Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

*farts*

Taco Tuesday?

 

[Emerson40]

Mmmm.


That's


right.


Press


them


right


up


against


the


glass.




http://45.media.tumblr.com/d9bf89888823b7ee4744c1c5be634eb1/tumblr_niwdrmvuHO1sjz7a3o1_1280.gif

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Blurt: more Doing Hard Things- the Lit edition

Just deleted forty-five messages from someone I used to be close to, but haven't heard from in over a year, now. I knew the sound of him working in the kitchen, he knew the sound of my children using my bathroom. I've seen his shower curtain, he's seen my pillowcases. You know... close...

I'm a holder-on-er, but it's time to let go.

Baby steps.

 

[Emerson40]

Blurt: more Doing Hard Things- the Lit edition

Just deleted forty-five messages from someone I used to be close to, but haven't heard from in over a year, now. I knew the sound of him working in the kitchen, he knew the sound of my children using my bathroom. I've seen his shower curtain, he's seen my pillowcases. You know... close...

I'm a holder-on-er, but it's time to let go.

Baby steps.

If a sturdy shovel (paid for with cash) and a drive through the woods on a moonless night are accidentally on purpose omitted from your post, probably best you delete all messages.

Maybe reformat the hard-drive too, just to be safe.


In all seriousness, it is wonderful to see this new leaf you are turning over. How'd the job fair go?

 

[imemkay]

I'm a holder-on-er, but it's time to let go.

Baby steps.

I understand what you're going through. It is sad, but good for you for taking those baby steps.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If a sturdy shovel (paid for with cash) and a drive trough the woods on a moonless night are accidentally on purpose omitted from your post, probably best you delete all messages.

Maybe reformat the hard-drive too, just to be safe.


In all seriousness, it is wonderful to see this new leaf you are turning over. How'd the job fair go?

Job fair - underwhelming. Very small town, maybe fifteen tables total, most didn't apply to me Do I want to work at a corrections facility? Can't say that I do. Only got three useable apps, turns out one of those places has just finished hiring, and another place is only hiring for positions for which I'm definitely not qualified. I'm turning them in anyway, but not holding my breath.

By the end of next week I'll be applying at Taco Bell, not even kidding. But you know what? If it gets me out of my ex's house, I'm going to take that job and say THANK YOU.

 

[midwestyankee]

Job fair - underwhelming. Very small town, maybe fifteen tables total, most didn't apply to me Do I want to work at a corrections facility? Can't say that I do. Only got three useable apps, turns out one of those places has just finished hiring, and another place is only hiring for positions for which I'm definitely not qualified. I'm turning them in anyway, but not holding my breath.

By the end of next week I'll be applying at Taco Bell, not even kidding. But you know what? If it gets me out of my ex's house, I'm going to take that job and say THANK YOU.

I'm congenitally unable to stomach most motivational messages but I read somewhere once that it's very much worth it to do what you must so you can soon do what you want.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm congenitally unable to stomach most motivational messages but I read somewhere once that it's very much worth it to do what you must so you can soon do what you want.

I'm enormously grateful to have a father who came up very hard and set an example of wisdom, hard work and humility for me to follow.

Ashton Kutcher (of all people) gave a commencement speech that i thought was very sensible, I'll see if i can find a link...



Eta: it was the Teen Choice awards. The sum-up: 'Opportunity looks a lot like hard work.'

Anyway...

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm enormously grateful to have a father who came up very hard and set an example of wisdom, hard work and humility for me to follow.

Ashton Kutcher (of all people) gave a commencement speech that i thought was very sensible, I'll see if i can find a link...



Eta: it was the Teen Choice awards. The sum-up: 'Opportunity looks a lot like hard work.'

Anyway...

Yes. That line is usually attributed to Thomas Edison, but regardless it makes a great deal of sense. I wish you well in your search and your journey.

 

[Saucyminx]

Miss Honey, when I came back to work after being home with the kiddos for 10 years, I took a job as a merchandiser, not well paying or glamorous but steady and got my feet wet. No shame in work, no matter what it is so good luck!

Ok, Babyminx's prom dress, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but if you could find your way to the house tomorrow considering the prom is Friday--I would sure appreciate it a whole lot. Thanks in advance.

 

[Que]

I may have exceeded the recommended daily allowance for a jalapenos in the last couple of days. I bought a jar, and somehow either lingered long enough or, by chance, was near the domicile to eat in. Everything I prepared seemed to benefit by the addition of same. My innards, less so.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I may have exceeded the recommended daily allowance for a jalapenos in the last couple of days. I bought a jar, and somehow either lingered long enough or, by chance, was near the domicile to eat in. Everything I prepared seemed to benefit by the addition of same. My innards, less so.

Wash your hands before you wank!

 

[Que]

Wash your hands before you wank!

I am far too pious these days for something as terrestrial as wanking.

 

[imemkay]

When you see that person you haven't seen in a while and you think to yourself "yep, the little weasel is still a douche."

 

[imemkay]

Ugh, even worse!

 

[Saucyminx]

Happiest of birthdays to the sauciest of minxes!

Thank you my lovely! It's been a good weekend.

 

[midwestyankee]

Happiest of birthdays to the sauciest of minxes!

If I'm late to the party, as appears to be the case, shall I just kiss that beautiful woman sitting in the corner with the party hat on each boobie eating a slice of chocolate cake?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Happy Happy Day, Sexy Saucy Minxy!

 

[pplwatching]

Happy Birthday!

If I'm late to the party, as appears to be the case, shall I just kiss that beautiful woman sitting in the corner with the party hat on each boobie eating a slice of chocolate cake?

I have never seen boobies eating cake. Sounds like my kind of party.

 

[Cumference]

Happy Birthday!



I have never seen boobies eating cake. Sounds like my kind of party.

They do melons!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Zh7NgWS0k

Is it fratricide or cannibalism?

 

[Saucyminx]

If I'm late to the party, as appears to be the case, shall I just kiss that beautiful woman sitting in the corner with the party hat on each boobie eating a slice of chocolate cake?

Um, yes please!

Happy Happy Day, Sexy Saucy Minxy!

Thanks Honey.

Happy Birthday!

I have never seen boobies eating cake. Sounds like my kind of party.

Thanks Ppl! Mine remained confined (mostly anyway) to my shirt and left the cake to me.

They do melons!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Zh7NgWS0k

Is it fratricide or cannibalism?

Wow. First of all, ouch. Secondly, why? And finally what the fuck???

 

[pplwatching]

Wow. First of all, ouch. Secondly, why? And finally what the fuck???

'Cause she's in lurrrve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErppAlOIGQE

 

[NightL]

“Remembrance of things past is not necessarily the remembrance of things as they were.” said by someone

but I saw what you did - thought it futile at the time - but maybe

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[Emerson40]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/3b10caf0c2334398425bf331c1ba8046/tumblr_nnfaitXm6k1uncmc3o1_500.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ha!

Someone in my area asked about my kinks recently. I think I told him maybe three.

I did NOT send him the pic of a woman bound and gagged and squatting over a candle.