Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[bogusguy]

All my best to ya'll, wild honey!

 

[Saucyminx]

^^^^^^^^^
Bogusguy, your av makes me laugh every time I see it.

See, imagine how much easier it would be to get compliance if you had a portable rack, perhaps on wheels?

I wish you well on the warranty-ness of this endeavor. My experience with such things has not been stellar. My glasses were never quite good enough for me to see the truly fine print.

I shall just have to make due with the rack I'm carrying around--and you best believe it is going to be on display--I am not above distraction as a form of negotiation.

And thanks, I win some, I lose some, but no one has ever been able to say I'm not persistant, and tenacious, neither of which those gentlemen want to deal with.

 

[rod43]

I am sure your rack will do the trick, SM. if not, you could then follow your friend, Eileen's, advice again.

 

[Saucyminx]

I am sure your rack will do the trick, SM. if not, you could then follow your friend, Eileen's, advice again.

Nah, they don't get treats for doing what they are supposed to--unless they are really, really super cute.

So excited, Babyminx got a shiny new Roy Benson trumpet from her Dad in honor of getting section leader for her senior year. It is kinda dreamy. And boy oh boy my lip isn't what it used to be. Then again, I'm not used to a good trumpet. I played a beat up Olds that had taken the journey down under the stands on more than one occasion. It was so terrible, but I loved that thing.

 

[Emerson40]

Gosh, thanks, everyone!

Today's surgery went well, thank you all so much for your kind words and thoughts.

Glad to hear surgery went well Wild Honey. Five year olds are resilient little creatures. Hope recovery goes well.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Blurt: I'd really like to respond to everyone individually, but I can't promise that I'll be able to find the time... ...so let me just say this:

Y'all are awesome. Seriously. *sniffle, sniffle*

Most of you don't know me very well, and yet so many of you are offering us love and good wishes.

Thank you all so much.

 

[glynndah]

Nah, they don't get treats for doing what they are supposed to--unless they are really, really super cute.

So excited, Babyminx got a shiny new Roy Benson trumpet from her Dad in honor of getting section leader for her senior year. It is kinda dreamy. And boy oh boy my lip isn't what it used to be. Then again, I'm not used to a good trumpet. I played a beat up Olds that had taken the journey down under the stands on more than one occasion. It was so terrible, but I loved that thing.

I was going to ask if this was a euphemism, but then I remembered how often my son's cornet was dropped down a flight of stairs.

 

[Saucyminx]

I was going to ask if this was a euphemism, but then I remembered how often my son's cornet was dropped down a flight of stairs.

Gravity has a stronger pull on brass, I swear.

 

[Emerson40]

Caught the double 's' on a second read-through.

 

[midwestyankee]

Gravity has a stronger pull on brass, I swear.

I knew there was a reason why parts of me seemed to be taking up a bit more vertical space lately.

 

[Cumference]

Gravity has a stronger pull on brass, I swear.

And the natural state of it is "dented".

 

[Emerson40]

Boozy truth in advertising and customer recommendations..

If only one could find such candid and honest reviews on restaurant menus, book jackets, sex-toy packaging, and dating websites...


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[Conager]

"Drop me a line...."

Does that ever work?

I was reading in some stories area and a guy said, "I would love to role play that with you sometime drop me a line."

If he's so full of great ideas wouldn't he start in and drop her a line? It seems to be a generational thing. I see younger guys all the time saying "HMU sometime." I get it that women are supposed to be empowered and can certainly initiate a conversation... but why is a strong empowered woman going to want to initiate a conversation with some limp-wristed man?

 

[Saucyminx]

I think I drank some of that Merlot at the Fuckerware party I went to last night. Thank goodness they were looking for a virgin sacrifice.

The minx teens will be helping clean the house today. They dont't know yet. I'm anticipating weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth, possibly even some rending of garments. Good thing my will is stronger.

 

[midwestyankee]

I think I drank some of that Merlot at the Fuckerware party I went to last night. Thank goodness they were looking for a virgin sacrifice.

The minx teens will be helping clean the house today. They dont't know yet. I'm anticipating weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth, possibly even some rending of garments. Good thing my will is stronger.

Care to share the name of your lawyer?

 

[Saucyminx]

I could, but he very much resembles Master Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's slightly disconcerting.

 

[imemkay]

That was a tough one, Outlander.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Blert: oh. so it's could be five months to a year, they tell me.

I think I'm going to need some backup.

 

[multitalentman]

Blert: oh. so it's could be five months to a year, they tell me.

I think I'm going to need some backup.

Hang in there!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

And in other news, I do think that beats the previous record for most cock pics in one day from the same man.

But oh my word, what a specimen!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hang in there!

Plz. send dark chocolate. And wanking vids.

 

[multitalentman]

Plz. send dark chocolate. And wanking vids.

Smh .... You are insatiable.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Smh .... You are insatiable.

I've never had any complaints.

 

[Saucyminx]

Blert: oh. so it's could be five months to a year, they tell me.

I think I'm going to need some backup.

Big hugs Honey.

And in other news, I do think that beats the previous record for most cock pics in one day from the same man.

But oh my word, what a specimen!

I had to go look--my record for cock pics/same gentleman is 6 pics in one day. My record for cock pics/different gentlmen is 11 in one day. That was a damn good day.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Big hugs Honey.


I had to go look--my record for cock pics/same gentleman is 6 pics in one day. My record for cock pics/different gentlmen is 11 in one day. That was a damn good day.

thanks for the hugs. It hasn't sunk in yet.

yep, this was six. but I'm giving him bonus points for including cock ring and ass.