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[Guest]

hmm spoted dick eh...hehehe silly english

I must admit, since I'm someone who loves eating dick...something about the term "spotted dick" just doesn't sound too appetizing..ya know?

lmao

 

[Kalentros]

I personally like:

spotted dick n. Okay, let's not get too much into this. "Spotted dick" is basically a sponge cake with raisins in it. And yes, we Brits do use "dick" to mean the same thing Americans do. And yes, we do think this pudding is pretty funny.

First time I heard my grandmother say that, I just about fell off my chair. lmao She of course, didn't understand what I was laughing so hard about.

And, by the way, thanks for the link zschachwitz...now maybe i can understand some of what my grandmother says!!!!

That's it...you're being tied to the bed...

 

[Guest]

That's it...you're being tied to the bed...

FINALLY!!!!

 

[zschachwitz]

I personally like:

spotted dick n. Okay, let's not get too much into this. "Spotted dick" is basically a sponge cake with raisins in it. And yes, we Brits do use "dick" to mean the same thing Americans do. And yes, we do think this pudding is pretty funny.

First time I heard my grandmother say that, I just about fell off my chair. lmao She of course, didn't understand what I was laughing so hard about.

And, by the way, thanks for the link zschachwitz...now maybe i can understand some of what my grandmother says!!!!

ty: further proof, as if any were needed, that the UK and the USA are two nations separated by a common language

 

[vetskone]

"taking the piss" - from "english2american.com":

pissed adj. Drunk. We do not use it alone as a contraction of "pissed off", which means that Americans saying things like "I was really pissed with my boss at work today" leaves Brits wide-eyed. To go out on the piss is to venture out drinking. In what may well be a throwback to the US' use of the word, we use the phrase taking the piss to mean poking fun at someone.

nice one except I'm Australian, but have lived in the UK and in the US, so I don't know where half of my phrases come from! It's also called "taking the mick", just fyi.

 

[vetskone]

That was a better way to put it. Because your "Horny yes, deperate no" comment really came off as being judgemental while getting pissy about others being.

It wasn't intended as judgmental - what I meant, physical appearance completely disregarded, I'm not desperate enough for a shag to fall into bed with some prick just because he asked me to. I have run into a lot of guys who think that I should be grateful that they asked me, not have the temerity to say "no" or "what's your name?" before lying back and letting them at it!

Now I'd actually have to sit down and have a conversation with you before I'd consider if I'd fuck you, but judging from the pictures I saw: I can definately say I'd want to. Pity has nothing to do with it. You're a good lookin' woman. After reading your posts I wouldn't consider it, though. *Shrugs*

Uh... thanks for the back-handed compliment?

LMAO. You have no idea how devastated I am that you've knocked me off your list of potential fuckbuddies. No. Really. What can I do to win you back.

And to think this all started with the question of whether we have the right to have our own body type preferences. Of course we do!

I don't have to want to shag a fat hairy guy any more than the guy I've been in lust with for 4 years has to want to shag me - and he doesn't. And I know that - so we're friends and I just drool from a distance.

Some of the most incredibly good-looking guys I've ever met are unbearably obnoxious once they open their mouths (to talk, that is ) - I don't want to spend time with them, either.

 

[Kalentros]

FINALLY!!!!

*Starts pulling out the handcuffs and floggers*

 

[Kalentros]

ty: further proof, as if any were needed, that the UK and the USA are two nations separated by a common language

Not just that. They server beer warm over there....now that just ain't right.

 

[Kalentros]

Uh... thanks for the back-handed compliment?

There was nothing backhanded about it. It was a flat out compliment.

BY the way, your sarcasm is wasted on me.

 

[Guest]

*Starts pulling out the handcuffs and floggers*

Hmmm..can we put the floggers away? lol

 

[visionskate]

alo alo hows everyone doing?

 

[Kalentros]

Hmmm..can we put the floggers away? lol

*Puts flogger away and pulls out cat-o'-nine'tails*

 

[Guest]

alo alo hows everyone doing?

Hey darlin'! You are a Vision to behold!

 

[Guest]

*Puts flogger away and pulls out cat-o'-nine'tails*

*wincing*...just don't break the skin!

 

[gypziedoll]

*wincing*...just don't break the skin!

hi everyone, hope you all have a great friday.....man, looks like i missed out on an interesting conversation......LOL

 

[Kalentros]

*wincing*...just don't break the skin!

*Raises eyebrow* Someone actually broke skin on you with one of these? Man did they really not know how to use it.

 

[Guest]

*Raises eyebrow* Someone actually broke skin on you with one of these? Man did they really not know how to use it.

*shrugs* how the hell would I know?...never been used on me before! LOL

I just remember seeing women with big nasty wounds on their backs from stuff like that.

 

[zschachwitz]

one of my school teachers had a cat o' nine tails, and used it when we got too many crap homework marks.

Bastard

 

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[Sir Charles Bascomb]

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[Guest]

one of my school teachers had a cat o' nine tails, and used it when we got too many crap homework marks.

Bastard

Had to be private school! Though some people I know would have probably gotten bad marks on purpose!

 

[zschachwitz]

Had to be private school! Though some people I know would have probably gotten bad marks on purpose!

a UK state school.

we were only 14/15 at the time.....

I think kids today are more streetwise about that sort of thing than we were in the late '50s

BTW - make of this what you will - I now speak and understand German better than I otherwise might have. Cause or effect?

 

[Guest]

a UK state school.

we were only 14/15 at the time.....

I think kids today are more streetwise about that sort of thing than we were in the late '50s

BTW - make of this what you will - I now speak and understand German better than I otherwise might have. Cause or effect?

LOL Kids today would probably turn the tables and start using that thing on the teacher! Kids scare me today...specially since I have one who's approaching the teen years. I don't envy her and what she's about to face.

I bet you are pretty adept at German now...with that type of threat looming, I'd probably speak German better than a German would! I, however, took Spanish in a public school and now can't say or understand anything more than Hola! lmao

 

[zschachwitz]

LOL Kids today would probably turn the tables and start using that thing on the teacher! Kids scare me today...specially since I have one who's approaching the teen years. I don't envy her and what she's about to face.

I bet you are pretty adept at German now...with that type of threat looming, I'd probably speak German better than a German would! I, however, took Spanish in a public school and now can't say or understand anything more than Hola! lmao

the behaviour of some kids in the UK is so.....*pause to redefine 'utterly appalling' and fails*......... utterly appalling. What's worse is that the parents see no fault in the issue, and sometimes THEY'RE the ones actually going into schools and assaulting the staff.

My youngest is 28, so I'm well out of it, but he's married to a teacher.

 

[Kalentros]

Okay....so kick the shit out of the parents. Granted I nearly killed the high school principal once. If not for the fact that I was restrained I would have. Best part is....he couldn't do a damn thing about it. He even had to apologize to me for instigating the incident.