Ask the Demon

[VandalHeart]

I think you should just follow your mind, gut and well.. your natural male instincts.
Like c'mon, that's what I did <.<
and at first there was Nothing that I liked about Chronie- except physical appearance. He wasn't the most friendly to get along with at first, but something somewhere down the road made me get on a 2-day bus trip to see the bastard. And well. Here I am

Maybe your timing has not come yet. And if all else fails, you and Kitten-koo are more than welcome to join our little family

I do follow my instincts. All the time, actually.

And I don't think you know how much that offer means to me, Reiha. Thank you.

 

[VandalHeart]

Some of us just aren't meant for families and for settling down. There isn't a place for us, or really people for us. Its just how it is. And its best when we realize that.

Family, I can do. Just not anything even resembling a traditional one. At least, not modernly traditional. I find a clan setting much easier to integrate with than the idea of what is now considered a "family."

 

[VandalHeart]

Oh don't give me that.
You two will always have a place at my place- Always.

Ditto. To the word, even. Actually, change two to three, so that Tenk is included.

 

[~His Kitten~]

Family, I can do. Just not anything even resembling a traditional one. At least, not modernly traditional. I find a clan setting much easier to integrate with than the idea of what is now considered a "family."

Just so you understand, I was refering to me.

You...you would do well in any setting that you can cause a lil blacksheepnish is. A clan suits you to a tee.

Dear Demon, why is shopping so awesome?

 

[gesshoku]

Dear Demon,

Why is patience so valued? Why is it so important to appear patient for something that you really want, when in reality you are bouncing like Tigger on speed? Why is wanting something so much that you simply can't wait for it to happen, bad?

kasumi

 

[~His Kitten~]

This is a random question that anyone can answer....

Where do you put a condom when you do not have a purse?

 

[gesshoku]

Where do you put a condom when you do not have a purse?

A pocket?

 

[~His Kitten~]

A pocket?

I'm thinking the back pockets, but wouldn't it be a bit obvious? The shape I mean...


Got it!

That good ole watch pocket just became the condom pocket thanks to my dear Fifi!

 

[VandalHeart]

Just so you understand, I was refering to me.

You...you would do well in any setting that you can cause a lil blacksheepnish is. A clan suits you to a tee.

Dear Demon, why is shopping so awesome?

Shopping, on a subliminal level, is a reinforcement that one is successful and can provide for themselves. It's a capitalistic event that declares one's independence to one's self. On some occasions, this doesn't quite work, like using borrowed or gifted money, but some people are screwed up enough to get the same high off of it even in those events. In those screwed up cases, gifts and loans have replaced more mainstream signs that the person in question is loved or cared for by friends and family.

Then there's simply the fact that you're getting new stuff. Which is pretty cool.

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Demon,

Why is patience so valued? Why is it so important to appear patient for something that you really want, when in reality you are bouncing like Tigger on speed? Why is wanting something so much that you simply can't wait for it to happen, bad?

kasumi

Impatience is a self-imposed degredation with no masochistic catharsis. (Do not ask me why I'm using such big words tonight, I do not know.) When you grow impatient waiting for something, you begin to get your hopes up for it, which runs a risk of ruining the experience once and if it does happen. Impatience makes you edgy, makes you harsh, annoying, and generally no fun to be around.

Now, I am officially counting this as the dozenth time I've explained this to you. Chill out. We'll see each other next month, and the trip is confirmed. Go with the flow, love.

 

[VandalHeart]

This is a random question that anyone can answer....

Where do you put a condom when you do not have a purse?

Anywhere it will fit and stay put. I know a guy who sewed extra flaps of material into the inside of his boots to hold condoms in. He literally walked around with eight of them ready to go at all times.

And people call ME a slut.

 

[VandalHeart]

I'm thinking the back pockets, but wouldn't it be a bit obvious? The shape I mean...

Got it!

That good ole watch pocket just became the condom pocket thanks to my dear Fifi!

Fifi? Dare I ask?

And as for your first question, it depends on the material of your pants. If you're wearing denim jeans, the shap is not pronounced enough unless they're uber-mondo-super-ridiculous tight. Which is hot, by the way.

 

[VandalHeart]

OMFG, ARIA, THAT WAS FUCKING HOT.

"He reminded her a bit of Humphrey Bogart. Any moment, he’d take her in his arms like she was Lauren Bacall with a body count."

Sweet mother of all that is sick and twisted, do me now, and what ever you do, do NOT stop talking, you evil-minded woman.

I want to have your abortion.

 

[LadyAria]

OMFG, ARIA, THAT WAS FUCKING HOT.

"He reminded her a bit of Humphrey Bogart. Any moment, he’d take her in his arms like she was Lauren Bacall with a body count."

Sweet mother of all that is sick and twisted, do me now, and what ever you do, do NOT stop talking, you evil-minded woman.

I want to have your abortion.

That is such a Marla thing to say. Next thing I know, you'll be wanting me to call you a human butt wipe and burning people's hands with lye.

