Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Saucyminx]

That is pretty damn funny.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

That is pretty damn funny.

It's actually fucking funny.

 

[Saucyminx]

It's actually fucking funny.

Funny af?

This tendency toward early morning masturbatory awakenings is getting a little in hand.

FYP

 

[Emerson40]

This tendency toward early morning masturbatory awakenings is getti- fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

FYP





TYVM

 

[pplwatching]

Funny af?

This tendency toward early morning masturbatory awakenings is well in hand.

FYP

FY FYP

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

This tendency toward early morning masturbatory awakenings is getting a little out of hand.

No, it just says you are handy. And an eager beaver to start the day.

 

[Miles Long]

I don't think that will fit there, but sure go ahead and try.

 

[Saucyminx]

My head hurts. I need a handsome nurse to come and soothe me.

Two, you should always have a spare.
Hope you feel shinier soon, Rainy.

Wow--15 unknown caller phone calls in 2 days. Wonder what that's all about.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Two, you should always have a spare.
Hope you feel shinier soon, Rainy.

Wow--15 unknown caller phone calls in 2 days. Wonder what that's all about.

5 time share deals
5 discount cruises.
And 5 car warranty deals.


That's what I get anyway. When they leave messages.

 

[pplwatching]

Wow--15 unknown caller phone calls in 2 days. Wonder what that's all about.

I have started getting some unsolicited calls asking for hurricane aid, among other vague subjects. Usually it's an automated voice or there's a pause while a computer connects the robocall to a live person on the other end. I usually look at the number before deciding to answer or ignore, but even that is getting tedious. Time to turn on the phone's setting to send all unrecognized numbers right to voicemail.

 

[pplwatching]

My head hurts. I need a handsome nurse to come and soothe me.

If I were playing a doctor on TV, I'd say that what you need is probably an uninterrupted night's sleep without walking fingers and toys . Mamma needs her rest.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

I have started getting some unsolicited calls asking for hurricane aid, among other vague subjects. Usually it's an automated voice or there's a pause while a computer connects the robocall to a live person on the other end. I usually look at the number before deciding to answer or ignore, but even that is getting tedious. Time to turn on the phone's setting to send all unrecognized numbers right to voicemail.

A coworker told me to use google phone. He has a permanent number and gives that out and it has some automated screening feature and blocks certain callers. The rest get forwarded to his cell phone.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Got that last night, mostly.

You've certainly been quite handy lately. I wonder if there is some nighttime noise that results in a Pavlovian response from you. Cricket chirp and instant horniness.

 

[Emerson40]

It's like that asshat remembered my shoulder injury and was targeting it.

I betcha that stung something serious ya highstickin' muthafucka!

I got 5, you got the gate.

Calm your tits, bro.

 

[pplwatching]

Testosterone, sticks, and a frozen projectile. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Saucyminx]

It's like that asshat remembered my shoulder injury and was targeting it.

I betcha that stung something serious ya highstickin' muthafucka!

I got 5, you got the gate.

Calm your tits, bro.

Makes me hot when you talk hockey you filthy bastard.

Answer it!!

As soon as it unblocks its number, and texts me, I will happily answer it. Until then? It can sit and spin.

 

[Saucyminx]

Persistent as fuck, meet stubborn as fuck.

Adorable.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Every call I get from an unknown number that doesn't leave a message gets blocked.

Meet "so tired of telemarketer calls" as fuck.

 

[haha_on_me]

Tired as fuck.
Snotty as fuck.
Nap ready as fuck.

I took a nap today.

 

[Saucyminx]

I took a nap today.

Life goal for today as fuck

 

[Emerson40]

Thumbing through a cook book I recently picked up... What have I started?






In vogue as fuck.

 

[OTCurve]

So how is everyone doing today?

(nosy as fuck)

 

[Cumference]

So how is everyone doing today?

(nosy as fuck)

Been fucking busy fixing fucked up things some fuckers broke.

But now I'm baking som fucking waffles.

 

[silverwhisper]

pretty goddamned awesome, to be honest. :>

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Hey returning Litster, I accidentally deleted your PM and I can't remember your new name message me again!

I never get messages like this. I get "fuck off, if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times I don't care if you can lick your eyebrows, I'm not interested".