Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

If the two other members of my team at work continue to pounce on me every morning, 2 minutes after I sign in, I'm gonna get stabby. :mad:
I need coffee before interaction. ☕☕☕
On the plus side, I will be on the evening news.
 
Wear your corset, you'll look fab as they're dragging you off to jail.

Looks matter!

To be fair, I think that this action should be approved by a jury of her peers. By that I mean that you, Minxie and all the other lovelies who frequent this little neighborhood should show us what you look like in a corset. Only then will we know for sure if it's scientifically plausible for Minxie to take advantage of mankind in this fashion.
 
Denny

If I'm late to the party, as appears to be the case, shall I just kiss that beautiful woman sitting in the corner with the party hat on each boobie eating a slice of chocolate cake?
Denny, and further more she must have some very perky titties to put party hats on them and still see them eating chocolate cake.:)

Once at a party my wife got chocolate frosting on her boobs and I licked it off.
 
Wear your corset, you'll look fab as they're dragging you off to jail.

Looks matter!

Excellent idea Honey!

To be fair, I think that this action should be approved by a jury of her peers. By that I mean that you, Minxie and all the other lovelies who frequent this little neighborhood should show us what you look like in a corset. Only then will we know for sure if it's scientifically plausible for Minxie to take advantage of mankind in this fashion.

Yank, you have already seen me in a corset several times. But I will see what I can do. :devil:
 
I'm watching on TV. Glad I chose yesterday's game to attend in person. So far I'm 3-1 this year. Have you been to any games this season?

No, I have not. I prefer to think of baseball as a non-winter sport so I may go once we are finished with winter.
 
Sometimes, all I really want is a hug.

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And then maybe a spank. Or a whipping. Or a scourging. Or all of the above. Maybe.



But definitely a hug.
 
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Someone's got the girls out! :D (Hey you!)
Hiya tootsie!

The torturous descent into total fucking madness.
Not again! ;). I will meet you at the bottom.

Sometimes, all I really want is a hug.

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And then maybe a spank. Or a whipping. Or a scourging. Or all of the above. Maybe.

But definitely a hug.


Many cyber hugs coming your way lady. :rose:

Then the cat steals one of your bras to make a fort, successfully hiding her to bat at unsuspecting feet as they walk past. It's gonna be a weird day.
 
There is a staggering amount of beauty in the world, unblemished by filters and photoshop, or the illusory splash of makeup and masks of pretense.

It give your insides a knock when you glimpse it, confined behind every day's reticent countenance.

You have to look. See it, there inside, behind the guarded smiles and cautious eyes, held close to the heart so adored.

The beauty of her spirit still knocks me off my legs and makes me love her, love her so much more.
 
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Deconstructed Coffee. Seriously. First we are forced to drink from fucking jars and now this.

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Cold, wet coffee!



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Thermomix Iced Coffee Frappe



:D
 
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