Breast Size

[reignophelia]

I could take that as an allegory . . . in which case, I might fly with it

I'm a big fan of allegories...

 

[slyc_willie]

I don't think the perfect woman exists. God forbid I ever get divorced, but if I do, I'm just ordering one of them Realdolls, keeping all my money for myself and am never going on the dating scene again. I liken it to Hell on Earth. Every woman ends up messin' around on you anyway. I'm not a betting man, but when divorce rates are upwards of 70%, you have to be an idiot to get hitched. I am an idiot.

As are we all. But idiots with dreams.

If I ever get married again, I'm not going to worry about the outcome. My only aim is to enjoy it as long as we can both stand each other.

 

[slyc_willie]

I'm a big fan of allegories...

Hmmm . . .

Got a peppermill?

 

[flavortang]

Come to think of it, my wife was watching that dumbass Bridget Jones movie with Renee Zellweger. The one where she's a bit chunky. I find that body type very sexy. A woman not afraid to eat.

 

[slyc_willie]

Come to think of it, my wife was watching that dumbass Bridget Jones movie with Renee Zellweger. The one where she's a bit chunky. I find that body type very sexy. A woman not afraid to eat.

A little softness is fun to kiss

 

[3113]

I am very sick of reading stories with some girl with 34F sized breasts. I personally like small, perky breasts with small erm...'nips', I thing big breasts with nasty looking 'nipples'

On behalf of busty women (naturally busty) I say to you...

Look, I feel the same about porn stories where the first thing mentioned is the girl's bust size as if every guy interested in a girl brings out a tape measure or peeks at the tag on her bra. THAT, however, is a matter of bad writing. Good stories should have real people in them, and real women come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Going for the playboy woman, always the same big bust, same tiny waist, same pump ass is bad writing and boring. And that I think, is part of the answer to your question. A lot of these stories are written by bad writers. And they have no more creativity than a brick. So when it comes to making a woman, they just look up the stats on the latest Playboy centerfold and copy it. Or the stats of a girl on a porn site that they masturbate to. They figure that's what erotica's all about right? So that's the woman they give their readers.

Which also further answers your question: why do men like big tits? Maybe they do, maybe they don't, but if you go to porn sites, watch porn movies, visit strip clubs, and open up magazines to that centerfold what do you see? Big boobs. If the girl didn't have them originally, she can easily get them with plastic surgery. So. Boy's hormones kick in. He gets on the internet, straight to the naked girls, girls, girls site! And there he sees all these naked girls, and his raging hormones are in overdrive. And they all have big breasts. This is what is called "Classical conditioning." That's where you ring a bell and feed the dog, so the dog drools when he hears a bell. If pubescent boys masturbate over and over again to pictures of naked women with big breasts...Ta-Da! They start to associate that warm orgasmic ecstasy with...big boobs!

Mystery solved. Send all these little boys to porn sites with women who have tiny breasts and they'll probably be attracted to tiny breasts. But in defense of large breasted women, I will add that there is another reason men like them. They're soft and pillowy. Some guys find that restful, peaceful, enjoyable, luscious. That is, men who don't just leer at such breasts, but really know how to honestly appreciate them

 

[slyc_willie]

But in defense of large breasted women, I will add that there is another reason men like them. They're soft and pillowy. Some guys find that restful, peaceful, enjoyable, luscious. That is, men who don't just leer at such breasts, but really know how to honestly appreciate them

Amen. To polish the other side of the coin, large breasts do not automatically equate to 'porn star bimbo.' Granted, the busty image protrayed in many bad erotica stories, and in porn, do seem to create the image 3 described above.

Personally, I find myself attracted toward the other end of the spectrum. 'Course, I won't turn away from a woman who is well-endowed. But neither will I focus on her chest and wonder if I have to go shopping in the 'xtra-large' department at Victoria's Secret.

 

[FallenMorgan]

Amen. To polish the other side of the coin, large breasts do not automatically equate to 'porn star bimbo.' Granted, the busty image protrayed in many bad erotica stories, and in porn, do seem to create the image 3 described above.

Personally, I find myself attracted toward the other end of the spectrum. 'Course, I won't turn away from a woman who is well-endowed. But neither will I focus on her chest and wonder if I have to go shopping in the 'xtra-large' department at Victoria's Secret.

Plus, after childbirth or something, breasts tend to sag from post-pregnancy shrinking after the child's done...errrrrrrrrrr...doing something really annoying. Smaller breasts wouldn't be as bad...

 

[reignophelia]

Plus, after childbirth or something, breasts tend to sag from post-pregnancy shrinking after the child's done...errrrrrrrrrr...doing something really annoying. Smaller breasts wouldn't be as bad...

Breastfeeding? Nursing? I don't recall it as being annoying. In fact it was a great way to bond with my daughter.

For whatever reason they perk up (on me anyway) when the nipples are pierced.

 

[flavortang]

I like the whole natural sagginess, as long as it's not too extreme. I'm not into the rock-hard torpedo-tits look. Don't know why chicks get fake tits like that. They look horrible.

