Ask the Demon

[VandalHeart]

*takes notes*

I wonder if coma patients can run like zombie's if their subconscious gets pissed off enough.

Well, it's certainly worth a try. If you survive the beating and bites and possible infection, and the world does not succumb to the inevitable zombie apocalypse at that point, at least you'll get mentioned in a medical journal or two.

 

[Solitude_Smiles]

ok so i found out the effects of why i'm not supossed to have moutian dew, but is it the caffenated one that i drink all the time, or can i swtich to the decaffinated and not get the pain assoitated with the caffine?

 

[VandalHeart]

ok so i found out the effects of why i'm not supossed to have moutian dew, but is it the caffenated one that i drink all the time, or can i swtich to the decaffinated and not get the pain assoitated with the caffine?

I need to know more, kiddo. I can't answer you on that question without more information. However, with what I do know about your predicament outside of this thread, the caffeine isn't helping, I can promise you that. you still need to find something that isn't soda to drink. Or coffee.

 

[Solitude_Smiles]

but i like both soda and coffee.............. coffee is like a comfert drink its warm, has great flavor and boldness, the taste options are vertaly endless.. soda is a power drink it has loads of sugar and dependng on the kind tons of caffine too.. now i'm fully aware that my defence is just proving you even more right, but oh well. lol

 

[Lady Reiha]

Dear Vandy:


Why haven't you posted a video like This On YouTube?


And Aria- your naughty
Kitten-koo- Did you know that if you eat Cinnamon Strudel Mini Wheats, your milk turns pink?

 

[VandalHeart]

but i like both soda and coffee.............. coffee is like a comfert drink its warm, has great flavor and boldness, the taste options are vertaly endless.. soda is a power drink it has loads of sugar and dependng on the kind tons of caffine too.. now i'm fully aware that my defence is just proving you even more right, but oh well. lol

Yeah...stop while you're ahead, kiddo.

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Vandy:


Why haven't you posted a video like This On YouTube?

Did...did I just get tagged?

 

[Solitude_Smiles]

oks, in WoW most players fing places using the cordantes on the map somewhere.. is this an additonal interface they download somewhere or what?

 

[Lady Reiha]

Did...did I just get tagged?

*grins* Maybe lol

 

[~His Kitten~]

Does "tagged" mean like when you shoot a dear and you put an ear tag on them so people know who the dead deer belongs too?

 

[gesshoku]

Dear Demon,

What causes someone to give up being a Dominant? Is it lack of interest, or lack of knowledge or what? Do they realize that it affects their subby when they stop? What do you think of Doms that just stop?

hugs

kasumi

 

[gesshoku]

Ohh look, my 100th post... yay!

Aren't you impressed???

 

[LadyAria]

Dear Demons,

My friend's new boyfriend is pissing me off. Is it still legal to abort him in the 200th trimester?

~Ari

 

[LadyAria]

And Aria- your naughty

Moi? No, not unless you ask real nice and bring plenty of rope.

 

[VandalHeart]

oks, in WoW most players fing places using the cordantes on the map somewhere.. is this an additonal interface they download somewhere or what?

These are modification programs, or mods, that enable the program to do additional things. Blizzard isn't fond of these programs, but they don't usually have enough of a problem to step in and disable your account because of them. What they don't like is the "Bot" programs that control your character while you walk away from the computer. This makes it really easy to farm for gold and items or grind your experience without actually working for it. This is what makes them monitor mods and such, but the WoW program has a built in allotment for mods. Go here to find some good ones. If you're looking for the ones that will allow you to do coordinate tracking, search for "coords" or "coordinates" and you should find quite a few. The instructions are all there, just read up on them before you download and install anything.

Note: The "Cartographer" mods have a tendency to glitch if you use the always on zone map inset on the heads-up-display. Nothing major, just that the inset zone map always displays as unexplored, rendering it useless. Other than that, the latest version is probably the best coord/zone info mod out there.

 

[VandalHeart]

*grins* Maybe lol

Alright, alright...just so you know, you just gave me an all day long project.

By the way, you are officially the thread ninja for sneaking up and laying a trap like that. Good job.

 

[VandalHeart]

Does "tagged" mean like when you shoot a dear and you put an ear tag on them so people know who the dead deer belongs too?

No. Click the link on the post I said that in, and you'll understand.

 

[MeiohSetsuna]

Dera Vanla Hreta


Nca ouY dceode hist?

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Demon,

What causes someone to give up being a Dominant? Is it lack of interest, or lack of knowledge or what? Do they realize that it affects their subby when they stop? What do you think of Doms that just stop?

hugs

kasumi

Sit back for a second, love, I need to explain something you already know to everyone else.

