Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Emerson40]

There's not much Vedder that's better than Vedder doing the Yellow Ledbetter.

 

[Emerson40]

Maybe Just Breathe, from their Austin City Limits show comes close.



The man is deep.



Feel it.



There, right there, in your heart.

 

[Saucyminx]

Vedder. *swoon*
That voice.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Vedder. *swoon*
That voice.

I was living in Seattle right when all of those bands hit. And I never once caught any of them playing locally.

 

[Saucyminx]

I was living in Seattle right when all of those bands hit. And I never once caught any of them playing locally.

That is tragic!

On another note, too much church picnic!

On yet another note. . . Full frontal face! Look at you gorgeous one.

 

[Saucyminx]

Was there at least booze? I can't handle our church gatherings unless I'm there to work/help out.

Oh yeah. It was a Serbian Orthodox picnic. There was a cash bar, then we went bar hopping.

Thanks darling, a bit of rising to the challenge in that AV being there.

Stunning as usual, and you are always up for a challenge.

I think I may be the only person who has ever seen Frozen only once.

 

[Emerson40]

Occasional nips from the immaculate flask can make the excessively pious picnickers, and the goody-goody hypocrites tolerable, and has probably kept many a plastic spork snug in the potato salad, instead of lodged in the neck of some priggish twat, bringing about an impromptu arterial baptism, al fresco.







Can I have an Amen?

 

[Emerson40]

Only the act of true love will thaw a frozen heart.

 

[Miles Long]

That was some good pulled pork.

 

[Saucyminx]

That was some good pulled pork.

Clever euphamism?

 

[Emerson40]

Yoinked oink.

 

[Saucyminx]

Slammed ham

 

[Saucyminx]

WHOA THERE! Ease up!! Remember what happened around these parts last time someone made fun of a little piggy?!

Um, did you just call Miles' piggy little?

The PMs about that. Why would anyone ever think I'm the caring, nurturing one around here ffs?

 

[Emerson40]

WHOA THERE! Ease up!! Remember what happened around these parts last time someone made fun of a little piggy?!

Yeah... if I recall you wanted to make bacon out of a girl's wee piglet, over in the pillow fight.



She left without her roller skates, or even finishing her drink.



Good, good times.

 

[Miles Long]

I don't know what you guys are referring to. Did I miss some amazing Lit drama?!

 

[Saucyminx]

At the very least some really hilarious drama.

Kittens are very comforting--unless they are clawing you then they are dumb.

This headache needs to vacate the premises. Thank you, the management

 

[OTCurve]

At the very least some really hilarious drama.

Kittens are very comforting--unless they are clawing you then they are dumb.

This headache needs to vacate the premises. Thank you, the management

It has been said that caffeine and chocolate are two substances that can help relieve headaches. I don't know how true that is, but worst case you are enjoying chocolate and caffeine, so why not?

In a not unrelated observation, kittens can also be considered causes or relief from headaches, depending on how they feel that day towards you..lol.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

All this pork talk has me thinking about 'makin bacon.

 

[pplwatching]

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[Saucyminx]

Because you are. Well at least with me.

That's fair. But you are special.

 

[Saucyminx]

So are you, my friend. Always have been always will be.

I feel the exact same way gorgeous one.

On another note, I thought particularly loudly at someone today "I hope your tits fall off into your soup, so you both have no tits, and you can't even enjoy your soup because tits."

Followed hard by "I would like to hang you up on an asshook and beat you like a piñata."

And people wonder why I just smile in stressful situations if they only knew, they would run.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

I feel the exact same way gorgeous one.

On another note, I thought particularly loudly at someone today "I hope your tits fall off into your soup, so you both have no tits, and you can't even enjoy your soup because tits."

Followed hard by "I would like to hang you up on an asshook and beat you like a piñata."

And people wonder why I just smile in stressful situations if they only knew, they would run.

I always kind of assumed you didn't like me, thanks for confirming.

 

[Emerson40]

On another note, I thought particularly loudly at someone today "I hope your tits fall off into your soup, so you both have no tits, and you can't even enjoy your soup because tits."

Followed hard by "I would like to hang you up on an asshook and beat you like a piñata."

And people wonder why I just smile in stressful situations if they only knew, they would run.

*thought, equally loud, shortly thereafter: 'Yes, Mistress!'*

 

[Saucyminx]

I always kind of assumed you didn't like me, thanks for confirming.

No way--you are the tits, bruh! (But not the ones in the soup.)

Thank God I'm on the right side of your fence.

Always girlie.

*thought, equally loud, shortly thereafter: 'Yes, Mistress!'*

At least in that scenario I could take out a little frustration. *sigh*

 

[Miles Long]

You didn't want that to happen? How's that working out for you?