Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[NightL]

What exactly is it supposed to train you to do?

...decided not to post picture of garden shears

 

[Saucyminx]

Eeeep.

 

[midwestyankee]

Eeeep.

Imagine what it feels like from this side of the chromosomal divide.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Apparently I'm mostly European. Who knew?

Anyway--Emerson, what the hell are you actually supposed to do with that thing? What exactly is it supposed to train you to do? I looked at the link, but it doesn't say what it's for.

noooooo! it's best you don't know.

I saw my first son get snipped because it was important to his father. never again.

son #2 has all his pieces. you're welcome, son.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

what made me laugh today:

getting approached by a man in the McDonald's parking lot, asking me if I knew where to score some drugs.




hahahahahahaha

 

[Emerson40]

Anyway--Emerson, what the hell are you actually supposed to do with that thing? What exactly is it supposed to train you to do? I looked at the link, but it doesn't say what it's for.

I suppose the intention is to sharpen skills and gain fortitude, for those tasked with snipping the foreskin of unsuspecting boy moppets.

As to what else it may be used for ... those discussions would introduce a level of depravity that is just beyond the pale.

It all just gives me the jeebs.


http://38.media.tumblr.com/0148dcaf996a0270ee4c6c5b98a72f42/tumblr_mmnbclZnWf1rbrhnko1_500.gif

 

[pplwatching]

Anyway--Emerson, what the hell are you actually supposed to do with that thing? What exactly is it supposed to train you to do? I looked at the link, but it doesn't say what it's for.

The quotes are as bizarre as the product : i got mine and it fits a little tight (pre-teen tight) but i do use it. with a little poly dent it stays put and looks ok. have not tried it for sex yet (have not tried sex yet) but (fingers crossed) the denture cream will hold when i finally meet a girl hat will let me put this thing inside of her.

Hey babe ... wanna play hide the denture cream?

 

[NightL]

The quotes are as bizarre as the product

Now I didn't really believe Em's post so I went looking - but I most certainly missed the reviews at the time - they are priceless!

 

[Emerson40]

Now I didn't really believe Em's post so I went looking - but I most certainly missed the reviews at the time - they are priceless!

When have I ever given you reason for doubting me.

Besides, of course it's true. I found it on the Internet.

 

[hssh345Alt]

When have I ever given you reason for doubting me.

Besides, of course it's true. I found it on the Internet.

tis man is a fountain of knowledge…

 

[midwestyankee]

*sigh* Onto bed rest I go. You little fuckers better be damn entertaining.

Perhaps you'd like to do some shoe shopping as entertainment?

 

[Saucyminx]

*sigh* Onto bed rest I go. You little fuckers better be damn entertaining.

Damn it, I'm going to have to do that Skype disco dance party for your entertainment now, aren't I?

 

[midwestyankee]

Damn it, I'm going to have to do that Skype disco dance party for your entertainment now, aren't I?

You know that Skype has multi-player options, right?

 

[Saucyminx]

You know that Skype has multi-player options, right?

I was unaware.

 

[Emerson40]

Dancing time?

I thought that was a rare Pillow Fight Thread treat, usually after some backroom, secret, Lesbro coven poll.

*downloads latest Skype updates*



http://33.media.tumblr.com/9ba11d73741c3c9a81c771757da6dbd5/tumblr_nb1kp6rKdt1rsxqqio1_400.gif


Oh! The excitement!

 

[Saucyminx]

Well, I'll just have to lay around while you lot dance it out.

Of course. You get to judge who wins. It won't be me, I have no illusions--unless there is a stripper pole, I'd put my pole working skills up against Em and Yank any day.

 

[Emerson40]

Of course. You get to judge who wins. It won't be me, I have no illusions--unless there is a stripper pole, I'd put my pole working skills up against Em and Yank any day.

And you would win, hands down. Even if you, rigged out in your silky underthings, just pushed a comforter around the foot of the pole, while November Rain blared from the speakers, you would win.

Part of knowing what you excel at, and can whack right out of the park, is knowing what you suck dog farts at. And pole work is defo something I do not excel at. It is an art form when done by those who have mastered it.

But, like a nice smooth, eighteen year single-malt (the creation of which I also do not do well), I sure do know how to admire and appreciate the shit out of a skilled pole dancer.


Mad pole skills:

http://31.media.tumblr.com/d72ef8dce5947b63d1be1b77386e4468/tumblr_nb34iznRDM1rolwo1o1_500.gif


Example of my better efforts:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Td4-g9zO3h4/UqdcB2Bg8sI/AAAAAAABdTc/2Iwkplmx6KE/s640/a-christmas-story-gif-tongue-stuck-frozen-pole-funny-movie.gif

 

[silverwhisper]

i recently watched emmanuelle and tried to watch the story of o.

WTF is it that is supposed to be so goddamned erotic about passive female sexual partners?

i'm so annoyed by it that i've been inspired.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

i recently watched emmanuelle and tried to watch the story of o.

WTF is it that is supposed to be so goddamned erotic about passive female sexual partners?

i'm so annoyed by it that i've been inspired.

ed

To begin, there's a huge difference between passivity and submission, as I'm sure you know. O [eventually] willingly chose to submit to her lover after her training at Roissy was complete. I see that as an active choice, not a passive one. As for Emmanuelle, it's a womanly coming-of-age story in which Emmanuelle, after some experimentation with other men and women, learns the true nature of erotic love trough her mentor, Mario. Again, hers was an active choice. In fact, she rebuffed Mario's advances twice before finally choosing to take him as her mentor.

Did we watch the same movies, ed?

 

[midwestyankee]

Of course. You get to judge who wins. It won't be me, I have no illusions--unless there is a stripper pole, I'd put my pole working skills up against Em and Yank any day.

I choose to forfeit and watch you demonstrate your expertise.

 

[Saucyminx]

My pole skills are not quite that mad, and forfeiture is not an option my fine man.

Blurt:
You would think, after all the time I've spent around these parts, that I would learn not to get my feelings hurt, and yet, not always the case.

 

[imemkay]

Blurt:
You would think, after all the time I've spent around these parts, that I would learn not to get my feelings hurt, and yet, not always the case.

*hugs*
I'm sorry someone hurt your feelings, Saucy. Whose ass do we need to kick? I still have that rope....

 

[Saucyminx]

*hugs*
I'm sorry someone hurt your feelings, Saucy. Whose ass do we need to kick? I still have that rope....

Thanks imekay. Meh, it's not worth an ass kickin. I should know a primrose path when I see one by now. Look! There's one!



Never let it be said I'm not quick with the bounceback.

 

[Emerson40]

Bounce-back Queen and Lead Arsonist of Primrose Paths

 

[Saucyminx]

http://oneguyrambling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/10125.jpg

Hahaha how terrible is that outfit?