 

[slyc_willie]

Breastfeeding? Nursing? I don't recall it as being annoying. In fact it was a great way to bond with my daughter.

For whatever reason they perk up (on me anyway) when the nipples are pierced.

Obviously, there are two camps for this argument.

Piercing? Dew tell . . . .

 

[slyc_willie]

I like the whole natural sagginess, as long as it's not too extreme. I'm not into the rock-hard torpedo-tits look. Don't know why chicks get fake tits like that. They look horrible.

Oh, but natural ones like that are amazing.

I knew one girl, a stripper, small-breasted, but damn, they stuck straight out. Very nice.

Too bad she was so full of herself . . . .

 

[flavortang]

Oh, but natural ones like that are amazing.

I knew one girl, a stripper, small-breasted, but damn, they stuck straight out. Very nice.

Too bad she was so full of herself . . . .

Oh yeah, small perky ones are great, but I mean if a chick has huge knockers and they stick straight out... they're not real. To me, a smaller chested girl who's natural is much sexier than a big-breasted fake girl.

 

[reignophelia]

Obviously, there are two camps for this argument.

Piercing? Dew tell . . . .

Well when I was 19 my friend asked me to get my nipple pierced so that she could watch - she'd pay. She's kind of a sadist anyway.

I said "ok". I got it done, just the left one at first. I laughed all the way through the piercing. My friend stood in front of me, this look of abject horror on her face. She decided that she wouldn't get her own done when she saw blood.

Shortly thereafter the left one that was pierced was always "erect", and the breast actually sat higher. I took it out before I got pregnant. I think I'll get both of them done again at some point though. There was a marked difference between the pierced vs. the unpierced...

 

[slyc_willie]

Well when I was 19 my friend asked me to get my nipple pierced so that she could watch - she'd pay. She's kind of a sadist anyway.

I said "ok". I got it done, just the left one at first. I laughed all the way through the piercing. My friend stood in front of me, this look of abject horror on her face. She decided that she wouldn't get her own done when she saw blood.

Shortly thereafter the left one that was pierced was always "erect", and the breast actually sat higher. I took it out before I got pregnant. I think I'll get both of them done again at some point though. There was a marked difference between the pierced vs. the unpierced...

Now, that's interesting. Medically, it doesn't make any sense. I mean, a woman's nipple, and it's engorgement, shouldn't have any effect on how high the breast sits, right?

Although, if you factor in arousal, muscular contractions and so forth. Hmm.

I can just see it now: women in their fifties and sixties getting pierced nipples just so their breasts would be perkier.

 

[reignophelia]

Now, that's interesting. Medically, it doesn't make any sense. I mean, a woman's nipple, and it's engorgement, shouldn't have any effect on how high the breast sits, right?

Although, if you factor in arousal, muscular contractions and so forth. Hmm.

I can just see it now: women in their fifties and sixties getting pierced nipples just so their breasts would be perkier.

Now that would be interesting!

Seriously though. I had my friends look at it. Strange - phenomenon, but it's true.

I should go into the piercing business now before this gets out...

 

[slyc_willie]

Now that would be interesting!

Seriously though. I had my friends look at it. Strange - phenomenon, but it's true.

I should go into the piercing business now before this gets out...

Lol

And I, unfortunately, must get to bed. Have to teach a class at work in the morning. *sigh*

'Night.

Hopefully, we'll talk about T&A in the future.

 

[reignophelia]

Lol

And I, unfortunately, must get to bed. Have to teach a class at work in the morning. *sigh*

'Night.

Hopefully, we'll talk about T&A in the future.

Ok. Have fun teaching class. I could talk at length about T&A...

Goodnight.

 

[FallenMorgan]

Sorry if I'm not contributing much to this conversation. I've never had a girlfriend that isn't a tissue, so I have little to contribute.

 

[lushlucid]

i got the hips and the butt but i didnt get the titties
and im usually fine with that

each to his own

 

[reignophelia]

Sorry if I'm not contributing much to this conversation. I've never had a girlfriend that isn't a tissue, so I have little to contribute.

Umm I think the concensus was that people of all shapes and sizes are ok, and what you like is ok for you as well. Just don't dog women who happen to have large natural breasts, they can't help it any more than other girls can help being smaller. There is beauty to be found in all sorts of folks.

 

[flavortang]

i got the hips and the butt but i didnt get the titties
and im usually fine with that

each to his own

That's cute, too. Wide hips and round bottom but slim up top.

 

[lushlucid]

That's cute, too. Wide hips and round bottom but slim up top.

unfortunately bit difficult when buying clothes tho

 

[flavortang]

unfortunately bit difficult when buying clothes tho

I'm sure the guys in your area don't complain about what you wear. lol

 

[Belegon]

I'm going to join the echoes here and say that I enjoy variety. I certainly do enjoy large-breasted women... but I do not have a major focus on it. The women I have been the most attracted to over the years have had a very wide variety of chest sizes.

Now, piercings do intrigue me... if only because I like to have extra toys to play with...