Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations
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Emerson40
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Do you have any idea just how funny a wee lad found this conversation:
"Aarrgh, ye scallywag, ask me where's my buccaneers."
"Captain Chumbucket," I says, "Where are your buccaneers?"
"Under me buccan-hat, me heartie!"
He found it funnier and funnier, every time.
"Aarrgh, ye scallywag, ask me where's my buccaneers."
"Captain Chumbucket," I says, "Where are your buccaneers?"
"Under me buccan-hat, me heartie!"
He found it funnier and funnier, every time.
HumasWanderingWeiner
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Do you have any idea just how funny a wee lad found this conversation:
"Aarrgh, ye scallywag, ask me where's my buccaneers."
"Captain Chumbucket," I says, "Where are your buccaneers?"
"Under me buccan-hat, me heartie!"
He found it funnier and funnier, every time.
I find it funny.
PuckIt
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Do you have any idea just how funny a wee lad found this conversation:
"Aarrgh, ye scallywag, ask me where's my buccaneers."
"Captain Chumbucket," I says, "Where are your buccaneers?"
"Under me buccan-hat, me heartie!"
He found it funnier and funnier, every time.
Arrrgh you kiddin'? That's comedic doubloons, that is. Granted some parrot-al guidance required for most o' mine.
I hear Moby Dick's wife didn't mind helpin' with a blowjob, but refused to eat the sea men.
Arr, maties. I need some help with a hook up. Which way to the Parrots Without Partners chat? No bouys, please.
Wow, am I just ships for brains or did that sail right past? It's like a pirate's worst blind date ever; all sunken chest, no booty.
Miles Long
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Yarrrr, pieces o' eight!
HumasWanderingWeiner
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Some of my favorite sayings:
You can't push rope
We're off like a heard of turtles
You can time that kid running with a calendar
If you were moving any slower you would be going backwards
You can't push rope
We're off like a heard of turtles
You can time that kid running with a calendar
If you were moving any slower you would be going backwards
Miles Long
Fuck victoriously!
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Sail the seven C's...
Miles Long
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I'm pretty sure I pulled a quad. And oh how I wish that was some kind of sexy euphemism.
HumasWanderingWeiner
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I like your favorite saying. Aye matey, go knuckles deep in errrrrrr.
PuckIt
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PRICE it.
Protect
Rest
Ice
Compress
Elevate
Keeping our fingers crossed it's just strained and not torn. Oh, and don't worry. If anyone asks, I'll tell them I saw you out with triplets.
pplwatching
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A Dr Hook reference! You win the Internet today. But it's nothing like the thrill that'll get ya when you get your picture on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
pplwatching
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So much talent. So many drugs. But boy did they have fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB_dodhR7bQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB_dodhR7bQ
Saucyminx
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Molly wants a clapper? I got nothin. I should go to bed.
Why is it never a sexy euphemism??? *stomps foot in vexation bordering on high dudgeon*
HumasWanderingWeiner
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Ok it's 1030 at night and I'm outside and two owls are hooting to each other. I assume it's a version of owl sex talk but I can't tell. If only I spoke owl 
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Saucyminx
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Ok it's 1030 at night and I'm outside and two owls are hooting to each other. I assume it's a version of owl sex talk but I can't tell. If only I spoke owl
You're a hoot.
Sorry. I'm sitting at a garage while they work on my car, alternately doing work on my lap top, and trying not to click on any of the picture threads in the BDSM or GB so as not to frighten the herd of senior citizens sitting here with me.
HumasWanderingWeiner
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Frighten or arouse?
pplwatching
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Scarouse. I had the same problem the other day sitting in the doctor's lobby. The doc was running late, so I decided to see what was up on lit. Perilous if you click on the wrong thread.
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It's 3:10am at night and I'm wasting time on Lit, not sleeping. I wish there was no work tomorrow, being all lazy. I love my sleep yet I'm not sleeping much these days.
Saucyminx
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What's the point if it's not a little of both?
Exactly this.
Go to bed young man! You need your rest.
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reloadeddd
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Miles Long
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YOLO!
PuckIt
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“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
― Dalai Lama XIV
“Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.”
― Dalai Lama XIV
I'm going to go out on a limb and say... probably.
