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enjoyingitall
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Hey Ukin..just wanted to pop in and wish you a Happy, Horny Friday tomorrow.. 
Cherrie..that's my fav av of yours..your face looks so blissful there.
Cherrie..that's my fav av of yours..your face looks so blissful there.
enjoyingitall said:Hey Ukin..just wanted to pop in and wish you a Happy, Horny Friday tomorrow..
Cherrie..that's my fav av of yours..your face looks so blissful there.
Awww...that was so sweet...makes me smile. Thank you EJ (But I still want to suck your nipples
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enjoyingitall said:Hey Ukin..just wanted to pop in and wish you a Happy, Horny Friday tomorrow..
Cherrie..that's my fav av of yours..your face looks so blissful there.
Thanks E! Allan had written something that had me blushing furiously and wanted to see what I looked like when I turned red, so I took the pic... *cry*
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Good Morning and Happy Friday Ukin, Lance, EJ, Cherrie, Missy, and all the other California homies who pop in and out of here.
Did anyone read or hear the news story about some allegedly scientific study that was done to find "the world's funniest joke." The winner supposedly went something like this:
A group of hunters were out in the woods when one of them suddenly keeled over. So one of the hunters hurriedly grabbed his cell phone and called the emergency dispatch number. When the operator answered, he said, "I think my freind is dead. What should I do!" In a very calm voice the operator said, "Don't worry, everything will be ok. First, let's make sure your friend is dead." There was a brief pause, and then the operator heard the loud sound of a gun shot ...
Are you kidding me? That's the world's funniest joke?
Did anyone read or hear the news story about some allegedly scientific study that was done to find "the world's funniest joke." The winner supposedly went something like this:
A group of hunters were out in the woods when one of them suddenly keeled over. So one of the hunters hurriedly grabbed his cell phone and called the emergency dispatch number. When the operator answered, he said, "I think my freind is dead. What should I do!" In a very calm voice the operator said, "Don't worry, everything will be ok. First, let's make sure your friend is dead." There was a brief pause, and then the operator heard the loud sound of a gun shot ...
Are you kidding me? That's the world's funniest joke?
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TGIF
G'Morning
Happy Friday everyone, Ukin, Lance, Cherrie, Ej, Orwell, I hope you all have a great Friday and a better Weekend. lol Orwell me thinks they need a new person judging jokes, sheesh !!!
Lance and Ukin, I wanted to tell you Both, I just love those Butt shots, nice and tight they would look Great in a nice Pair of Wranglers as well. See Im a country girl !! LOL
Busy weekend here, moving into a new office uggg I hate moving what a pain !! Well Im stalling long enuff, better get with the program, take care everyone, Have a Good one...muahhhhhh !!!
P.S. I'm getting there Lance
G'Morning
Happy Friday everyone, Ukin, Lance, Cherrie, Ej, Orwell, I hope you all have a great Friday and a better Weekend. lol Orwell me thinks they need a new person judging jokes, sheesh !!!
Lance and Ukin, I wanted to tell you Both, I just love those Butt shots, nice and tight they would look Great in a nice Pair of Wranglers as well. See Im a country girl !! LOL
Busy weekend here, moving into a new office uggg I hate moving what a pain !! Well Im stalling long enuff, better get with the program, take care everyone, Have a Good one...muahhhhhh !!!
P.S. I'm getting there Lance
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Re: TGIF
Morning Missy. Enjoy yourself, and don't hurt yourself moving.
Since Lance isn't here yet, only 16 more posts to go, so there's hope you'll get there before Christmas, and if you work really hard at it, maybe before Halloween.
Missy52 said:
Morning Missy. Enjoy yourself, and don't hurt yourself moving.
Since Lance isn't here yet, only 16 more posts to go, so there's hope you'll get there before Christmas, and if you work really hard at it, maybe before Halloween.
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Good morning Cali Folks
Wow, miss a little, miss a lot. Dayum, wish I could get on here in the evenings, but alas that's not going to happen. <sigh>
But I have the fun of seeing all of you each morning.
Okay, first EJ, I don't know about being a fan of the Braves or Falcons, but I'm certainly a fan of your nipples. <a kiss for each>
Cherrie: <for each of your nipples as well>
Ukin ole buddy: LOL@tittage. Is that a Brit Term? I don't know, but I love it. It ranks right up there with bits o'tits (which reminds me of bac o'bits for some reason)
Missy, honey: Yes, that's my butt in that pic. (J/K I wish.), but thank you so much. I'd love to see yours or any part of you, or even an av that you like. Only 16 more posts and you can have one. Make that 100 post by NEXT Friday, and I'll send you one of my stories guaranteed to produce multiple orgasms. So how's that for a deal?
Orwell: Can I partake in this horny weekend? I'm certainly horny. It's my state of being. For me to NOT be horny would be like a fish not swimming or a bird not flying. It's me. I'm fucking horny constantly. LOL.
Wow, miss a little, miss a lot. Dayum, wish I could get on here in the evenings, but alas that's not going to happen. <sigh>
But I have the fun of seeing all of you each morning.
Okay, first EJ, I don't know about being a fan of the Braves or Falcons, but I'm certainly a fan of your nipples.
<a kiss for each>Cherrie:
<for each of your nipples as well>Ukin ole buddy: LOL@tittage. Is that a Brit Term? I don't know, but I love it. It ranks right up there with bits o'tits (which reminds me of bac o'bits for some reason)
Missy, honey: Yes, that's my butt in that pic. (J/K I wish.), but thank you so much. I'd love to see yours or any part of you, or even an av that you like. Only 16 more posts and you can have one. Make that 100 post by NEXT Friday, and I'll send you one of my stories guaranteed to produce multiple orgasms. So how's that for a deal?
