Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

Can I buy the movie rights for when you do Miles? We can collaborate, write up the script, make tons of loot, and we can run off with Rainy to Bora Bora and live in the fashion to which we will all quickly become accustomed.

We can call it Junk House: Window Watcher's Reckoning, a Miles Long/Saucyminx joint.

I wouldn't move. I would have that place checked out by the police, and then I would hunt that mother fucker down and make him wish he had never put pen to paper.

 

[Emerson40]

I'm tempted to buy that house and slap my junk up against the windows. Write some letters about that, you crazy house stalker!

"I see naked people, sporting erections and sardonic smiles, with impeccable taste in ties and kerchiefs"

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/818/Movie_i_see_dead_people-769472.jpg

 

[Saucyminx]

It is pouring down raining here. Seems a sundress was ill advised today. Nah. . .

 

[Emerson40]

Can I buy the movie rights for when you do Miles? We can collaborate, write up the script, make tons of loot, and we can run off with Rainy to Bora Bora and live in the fashion to which we will all quickly become accustomed.

We can call it Junk House: Window Watcher's Reckoning, a Miles Long/Saucyminx joint.

I wouldn't move. I would have that place checked out by the police, and then I would hunt that mother fucker down and make him wish he had never put pen to paper.

Now this here, this here is the movie I want to see made.

It is pouring down raining here. Seems a sundress was ill advised today. Nah. . .

Write it so that you are hunting that mofo down in a rain dampened sundress, and you can count me in as a producer.

 

[Miles Long]

"I see naked people, sporting erections and sardonic smiles, with impeccable taste in ties and kerchiefs"

That is the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me. *looks for a "single tear and hug" emoji*

 

[Yardley]

The previous family been getting these messages, and failed to disclose?? Yes. lawsuit.

I dunno that I would move. Seems that counter-surveillance would show whether someone had a vantage point or not. I'd have a dog, sensors and cameras and laugh at the loser.

 

[Saucyminx]

I will NOT buy myself a chocolate of the month club subscription. . I will not. . I will . . not

 

[Emerson40]

We all get older, grow up, and do things we said we'd never do.


http://38.media.tumblr.com/f0b435ce2473162ac11df0f1e438d614/tumblr_nq7f0v3NU91r8brruo1_250.gif

 

[innerMILFsub]

I will NOT buy myself a chocolate of the month club subscription. . I will not. . I will . . not

Why not? Sounds like the perfect kind of subscription to me.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I will NOT buy myself a chocolate of the month club subscription. . I will not. . I will . . not

Of course you won't, you're saving yourself for the Nipplemuncher of the month club! Technically, it's just me, and every month I show up with a different munching technique.

 

[Eilan]

That was an unexpected, though perfectly lovely, visit.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

popping on for a quick hello. I miss your friendly faces!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Are we there yet?

I'm sure your little one is just primping and preening for the big entrance. Shiny red carpet, bright lights and an obsession with weight and how beautiful he/she is - it's useful practice for being a Hollywood starlet, the whole birth thing.

 

[Saucyminx]

Are we there yet?

Just 5 more minutes, lovely.
(As said to both my children, and my friend Eileen on long car trips)

or

Yes, I'm just looking for a closer parking space.
(Also as said to both my children, and my friend Eileen on long car trips.)

I think if my phone rings one more time, my head might explode. That will really suck trying to clean out of the carpet.

 

[midwestyankee]

Just 5 more minutes, lovely.
(As said to both my children, and my friend Eileen on long car trips)

or

Yes, I'm just looking for a closer parking space.
(Also as said to both my children, and my friend Eileen on long car trips.)

I think if my phone rings one more time, my head might explode. That will really suck trying to clean out of the carpet.

See, empty-headed bimboes really do have an evolutionary advantage: easier clean-up following head explosions.

 

[Saucyminx]

See, empty-headed bimboes really do have an evolutionary advantage: easier clean-up following head explosions.

Thank you--I think. Since there wasn't a pop when whatever prankster stuck the icepick into the base of my skull and up through into my right eye, I know there is something in there. Feels suspiciously like hornets, or broken glass, but something anyway.

If y'all have any self restraint to spare, please send it my way in the next 2 hours because I'm about to flip the fuck out on my boss and get myself fired. Luckily I'm not in the office or I'd get myself arrested because she needs a little Louisville slugger therapy and I'm a'feeling therapeutic.

Babyminx just made me lunch, and has been patting me, and feeling my head, and bringing me coffee. I love that kid. The other one better step up his game though or the beatings shall begin in earnest--wherever that is.

 

[NightL]

Found this lil' gem
How to speak Rainshine

https://youtu.be/yDb_WsAt_Z0

Wha? I'm not Aussie...! Just live 'ere.

 

[NightL]

For those who have not seen this yet

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN PORNOGRAPHY THROUGH GOOGLE DEEPDREAM?
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/...ography_through_google_deepdream_sheer_bad_tr
and
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/what-computers-dream-of-when-they-look-at-porn-nsfw

 

[Emerson40]

In the middle of the night I awoke from a dream, one in which I was carrying her, a sickly, light version of her, pale, twisted, and hollowed out by the metastases ravaging her body. Her hands were clasped together at her chest, where her breasts used to be, not like she was praying, but like she was holding something, protecting it and keeping it close to her heart. Her face was turned towards some distant light, and no matter how or which way I turned, or how fast I ran, this strange horizon moved and was always in front of us, advancing and growing brighter. I was weeping and frantic for a way out.

I snapped wide awake at 3:30, and went and watched my kids, sleeping the untroubled sleep of childhood.



It is not long for her now. Any day really. My heart is broken for them, and bracing for the considerable sadness that is coming.

 

[midwestyankee]

Orgasm, anyone?

This is just another in your series of biting satires on real sex, isn't it?

 

[Saucyminx]

Oh Em, I'm so sorry.

 

[spacekapitan]

thinking of joining a gangbang session organized by a friend next week as a surprise for his girlfriend but I would feel guilty to my lady

 

[midwestyankee]

Care to play?

Does this offer have any teeth?

 

[spacekapitan]

Orgasm, anyone?

from which video was that gif?

 

[Saucyminx]

You look good in that hat, the gloves need to go tho.

thinking of joining a gangbang session organized by a friend next week as a surprise for his girlfriend but I would feel guilty to my lady

Um, just what every woman wants, a surprise gang bang. The gift that keeps on giving. . er I mean cumming. . . uh, is he going to pay to have the carpets cleaned after or will there be a tarp?