-slut.

I beg to differ. I see through you
But then again. I, too am seeing someone who is very openly polygamous.
But that is something I did not know about you Vandy.
As for what type of mood your in, this is my next question to you:


If you have "moods" how are you ever going to settle down? Are you looking for a woman of every type of creativity? ( ie/ an artsy type, a mean type, a nerdy type etc?)

 

[~His Kitten~]

*giggles* I have this vision of Vandie ordering women like pizza toppings according to his "moods".

I think I know what he is going to say....

 

[Lady Reiha]

*giggles* I have this vision of Vandie ordering women like pizza toppings according to his "moods".

I think I know what he is going to say....

Me too lol.


You see, Your the "Sexytime, cute mood" topping
and I'm just the "weird, slightly tangy flavour" mood topping.
Appy's exotic

 

[~His Kitten~]

Me too lol.


You see, Your the "Sexytime, cute mood" topping
and I'm just the "weird, slightly tangy flavour" mood topping.
Appy's exotic

ROFL.

I have never thought of myself like that. I'm a pain slut who has a never ending sex drive. What topping is that?

And he likes, all of us equally.

 

[VandalHeart]

I beg to differ. I see through you
But then again. I, too am seeing someone who is very openly polygamous.
But that is something I did not know about you Vandy.
As for what type of mood your in, this is my next question to you:

If you have "moods" how are you ever going to settle down? Are you looking for a woman of every type of creativity? ( ie/ an artsy type, a mean type, a nerdy type etc?)

I tried settling down, once. I don't think I'll be doing that again anytime soon. And as for the second question, I don't really look for anyone anymore. I fI happen to find someone, that's cool, and that's how I met the girls I am currently in contact with in a romantic sense, but I don't go looking anymore.

 

[VandalHeart]

*giggles* I have this vision of Vandie ordering women like pizza toppings according to his "moods".

I think I know what he is going to say....

*riiiiiiing...riiiiiiiiing*

"Thank you for calling Pizza Slut, will this be pick-up or delivery?"

"Uh, yeah, delivery. What are the specials?"

"Well, we have the Dinner and Breakfast deal, which will include a Large Specialty or up to three topping pizza delivered by a girl with your choice of hair style, D/s inclination and intelligence level who will make you breakfast the next morning, your ingredients on the breakfast."

"Nice. What else?"

Well, that's the only Food and Fun deal we have at the moment. Everything else is full price except for the Whacko Basket special."

"No, I've had my fill of those. Set me up with a Chicken Supreme and a full-blown nerdy-girl submissive."

"All right, sir, and what hair style?"

"I like women."

"OH, Lord Vandal! I didn't recognize your voice over the phone."

"Yeah, I have minutes on the cell."

"Okay. Same payment method?"

"Yep. Am I getting you tonight?"

"Sure!"

"Awesome. Stop and get some movies, too. I'll pay for it."

"Okay. I'l be there in an hour."

"Cool."

"And, um...Lord Vandal?"

"Yes, kiddo?"

"Can...can I get a suppression job tonight?"

"If you're good, yes."

"Yay! Okay, on my way."

*click*

 

[VandalHeart]

Me too lol.

You see, Your the "Sexytime, cute mood" topping
and I'm just the "weird, slightly tangy flavour" mood topping.
Appy's exotic

Well, that's the thing. I can't categorize my moods. If I could, it would be a lot easier, I think.

 

[VandalHeart]

ROFL.

I have never thought of myself like that. I'm a pain slut who has a never ending sex drive. What topping is that?

And he likes, all of us equally.

Stuffed Crust Meat Lovers with extra Sausage

And I can't claim to be unbiased, but I would rather spend time hanging out with some of you and rather have sex with some of you, and the two are not the same people.

No, I'm not telling you who is who. Just being honest. But I would happily spend months on end with both groups.

 

[Lady Reiha]

ROFL.

I have never thought of myself like that. I'm a pain slut who has a never ending sex drive. What topping is that?

And he likes, all of us equally.

He better like us all equally
Or else there's hell to pay ( literally lol)

Hmm.. well in that case, your a spicy, cajun flavoring!

 

[Lady Reiha]

Well, that's the thing. I can't categorize my moods. If I could, it would be a lot easier, I think.

I think you should just follow your mind, gut and well.. your natural male instincts.
Like c'mon, that's what I did <.<
and at first there was Nothing that I liked about Chronie- except physical appearance. He wasn't the most friendly to get along with at first, but something somewhere down the road made me get on a 2-day bus trip to see the bastard. And well. Here I am

Maybe your timing has not come yet. And if all else fails, you and Kitten-koo are more than welcome to join our little family

 

[~His Kitten~]

Maybe your timing has not come yet. And if all else fails, you and Kitten-koo are more than welcome to join our little family

Some of us just aren't meant for families and for settling down. There isn't a place for us, or really people for us. Its just how it is. And its best when we realize that.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Some of us just aren't meant for families and for settling down. There isn't a place for us, or really people for us. Its just how it is. And its best when we realize that.

Oh don't give me that.
You two will always have a place at my place- Always.