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So what's wrong with naked people in here? I resemble that remark. So nice to see your Av, Arden. :p

EJ, it is so great to have you on here today even if you are watching bb. Personally, I find BB boring, but then I find most sports boring. I prefer sexual sports myself. :D

Ukin, not only does our Lass, EJ have a fine pair of tits, but our lass' ass is mighty fine too. :p
 
I don't know.....

Actually, Ms Twisted does describe you rather accurately.


* ducks head and runs for cover *
 
Ya'll are crackin' me up! *lol*

Where else are you going to find bits 'o tits and gobbling? It's starting to sound like a cooking class! :D

Orwell,
I feel for you man! The kids turn into alien beings when they hit their teens for God only knows what reason! I DO NOT envy you one bit! Just remember to keep your sense of humor about you and you'll be fine! (and they may live through it too!) :D :rolleyes:

Hey! As long as naked is the word of the day... can I play too? :devil:
 
Re: I don't know.....

Lance Hardrock said:
Actually, Ms Twisted does describe you rather accurately.


* ducks head and runs for cover *


Oh vewwy funny! I'm not really all that twisted.... a bit warped maybe... but it's all in good fun, no? :p
 
1stTwistedSistr said:
Ya'll are crackin' me up! *lol*

Where else are you going to find bits 'o tits and gobbling? It's starting to sound like a cooking class! :D

Orwell,
I feel for you man! The kids turn into alien beings when they hit their teens for God only knows what reason! I DO NOT envy you one bit! Just remember to keep your sense of humor about you and you'll be fine! (and they may live through it too!) :D :rolleyes:

Hey! As long as naked is the word of the day... can I play too? :devil:

For Crying Out Loud (Meatloaf)....I see yet another fine specimen of a tit...damn..I am certainly getting my tit fill today...Cherrie? Where's the other one? I wanna see if they are both as suckable and fondable (I know they will be..but I just wanna look at them lol).

ladies....you are ALL wonderful to us guys...THANK you very, very much...OH..btw I do love tits lol
 
Broke my nose

1stTwistedSistr said:
Ya'll are crackin' me up! *lol*

Hey! As long as naked is the word of the day... can I play too? :devil:


Wow Oh Warped One, what an av. Of course, I forgot myself and almost broke my nose when I tried to suck your nipple. :p :p :p
 
Re: Broke my nose

Lance Hardrock said:



Wow Oh Warped One, what an av. Of course, I forgot myself and almost broke my nose when I tried to suck your nipple. :p :p :p


Careful now... how the hell would you explain that one? *lmao*


Cherrie? Where's the other one?

Why Ukin, it's on the other side of my chest right where it belongs! *lol*
 
LOL and WOW

1stTwistedSistr said:



Careful now... how the hell would you explain that one? *lmao*




Why Ukin, it's on the other side of my chest right where it belongs! *lol*


OH MY GOD. I know I've seen that pic before, Cherrie, but it looks awesome every single time. now my nose is broken and my computer screen too.


PS just kidding. I only got cum on my computer screen. :D
 
Re: LOL and WOW

Lance Hardrock said:



OH MY GOD. I know I've seen that pic before, Cherrie, but it looks awesome every single time. now my nose is broken and my computer screen too.


PS just kidding. I only got cum on my computer screen. :D

Well, you'd better clean it up quick! I just saw your boss heading your direction! :D :eek: :kiss:
 
Re: Re: Broke my nose

1stTwistedSistr said:


Why Ukin, it's on the other side of my chest right where it belongs! *lol*

Damn...Now I am doing a Lance....but my aim is better ;) A pearl necklace suits you Cherrie:D
 
Yeah! Cherrie is playing the "naked Californian" too!! LOL


That's what I love about our thread here....we all play together so nicely. :)
 
enjoyingitall said:
Yeah! Cherrie is playing the "naked Californian" too!! LOL


That's what I love about our thread here....we all play together so nicely. :)


That's cuz Cherrie is being a naked Californian today! And yes, we do don't we! :devil: :p :D
 
Ukin said:


Ohhhhh Gooodie....I am the first then ;)

EJ? Give us a gobble lass....;):devil: :kiss:


LMAO Ukin..I'm quite sure I wouldn't be able to give a gobble because I'd be laughing wayyyyyyyyyy to much at the verbage.

Man..all I can hear now are turkey calls. My hubby sure is gonna wonder why I'm laughing next time he gets a bj..:)
 
1stTwistedSistr said:



That's cuz Cherrie is being a naked Californian today! And yes, we do don't we! :devil: :p :D

Are you saying you were naked all day? Now, that's a great way to spend a day!
 
enjoyingitall said:



LMAO Ukin..I'm quite sure I wouldn't be able to give a gobble because I'd be laughing wayyyyyyyyyy to much at the verbage.

Man..all I can hear now are turkey calls. My hubby sure is gonna wonder why I'm laughing next time he gets a bj..:)

Chuckling..at least you said Verbage and not inchage!

I bet nect time you are about to take him in your mouth...the sight of a turkey will be in your mind hahahaha
 
enjoyingitall said:


Are you saying you were naked all day? Now, that's a great way to spend a day!


Yep! I was home alone and didn't feel like getting dressed so I lounged around all day au naturale! (or however you spell that...) :D :devil:
 
1stTwistedSistr said:



Yep! I was home alone and didn't feel like getting dressed so I lounged around all day au naturale! (or however you spell that...) :D :devil:


Who cares how you spell it..lol....just do it ;)
 
enjoyingitall said:


Oh well..I suppose the Giants will have to show up to take the loss. :)

Hiya Orwell..hope you're doing well.

Good morning. Today's another day. Perhaps the Braves can seek redemption. :D If they have to come out to S.F. down 2-0, they're in serious trouble.

Where does the Brave's loyalty come from? Are you a Georgia Belle? I actually lived in Georgia around '68-'69, but I'm a homer all the way ... Giants, 49ers, and Sharks.

Have a great day...
 
1stTwistedSistr said:



That would be Cherrie to you Mr.Orwell84 :p :D

Well, good morning then Cherrie. I hope you have a fine day. To borrow from a local radio personality, Mr. Orwell84 is my father. I'm just plain Orwell, or O84, though I've been called much worse. ;)
 
1stTwistedSistr said:
Ya'll are crackin' me up! *lol*

Orwell,
I feel for you man! The kids turn into alien beings when they hit their teens for God only knows what reason! I DO NOT envy you one bit! Just remember to keep your sense of humor about you and you'll be fine! (and they may live through it too!) :D :rolleyes:


I forgot to mention they're both girls. I'm in seriuos trouble. :eek: :( :confused: :mad: :D
 
Looks like I missed out on "Nude In California" day yesterday. Since I have another hour before folks start showing up in the office, I'm just gonna strip down and enjoy an hour in the buff before putting the "uniform" back on this morning. :eek: :eek: :eek:

See you all later... ;)
 
Good morning

mmmmm, the idea of Cherrie naked in her house, sure makes my day. I love being naked myself, but unfortunately, they frown on that here at work. :D


So how about we all just play nice together?

PS Ukin, nice tan you have going there in your av.
 
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