Ask the Demon

[gesshoku]

Dear Daemon,

Persuant to the question asked by Hot Faerie Mama...

Why are you so easy to get addicted to?

 

[LadyAria]

Dear Daemon,

Persuant to the question asked by Hot Faerie Mama...

Why are you so easy to get addicted to?

I believe methadone helps with the nasty daemon habit.

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Daemon,

Persuant to the question asked by Hot Faerie Mama...

Why are you so easy to get addicted to?

I'd like to think it's because I'm fair, understanding and smokin' hot.

But that's just my not so humble opinion.

 

[VandalHeart]

I believe methadone helps with the nasty daemon habit.

Ya know, you'd think that, but no...doesn't help.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Dear Vandycakes:


Why hasn't anyone called a theme park "Vandyland?"
it almost sounds like "Candyland" but more sinister.
Please respond.

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Vandycakes:


Why hasn't anyone called a theme park "Vandyland?"
it almost sounds like "Candyland" but more sinister.
Please respond.

Thought experiment:

Assume that you are all figments of my imagination. It's easy. Well, it's easy for me, at least. ANYHOW, FIGMENT...since you are merely a sexified imagining, as is everything else, it is entirely possible that you are ALREADY living in Vandyland. The only problem is that you have broken the 4th wall and are verging on extraplanar travel, which I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with. Nothing I'd kill you for, to be sure, but my GODS the glares you might get if I feel so inclined.

Hope this helps.

 

[Lady Reiha]

Thought experiment:

Assume that you are all figments of my imagination. It's easy. Well, it's easy for me, at least. ANYHOW, FIGMENT...since you are merely a sexified imagining, as is everything else, it is entirely possible that you are ALREADY living in Vandyland. The only problem is that you have broken the 4th wall and are verging on extraplanar travel, which I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with. Nothing I'd kill you for, to be sure, but my GODS the glares you might get if I feel so inclined.

Hope this helps.

A little.





Can I have a sucker?

 

[HotFaerieMama]

Dear Demon,

i was wondering.. when it is late.. and i'm feeling dirty.. shall i call you?

and as i sit here i can hear you laughing ..

 

[VandalHeart]

A little.

Can I have a sucker?

Sure, go getcha one.

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Demon,

i was wondering.. when it is late.. and i'm feeling dirty.. shall i call you?

and as i sit here i can hear you laughing ..

you may need to buy me more phone minutes if the call is to go through, but I wouldn't be adverse to the idea.

 

[VandalHeart]

I would like to ask a favor of everyone.

Please, please, please, send me your questions here. Not just any old questions, or personal questions, but something that is going to require me to think, something kinda kinky, anything that is real, interesting, and thought provoking. I am now in a position to start getting paid for Ask the Demon. Send a link to this thread to your friends, bring their questions, anything. I need material. So, let's kick AtD into overdrive!

PLEASE!

 

[Lady Reiha]

Dear Vandy:

What movies have made you stare blankly at the screen for a considerable amount of time and make you think that the world is entirely different from what we see it as?

 

[asian_princess]

Dear SmartHartFart

Why is fizzy always better?

And also, why did seeing little chocolate shaped animals all over the place remind me of you and therefore compel me to come say hello?

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Vandy:

What movies have made you stare blankly at the screen for a considerable amount of time and make you think that the world is entirely different from what we see it as?

The Matrix.
You saw this coming, I know you did. This one challenges you to reconsider your own reality. The only problem is that the machines are too much of a deus ex machina to believe that it could actually be accurate, if not true at all. Unless that's exactly what they want us to believe.... Oh, and for the record, I'm talking only about the first one. The second was merely awesome eye-candy and the third I was completely disappointed with.

Video Drome
This one is just wierd. Basically, it's a very Lovecraftian story that asks the question: what if the end of the world started inside your tv? The other question is: what if the end of the world is just another metamorphisis?

In the Mouth of Madness
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST (a.k.a., holy masturbation...think about it). FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS RIGHT AND GOOD IN THE WORLD, JOHN CARPENTER IS A SICK AND TWISTED FUCK. This movie made me stare not only at the screen wondering, "Did that just fucking happen?" but it also made me stare at 50% of my house and say unto myself, "I'm not entirely sure I want to go in there. Even if there isn't something waiting for me under the bed...I might go to sleep...and that's a bad thing right now."

The Thing (80's version)
Um...did I mention that John Carpenter is a sick and twisted fuck? If you want to watch this movie, I suggest doing it alone, because at the end of it, you will be staring at the screen in hopes of not watching one of your fellow movie-goers transform into a shuggoth and eat your face.