 

[VandalHeart]

That is such a Marla thing to say. Next thing I know, you'll be wanting me to call you a human butt wipe and burning people's hands with lye.

Any emulation of the Tyler is approved.

In Tyler we trust.

 

[~His Kitten~]

Fifi? Dare I ask?

And as for your first question, it depends on the material of your pants. If you're wearing denim jeans, the shap is not pronounced enough unless they're uber-mondo-super-ridiculous tight. Which is hot, by the way.

Went into a pocket and now it is back into the empty er kinda empty container of cleaning wipes.

Fifi...A good friend who had defied odds. She offered to buy me a vib. I should take her up on that one.

 

[~His Kitten~]

Anywhere it will fit and stay put. I know a guy who sewed extra flaps of material into the inside of his boots to hold condoms in. He literally walked around with eight of them ready to go at all times.

And people call ME a slut.

Even us sluts can't get anything. Apparently we have to be fat and drunk out of our minds...

Shopping, on a subliminal level, is a reinforcement that one is successful and can provide for themselves. It's a capitalistic event that declares one's independence to one's self. On some occasions, this doesn't quite work, like using borrowed or gifted money, but some people are screwed up enough to get the same high off of it even in those events. In those screwed up cases, gifts and loans have replaced more mainstream signs that the person in question is loved or cared for by friends and family.

Then there's simply the fact that you're getting new stuff. Which is pretty cool.

Ah. So because my parents let me have an "allowance" which I use in such occasions, I am a screwed up loved person? Kk.

Wish you could make people not hit others...*grumbles* Big people need leashes thats all I can say....

 

[gesshoku]

Impatience is a self-imposed degredation with no masochistic catharsis. (Do not ask me why I'm using such big words tonight, I do not know.) When you grow impatient waiting for something, you begin to get your hopes up for it, which runs a risk of ruining the experience once and if it does happen. Impatience makes you edgy, makes you harsh, annoying, and generally no fun to be around.

Now, I am officially counting this as the dozenth time I've explained this to you. Chill out. We'll see each other next month, and the trip is confirmed. Go with the flow, love.

My dearest Demon,

I'm not impatient for the visit. I'm actually impatient about something else that has absolutely nothing to do with you. (Yeah, that's a shocker!)

I like your big words, even better, I understand them!

Why do people do something strange, and completely out of character from what you know of them, and not even attempt to leave an explination?

kasumi

 

[VandalHeart]

Even us sluts can't get anything. Apparently we have to be fat and drunk out of our minds...

Ah. So because my parents let me have an "allowance" which I use in such occasions, I am a screwed up loved person? Kk.

Wish you could make people not hit others...*grumbles* Big people need leashes thats all I can say....

you speak the truth on the subject of us sluts, I must admit.

you're only screwed up if you use it as one of your primary sources of happiness. Pay attention to what I say, silly.

And I'm going to need an explanation on the leashes comment.

 

[VandalHeart]

Why do people do something strange, and completely out of character from what you know of them, and not even attempt to leave an explination?

Because people have mood swings all the time. Most times, they can't explain them. you really do have to just let it go. Sorry to say it, but some things defy explanation. However, if you wait a few days or weeks, sometimes they figure it out. Now, whether or not they'll let you in on the explanation is another matter altogether.

 

[LadyAria]

Dear Demons,

What is the best way to tell your "friend" that it wasn't an accident you gave her the lead based paint jewelry from China, but you really hope the coma thing works out for her?

Signed
Happy Birthday Blunder.

 

[~His Kitten~]

you speak the truth on the subject of us sluts, I must admit.

you're only screwed up if you use it as one of your primary sources of happiness. Pay attention to what I say, silly.

And I'm going to need an explanation on the leashes comment.

I still like the idea of being a screwed up loved person. Its better than being screwed up and not loved. However the best would to be loved and not screwed up at all.

And its not my fault I get distracted here....Oh look, a crumb!

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Demons,

What is the best way to tell your "friend" that it wasn't an accident you gave her the lead based paint jewelry from China, but you really hope the coma thing works out for her?

Signed
Happy Birthday Blunder.

Any way you like. It's not like they're gonna get pissed. And even if they do, I'm pretty sure you can run faster than they can.

Thisis of course, assuming they are and will stay in said coma. If they aren't or don't, you may be screwed.

 

[VandalHeart]

I still like the idea of being a screwed up loved person. Its better than being screwed up and not loved. However the best would to be loved and not screwed up at all.

And its not my fault I get distracted here....Oh look, a crumb!

Note: I never said being screwed up was a sin. It's not.

 

[LadyAria]

Any way you like. It's not like they're gonna get pissed. And even if they do, I'm pretty sure you can run faster than they can.

Thisis of course, assuming they are and will stay in said coma. If they aren't or don't, you may be screwed.

*takes notes*

I wonder if coma patients can run like zombie's if their subconscious gets pissed off enough.