Orwell: Can I partake in this horny weekend? I'm certainly horny. It's my state of being. For me to NOT be horny would be like a fish not swimming or a bird not flying. It's me. I'm fucking horny constantly. LOL.
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Re: Good morning Cali Folks
Morning Lance. You and all the rest of the gang are invited to the First Annual Official Horny Weekend Celebration. Hmmm, does that make it an orgy? 
Lance Hardrock said:
Orwell: Can I partake in this horny weekend? I'm certainly horny. It's my state of being. For me to NOT be horny would be like a fish not swimming or a bird not flying. It's me. I'm fucking horny constantly. LOL.
Morning Lance. You and all the rest of the gang are invited to the First Annual Official Horny Weekend Celebration. Hmmm, does that make it an orgy?
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Sounds like a plan
I do love orgies. <just in case someone here didn't know that>
Oh, regarding that world's stupidest joke. I got that in my mailbox and read all of the jokes. NONE were even close to being funny I thought.
Orwell84 said:
Morning Lance. You and all the rest of the gang are invited to the First Annual Official Horny Weekend Celebration. Hmmm, does that make it an orgy?
I do love orgies.
<just in case someone here didn't know that>Oh, regarding that world's stupidest joke. I got that in my mailbox and read all of the jokes. NONE were even close to being funny I thought.
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Re: Re: Good morning Cali Folks
That's what happens when you get scientists picking out jokes... What sense of humor??? I don't seem to recall that they have one... anybody else?
Oooohhhh! An orgy? Just tell me when and where! *lol*
Orwell84 said:
Morning Lance. You and all the rest of the gang are invited to the First Annual Official Horny Weekend Celebration. Hmmm, does that make it an orgy?
That's what happens when you get scientists picking out jokes... What sense of humor??? I don't seem to recall that they have one... anybody else?
Oooohhhh! An orgy? Just tell me when and where! *lol*
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Re: Re: Re: Good morning Cali Folks
Alright, we're getting there. By my count only you, me, and Lance have said we're in, so technically that makes it a threesome hoping to work our way up to an orgy. Ukin, Missy, EJ, anyone else among the Cali group...?
1stTwistedSistr said:
Oooohhhh! An orgy? Just tell me when and where! *lol*
Alright, we're getting there. By my count only you, me, and Lance have said we're in, so technically that makes it a threesome hoping to work our way up to an orgy. Ukin, Missy, EJ, anyone else among the Cali group...?
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Good morning Cali Folks
I guess you type faster than I do. Fast hands...hmmmm. There's potential here.
It now sounds like at least a foursome, which raises the question, among other things (wink, wink), at what point we have enough participants to officially certify this as an orgy. Where are those Elias Sports Bureau people when you need them?
kallima said:
I guess you type faster than I do. Fast hands...hmmmm. There's potential here.
It now sounds like at least a foursome, which raises the question, among other things (wink, wink), at what point we have enough participants to officially certify this as an orgy. Where are those Elias Sports Bureau people when you need them?
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Oh it is so good to see a place for Californian's, I was beginning to think this site was populated entirely by people from the east coast. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
I'm in the Sac area at College. I'm up for anything so email me.
XXX's and OOO's
GreenEyedGodess
I'm in the Sac area at College. I'm up for anything so email me.
XXX's and OOO's
GreenEyedGodess
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Good morning Cali Folks
Who cares? *lol* Unless they plan on joining in...
Last I checked, a foursome was a mini-orgy!
*Cherrie waves*
Hi Kallima! Long time no see! (((hugs)))
Orwell84 said:
Who cares? *lol* Unless they plan on joining in...
Last I checked, a foursome was a mini-orgy!
*Cherrie waves*
Hi Kallima! Long time no see! (((hugs)))
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GreenEyedGodess said:
Welcum to our little corner of Lit. GEG! C'mon in and get to know us, we're a fun bunch!
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No complaints here. Any orgy is a good orgy. Didn't Will Rogers say he'd never met an orgy he didn't like, or something along those lines.
1stTwistedSistr said:
Who cares? *lol* Unless they plan on joining in...
Last I checked, a foursome was a mini-orgy!
No complaints here. Any orgy is a good orgy. Didn't Will Rogers say he'd never met an orgy he didn't like, or something along those lines.
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*lol*
Orwell84 said:
No complaints here. Any orgy is a good orgy.
*lol*
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Good morning Cali Folks
Kallima,
You always want to cum...
And there are any number of guys drooling to help
Including me...
kallima said:
Kallima,
You always want to cum...
And there are any number of guys drooling to help
Including me...
1stTwistedSistr
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Kallima...
Looks like you have something following you...
Looks like you have something following you...
Lance Hardrock
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KALLIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where you been honey? Get that cute little ass over here and have a seat. I'm sure I got a place for you to sit, somewhere around here.
Cherrie, anytime, anywhere and I'm UP for you.
GEG. Welcum. *rubs hands together* A virgin. I like that. Let me take you under my wing and train you.... err... protect you from the horny toads around here.
Orwell, Cherrie knows. She says 4, then it is 4 makes an orgy.
<ducks and runs>
Where you been honey? Get that cute little ass over here and have a seat. I'm sure I got a place for you to sit, somewhere around here.
Cherrie, anytime, anywhere and I'm UP for you.
GEG. Welcum. *rubs hands together* A virgin. I like that. Let me take you under my wing and train you.... err... protect you from the horny toads around here.
Orwell, Cherrie knows. She says 4, then it is 4 makes an orgy.
<ducks and runs>
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Ha ha ha! Yeah, something like that!
Orwell84 said:
No complaints here. Any orgy is a good orgy. Didn't Will Rogers say he'd never met an orgy he didn't like, or something along those lines.
Ha ha ha! Yeah, something like that!