The Brown Bunny
This one made me wonder why anyone thinks Vincent Gallo and Chloe Sevigny have any talent whatsoever and caused me to question just how in the blue FUCK this movie ever got greenlighted. It is a sick sad world in which this bullshit can actually get made into a movie. I thought we were better than this and I already thought the world was full of fools. You know what? This isn't even worthy of italics. I'm going back to take them out. There, that's better. TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE, VINCE, WTF?!?

THX 1138 (1971 version, still looking for a copy of the new one)
The namesake of the THX sound system, this was a revamping of George Lucas' Electronic Labyrinth: THX 1138 4EB, his University of Southern California senior film project, and technically his first movie. Take Orwell's 1984, add the drug everyone was on in Equilibrium, put everyone in a below-ground bunker the size of God's ego, throw in a shitload of dime-a-dozen faceless police droids and remove ALL explanation. This movie messes with your head if you pay too much attention to it. I suggest not doing so.

The "Cube" Trilogy - Cube, Hypercube, Cube Zero
Cube was a Canadian film project started by a couple of guys trying to start their own film company. They succeeded and this trilogy of films is why. You can get through the first movie as long as you can put up with staring at the same landscape for two hours with differing colors, one short, mind-breaking relief from said landscape, and a metric shit-ton of character interaction. Trust me, it's worth it. The second movie is what happens when someone takes a formula and then thinks outside of the box, pun oh so completely intended, don't even get me started. The best line out of the second one comes about fifteen minutes in when a guy comes running past the main characters gibbering over and over, "the first one had rules, the first one had rules...." The third is actually a prequel, but it really is best to watch it last, since the ending is so much better if you do. It's a little bit of a departure from the fisr two, but I think it keeps the spirit alive. The difference is that instead of eight or nine people trying to find their way out of a series of kill-cells, two men are monitoring the action in a very tight room, almost trapped themselves. WATCH. THESE. MOVIES.

Nothing
If for no other reason than to answer the question, "What movie are you about to watch?" truthfully, this is a great movie to snag for a night of "WTF?!?" Ironically, this was written by the same guy that came up with the concept for Cube and stars two of the same people. Two roommates have the worst day of their lives and wish the world away. No, seriously.

Now, I know you asked about movies, but I'm going to pull one thing from another genre out.

The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a BBC Radio teleplay
If frno other reason than it's another version of the Hitchiker's Guide, I can tell you that when I completed listening to this series, I stared at my tape deck for a straight hour not moving a muscle under voluntary motion. To this day I cannot hear "What a Wonderful World" without being thoroughly creeped the fuck out.

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear SmartHartFart

Why is fizzy always better?

And also, why did seeing little chocolate shaped animals all over the place remind me of you and therefore compel me to come say hello?

In order, because I said so and because I am the other way, the lie and the darkness. Come to me my child....

Sorry about that. You mention biblical stuff and I start to aspect that whole apocalyptic form and then you know how hard it is for me to stop.

Wait...THERE ARE NO CHOCOLATE SHAPED ANIMALS IN THE BIBLE!!! WHAT THE FUCK, WORLD?!?

 

[HotFaerieMama]

Dear Demon,

Why is it that when i don't fit into someone's preconcived ideas they get really angry?

 

[Lady Reiha]

The Matrix.
You saw this coming, I know you did. This one challenges you to reconsider your own reality. The only problem is that the machines are too much of a deus ex machina to believe that it could actually be accurate, if not true at all. Unless that's exactly what they want us to believe.... Oh, and for the record, I'm talking only about the first one. The second was merely awesome eye-candy and the third I was completely disappointed with.

Video Drome
This one is just wierd. Basically, it's a very Lovecraftian story that asks the question: what if the end of the world started inside your tv? The other question is: what if the end of the world is just another metamorphisis?

In the Mouth of Madness
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST (a.k.a., holy masturbation...think about it). FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS RIGHT AND GOOD IN THE WORLD, JOHN CARPENTER IS A SICK AND TWISTED FUCK. This movie made me stare not only at the screen wondering, "Did that just fucking happen?" but it also made me stare at 50% of my house and say unto myself, "I'm not entirely sure I want to go in there. Even if there isn't something waiting for me under the bed...I might go to sleep...and that's a bad thing right now."

The Thing (80's version)
Um...did I mention that John Carpenter is a sick and twisted fuck? If you want to watch this movie, I suggest doing it alone, because at the end of it, you will be staring at the screen in hopes of not watching one of your fellow movie-goers transform into a shuggoth and eat your face.