I have this theory. I call it the 5% Theory. The theory goes like this: everyone is at least 5% everything. 5% lazy, 5% hard working; 5% shy, 5% outgoing; etc. The important part, however, is that everyone is at least 5% gay and 5% straight, and 5% dominant and 5% submissive. It's the 90% in between that is the variable in everyone. I, myself am around 20% gay. More like late teens, but I round off. However, I digress. Moving on, I believe that this number is set in stone at birth. Yes, I believe in nature more than nurture, and I have the facts to back it up (translation: justify it to myself). Which brings me back to the question....

One does not "stop" being Dominant. They either are, or they aren't, and if they try to act against their nature, they are meerly fooling themselves, regardless of whether or not they fool anyone else. The same goes for being gay. One either is or isn't. So, to answer your second question, whether or not they realize it affects their subordinates, they no longer care once they stop fooling themselves. There are exceptions to this, but it's rare, since most people don't have the fucking balls to tell their partners that they were wrong about anything, especially if it means breaking up. People, for the most part, are wusses. I'm not saying it's right, I'm saying that's the way it is. As for question #3, well, it all depends on how they handle the switch, so to speak. If they took option #1 and just "stopped" without any explanation or apology or admittance of error, I have no respect, pity or mercy on these fuckwads, as they have now joined the ranks of the "people" I'm talking about when I say "I hate people." If they take option #2, which involves actually being a fucking adult about it and eating some humble pie, then I support them 100%. People don't (usually) gripe at gay people for dating the opposite gender before they come out of the closet and/or realize that they're gay. I don't see why people who realize that they're not D or s should be any different.

 

[VandalHeart]

Ohh look, my 100th post... yay!

Aren't you impressed???

*chuckles proudly*

Yes, love. Welcome to the avatar enabled club.

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Demons,

My friend's new boyfriend is pissing me off. Is it still legal to abort him in the 200th trimester?

~Ari

Legal? No. Right or wrong? I don't do that sort of thing, so you'll have to figure that out for yourself. Possible? Well, duh. Adviseable? Not really. A good idea? I don't know. You'd have to tell me more about the situation.

So...would you like to tell me more about the situation?

 

[VandalHeart]

Moi? No, not unless you ask real nice and bring plenty of rope.

That's hawt.

 

[VandalHeart]

Dera Vanla Hreta

Nca ouY dceode hist?

Urd, O vsm. Upi gpthpy yp qiy yjr "f" om zu mszr, yjpihj. Hppf kpn frvpfomh yjod, nu yjr esu.

 

[VandalHeart]

NOTE: This letter has been edited for grammar and punctuation, but remains otherwise unchanged.

I have been put in an awkward situation. A fellow business owner brought down a sign and put it in the flower bed in front of my shop. It is a campaign sign for a prosecuting attourney here. He said that my landlord gave him permission to do this. He told me how he loves our coffee and has been sending people down here, but i don't feel it is good business to be putting a political stance on public view. It's bad for business so i want the sign taken down but don't want to step on anyone's toes. So i am going to have to go talk to my landlord and tell them they can put it on their side, but that i am not comforbable with it on mine. However, I would just rather not piss the guy off that put it there.

First off, your idea that business should be kept seperate from politics and religion is not necessarily true. Going with the assumption that this is a free country and all, you can choose to associate your business with a political or religious stance if that is your desire. However, going with that same assumption, you can make the same choice in the other direction, which would be not to do so. This is your business, and you should be allowed to run it how you like, which includes presenting a storefront designed and maintained by you. Putting out a political sign is ultimately the landlord's descision, since it is his property, but if he's worth his salt as a businessman, he'll understand if you don't want to do this. Explain to your landlord that you would really rather not associate your business with a political stance or candidate. Be adamant on the fact that it is simply not a practice you'd like to engage in. Do not, under any circumstances, let him know whether or not you support the candidate in question. That is not the issue. The issue is the sign, which is advertisement that you do not want. You may want to have this conversation with your neighbor who put the sign there first, actually. If you can keep the landlord from getting involved, it would avoid a lot of issues. Plus, it will show that you don't need him to arbitrate (for the most part, landlords love feeling like they're parents that don't have to do any raising of their well-behaved children/tenants). The name of the game here is civility. Keep it civil, and you will likely be able to get things cleared away without too much fuss. If this doesn't work, take it to the landlord, and if that doesn't work, call your lawyer.

 

[SageFaerie]

My dearest Vandal,

*sob* Im stil stuck at my moms with a million ppl in a teeny house. The Boss keeps putting off or saying he will be in Dallas and doesnt do it, last heard he would be here Mon-Wed and cant get him to even give the courtesy of calling me back. Again Im at the point of being without meds and I cant get diddle out of him.

I hesitate to take the bus back because the last one damn near killed us with piss poor maintenance.


Btw neither of my sons could be bothered to take me home this weekend. My family sucks
What the hell do I do know? I am sick of all this noise and need my quiet room


signed displaced Fae of the Lake Mansion