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[SensualMale]

Nice thighs too!

My New Year's Wishes for you all......

A year full of hope and promise and blessings of joy.
A year that finds you happy and healthy.
A year that brings you all the desires of your heart.



Thanks for the fun and the friendships in 2002.

Here's a toast to all of us for an incredible 2003.


Good Night, everyone.

Damn! You have a delicious pair of thighs and legs too!

 

[GLBDLT]

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[1stTwistedSistr]

I have no idea what everyone is doing it's been really quiet all over Lit today!

And yes, quiet is good sometimes!

 

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[ozme52]

Harley Riders Joke

for Ukin!


Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man, and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone
you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: Number one, there's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. Number two, it chatters constantly at high speeds. Number three, most of the
rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. Number four, the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial Super Computer, typed in a few words, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.

 

[Ukin]

Re: Harley Riders Joke

for Ukin!


Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man, and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone
you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: Number one, there's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. Number two, it chatters constantly at high speeds. Number three, most of the
rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. Number four, the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial Super Computer, typed in a few words, and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.

Hahahaha...very clever!! I liked that one.

 

[ozme52]

Here's to hoping the new year is better.

Same here to all.

I think 2002 was awesome and outstanding.....

.....so 2003 should ROCK!!!

 

[enjoyingitall]

Just a quick....HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all.

Hopefully, we'll all be well rested for Orgy Thursday tomorrow.

 

[ozme52]

Ukin, I too have a bottle or two of the bubbly.. and now I find out my date doesn't drink! Oh well, looks like I'll be toasting the New Year Alone~ But know I'll be thinking of you and lifting my glass in your direction! I'm happy to have met you also, and here's to meeting IRL come nicer weather!

The perky me is back... hadn't you noticed? *lol*

A New Years Kiss for ya... Muuuuuuwwaaah!

I just luv the perky U

 

[ozme52]

Re: Happy New Year Gang!

Here's wishing all those who frequent the California thread a happy, healthy, prosperous, and otherwise splendid New Year.

As one who was a newcomer to the thread this year, I would like to thank all the members who made me feel welcome, and who make this a fun, lighthearted place to visit, play, and pass the time.

May 2003 bring nothing but the best to all of you. Cheers...

Likewise from the Emerald City!!

Good to have met you all!

Some, more than others!!

 

[Ukin]

Just a quick....HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all.

Hopefully, we'll all be well rested for Orgy Thursday tomorrow.

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Hi sexy..Happy New Year

 

[enjoyingitall]

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Hi sexy..Happy New Year

Hey sweetie....Happy New Year to you too.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

I just luv the perky U

*giggling*

Thanks Ozman!

Truth to tell, I kinda like that me better too!

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Yessss it has been quite for sure. Their eyes must be all blood shot from last night and the screen hurts them lol So how ya doing sis?

I'm excellent! But shhhh.... I don't tell everyone that! *lol*

 

[sugarkisses]

Happy new year everyone.

 

[DrHike]

Doesn't look like anyone has been around for awhile. Sleep well Cali roomies and we'll see you in the morning.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Doesn't look like anyone has been around for awhile. Sleep well Cali roomies and we'll see you in the morning.

Some of us are just waiting around to see if others of us will show up!

 

[Ironman83]

*pokes his head in*
...don't tell me that didn't feel good.

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Ok, I won't!

j/k

Hey! I just noticed that I've been at Lit. for exactly 1 year today!

Whoo hoo!

 

[Nigel]

Ok, I won't!

j/k

Hey! I just noticed that I've been at Lit. for exactly 1 year today!

Whoo hoo!

Congratulations!! It wouldn't have been the same without you, Cherrie.....

Oh..and good morning, denizens of the Cali thread!

 

[1stTwistedSistr]

Prolly not! It would have stayed the respectable thread it started out as! *lol*

Hey stranger! We've missed you! Nice to see you stopping by again, Nigel!

 

[Nigel]

Prolly not! It would have stayed the respectable thread it started out as! *lol*

Hey stranger! We've missed you! Nice to see you stopping by again, Nigel!

Yeah, well...I was a little depressed over it being New Year's and having nobody to spank...I mean kiss at midnight....

You're right about the thread.....it's not so much a "directory" anymore, is it? I hardly think that it was all YOUR doing, hon....

Thanks for missing me. I've missed you all too!

 

[Orwell84]

Morning Cali peeps. Here we are with the first Orgy Thursday of 2003. Don't know about the rest of you, but for me the alleged holidays are over, and it's back to the same old routine of work, work, and more work. Geez, how I wish I could be the next lottery gazillionaire...

Have a good day gang.

Hugs, s, and a dozen s for the ladies...

^5s for the guys...

 

[enjoyingitall]

Good Morning, everyone.

Hope it's a good day for everyone.

Cherrie..it is good to see you feeling happy again..

Nigel..hey sweetie..glad to see you stop by...lol nice that you took my advice and didn't stay away so long between visits.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Hiya Orwell...couple of days left on my holiday..then back at it on Monday.

Hope your day goes well.