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EJ since the guys aren't doing their part I'll post a few for you to enjoy for your very own MM...
 
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Ooooooo..thanks Cherrie. :)

By the way, I just started a new pic thread..kind of play along...check it out when you have a chance and play.
 
enjoyingitall said:

ohmygodimgonnafuckingcum...care to define that one?

Hey EJ you're the teacher. In fact "ohmygodimgonnafuckingcum" is a compound word which I'll break into its distinct parts to define.

oh - an expression of surprise ("Oh, Missy you sure are wet!"),
or used to get someones attention ("Oh, Sugar could you
come over here and blow my flute").

my - first person ownership ("That's my cock you're sucking
Cherrie".) or an expression of surprise ("My, those are some
beautiful breasts EJ".)

god - the Supreme Being or creator (Dr Hike is a god among men).

I'm - (I am) first person assertion of existence ("I'm sure Ukin is
photographing his semi-erect cock as we speak").

gonna - (going to) slang for assertion of a future happening ("I'm
gonna have depraved sex with NG if I ever get to Texas".)

fucking - the act of sexual intercourse between two persons or
slang for an expression of surprise or enjoyment
("Is GEG ever fucking coming back?").

cum - to go along with, together or slang for orgasm ("I'd love to
cum all over Honey's gorgeous tits").


So if you put all of those together the definition of "ohmygodimgonnafuckingcum" is:
The act of getting your creator's attention to let (him,her,it) know that you will be having an orgasm caused by sexual intercourse (or manipulation if its Monday, or any day if you're Ukin).

Any questions?

this took a little while to compose
Sorry if I offend, or will offend or have in the past offended anyone, it was not intentional
 
Oh I do have one question........


Just what is it that makes you a god among men? Care to explain that one....a visual explanation would suffice....but since you are home now, words will do, too.
 
1stTwistedSistr said:
Heh heh! They don't call him Dr. for nothing EJ~

You know all Dr's have God complexes! :D

LOL you have a point there....

I was really just trying to get him to post some more of those yummy pics he put up the other day....lmao.
 
enjoyingitall said:
LOL you have a point there....

I was really just trying to get him to post some more of those yummy pics he put up the other day....lmao.

I hope he posts quickly because I have to leave a bit after 7... hehe
 
God like

God among men refers to the heightended spiritual and emotional side which if you compare it to men is not a real competitive event.

And you're right I'll have to pass on the photos this evening but I do need to take some new ones soon when I have the house to myself.

and how do you follow behind Cherrie's dick pics, didn't know she had it in her.
 
Re: God like

DrHike said:
God among men refers to the heightended spiritual and emotional side which if you compare it to men is not a real competitive event.

And you're right I'll have to pass on the photos this evening but I do need to take some new ones soon when I have the house to myself.


I'd say you're right in most cases about it not being a competitive event.....but then...now and again, a man comes along who proves that men can indeed have heightened spiritual and emotional sides to them....those are the good ones.


We'll be looking forward to your alone time and the pictures that come about as a result.
 
GLBDLT said:
ringgggggg EJ Customer Rep speaking - yessss need my balls checked to make sure in working order


Hmmmmm..checking for firmness.....
checking for smoothness.....
checking for fullness.........


Seems your balls are doing just fine, hon....but to be sure...it would take a closer, personal inspection ya know.
 
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