Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

thanks for the hugs. It hasn't sunk in yet.

yep, this was six. but I'm giving him bonus points for including cock ring and ass.

Very nice, sounds like he deserves those bonus points.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Very nice, sounds like he deserves those bonus points.

Yes, although I've a feeling he's going to try to cash them in for something else.

 

[glynndah]

I'm reviewing thousands of pictures to meld into a slide show highlighting the school year. I found the perfect picture of little kindergartner Mortimer {not his real name}. He's completely in focus, not a blurry bit in sight; and he has the sweetest expression on his little face.

Too bad he also has two little snail trails of snot running down his nose.

 

[Cumference]

I'm reviewing thousands of pictures to meld into a slide show highlighting the school year. I found the perfect picture of little kindergartner Mortimer {not his real name}. He's completely in focus, not a blurry bit in sight; and he has the sweetest expression on his little face.

Too bad he also has two little snail trails of snot running down his nose.

Photoshop a little black beard on him, and nobody will notice.

 

[glynndah]

Photoshop a little black beard on him, and nobody will notice.

Actually, I managed to photoshop the snotcicles.

 

[Saucyminx]

Actually, I managed to photoshop the snotcicles.

Did you make them bigger, like tusks?

 

[glynndah]

Did you make them bigger, like tusks?

Rats! I never thought of that!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I met someone today who fancies himself a Dom.

I think he's just got a big ego.

 

[Emerson40]

I met someone today who fancies himself a Dom.

I think he's just got a big ego.

More DeLuise, than innate dominant then?

 

[Cumference]

Did you make them bigger, like tusks?

We sometimes referred to that look as "the green vampire".

 

[Saucyminx]

Babyminx came in to put her shoes on to go to school today. She calls from the kitchen, "Mom, I think I need caffiene. I just put my socks in the trash and I don't know why."

I'm still snickering.

 

[rod43]

I'd really like a kiss on the forehead and someone to tell me it'll all be alright in the end.

Yes and yes

 

[Cumference]

I'd really like a kiss on the forehead and someone to tell me it'll all be alright in the end.

Hopefully just the blues and not something bad?

 

[Eilan]

Back to work tomorrow, and then a super-awesome mini-vacation later in the week.

 

[Emerson40]

Just parenting worries. My five year old is having a tough time.

And your cankles too, I imagine.

The things women endure, to bring life into the world...you're all a miracle unto itself.

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Take the day off, put your feet up and rest those dogs.

 

[Emerson40]

Today is as fine a day as any to implement responsible drinking in the workplace.

As long as you don't have to get behind the wheel, pull that flask out from behind the Peterson files and let's raise some cups.

 

[Saucyminx]

Today is as fine a day as any to implement responsible drinking in the workplace.

As long as you don't have to get behind the wheel, pull that flask out from behind the Peterson files and let's raise some cups.

I took the day off and spent most of it looking for my car keys. . . Babyminx is lucky to be alive.

An icy cold martini and a hot bubble bath are in order this evening!

Oh and those aren't cankles. I don't know what the hell those are, aside from terrifying.

 

[Emerson40]

Vodka, straight up, with plump, green olives.

 

[Saucyminx]

Vodka, straight up, with plump, green olives.

I'm a gin martini girl myself, with three olives, extra dirty.

Poor baby minx, tell her to come live with me and the Curly Haired Wonder. But... can she do nappies?

She can! She loves babies, and little kids, and they tend to love her. She's the baby whisperer.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Emporium-dwelling Litsters,

Hospital life sucks. Please come visit me.
Bring all of the babies. And the martinis.
We can send the kids to the playroom and take turns riding on the adjustable bed.

Signed,
All Dressed Up In A Gown And Gloves And Nowhere To Go Litster

 

[Emerson40]

Yes! Drunk Em imminent!

I know nothing of which you speak.

Total teetotaler here.

I'm a gin martini girl myself, with three olives, extra dirty.

You dirty, dirty bird...

Grrr!

You can't be any other than who you are.

Stay gold SaucyMinx. Stay gold.

 

[Saucyminx]

Why do I suddenly have the urge to slip into my jean jacket and pop the collar?

I don't want to go back to work today. *pouts*

 

[rod43]

I'm off on Wednesday, and only three weeks (6 actual days) left of work after that. At which point it'll be school holidays and I can spend some good girl time with the Curly Haired Wonder before Minishine arrives.

Wishing you all the best for the Minishine arrival!

 

[Saucyminx]

Dear Emporium-dwelling Litsters,

Hospital life sucks. Please come visit me.
Bring all of the babies. And the martinis.
We can send the kids to the playroom and take turns riding on the adjustable bed.

Signed,
All Dressed Up In A Gown And Gloves And Nowhere To Go Litster

Darling lady, you know we would all get tossed out immediately for causing a scene. It would be so much fun though.

And I bet you are totally rocking that gown and gloves.

 

[Saucyminx]

That's how we roll, Greaser.



Thank you.

Word. I could so pull off the curly fauxhawk too.