The Brown Bunny
This one made me wonder why anyone thinks Vincent Gallo and Chloe Sevigny have any talent whatsoever and caused me to question just how in the blue FUCK this movie ever got greenlighted. It is a sick sad world in which this bullshit can actually get made into a movie. I thought we were better than this and I already thought the world was full of fools. You know what? This isn't even worthy of italics. I'm going back to take them out. There, that's better. TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE, VINCE, WTF?!?

THX 1138 (1971 version, still looking for a copy of the new one)
The namesake of the THX sound system, this was a revamping of George Lucas' Electronic Labyrinth: THX 1138 4EB, his University of Southern California senior film project, and technically his first movie. Take Orwell's 1984, add the drug everyone was on in Equilibrium, put everyone in a below-ground bunker the size of God's ego, throw in a shitload of dime-a-dozen faceless police droids and remove ALL explanation. This movie messes with your head if you pay too much attention to it. I suggest not doing so.

The "Cube" Trilogy - Cube, Hypercube, Cube Zero
Cube was a Canadian film project started by a couple of guys trying to start their own film company. They succeeded and this trilogy of films is why. You can get through the first movie as long as you can put up with staring at the same landscape for two hours with differing colors, one short, mind-breaking relief from said landscape, and a metric shit-ton of character interaction. Trust me, it's worth it. The second movie is what happens when someone takes a formula and then thinks outside of the box, pun oh so completely intended, don't even get me started. The best line out of the second one comes about fifteen minutes in when a guy comes running past the main characters gibbering over and over, "the first one had rules, the first one had rules...." The third is actually a prequel, but it really is best to watch it last, since the ending is so much better if you do. It's a little bit of a departure from the fisr two, but I think it keeps the spirit alive. The difference is that instead of eight or nine people trying to find their way out of a series of kill-cells, two men are monitoring the action in a very tight room, almost trapped themselves. WATCH. THESE. MOVIES.

Nothing
If for no other reason than to answer the question, "What movie are you about to watch?" truthfully, this is a great movie to snag for a night of "WTF?!?" Ironically, this was written by the same guy that came up with the concept for Cube and stars two of the same people. Two roommates have the worst day of their lives and wish the world away. No, seriously.

Now, I know you asked about movies, but I'm going to pull one thing from another genre out.

The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a BBC Radio teleplay
If frno other reason than it's another version of the Hitchiker's Guide, I can tell you that when I completed listening to this series, I stared at my tape deck for a straight hour not moving a muscle under voluntary motion. To this day I cannot hear "What a Wonderful World" without being thoroughly creeped the fuck out.

I'm satisfied with that answer *grins*

As for the cube movies- totally agree with you there. I loved them!
I wasn't impressed with Nothing, especially the ending- really dumb. If your looking for something like that- try The Lost Room instead.
Oh and the Mist was actually quite good ( Stephen King's new movie)

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Demon,

Why is it that when i don't fit into someone's preconcived ideas they get really angry?

Difference creates fear. This is why slavery is usually done by one race on another race. It is an easilly defined difference, therefor it's easy to identify, but there's more to it.

People of different races create fear. It's an easy difference to identify, which scares people, and enslaving them is an easy way to make the slavers feel they have conquered their fears.

Basically, people fear anything different. They're stupid.

 

[VandalHeart]

I'm satisfied with that answer *grins*

As for the cube movies- totally agree with you there. I loved them!
I wasn't impressed with Nothing, especially the ending- really dumb. If your looking for something like that- try The Lost Room instead.
Oh and the Mist was actually quite good ( Stephen King's new movie)

Glad I could help. *nuzzles*

 

[HotFaerieMama]

Dear Demon, why can't i seem to find people who are as twisted as i am ?

 

[mikeyirish]

Dear Demon, why can't i seem to find people who are as twisted as i am ?

Don't stop looking..I have a hunch you came to the right place

 

[BoomerP]

Dear demon
Why do I keep chewing on pencils?

 

[Lady Reiha]

Glad I could help. *nuzzles*

*Chin scratches*

You can be really fucking cute when you want to be.



New Question:


Why can't people bring back their movies on time?

 

[VandalHeart]

Dear Demon, why can't i seem to find people who are as twisted as i am ?

Well, darlin', that would be because you're pretty fucking twisted. It's a question of you being pretty high up there on the list. Maybe you're looking in the wrong places.

Try prisons.

 

[VandalHeart]

Don't stop looking..I have a hunch you came to the right place

Dude, you don't even know.