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[sugarkisses]

Ok it's time for practice so I have to go now. I'll have to check back on what I missed later. See you all.

 

[enjoyingitall]

cough cough pleaseeee check again just in case

LMAO..cough cough......this wasnt a proctology exam!

 

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[enjoyingitall]

lmao I knowwwwwwwwww but pleaseeee continue - gotta go get dictionary and look up that word lol

LOL....well see if it were a personal ball inspection, it would go something like this.......

Cupping your balls with one of my hands as I use the other hand to allow my nails to graze gingerly over and under.......circling ever so gently and tracing all those little tiny lines that ripple over them....
Checking, ofcourse for the smoothness at this point.....

perhaps that's enough checking...

 

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[enjoyingitall]

The firmness check would come next...Securely placing your balls in the palm of my hand, I would begin a squeezing motion..each time exerting just a bit more pressure than the last......this, naturally is to check for firmness which everyone knows is a sign of balls in perfectly good working order.

 

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[enjoyingitall]

ahhhh will need to get the 9 Iron and see about making a hole in one swift motion

Oh..wanna just play golf do ya?

Better wait for Ukin for that game....that's his sport..

 

[DrHike]

Enough

Knock it off you two, you're making my testicles hurt

bad vas experience

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: Enough

Knock it off you two, you're making my testicles hurt

bad vas experience

Sorry bout that.....Hmmm..that's a first.....never been told I made a guy's testicles hurt before.

 

[DrHike]

Brits and golf?

Oh..wanna just play golf do ya?

Better wait for Ukin for that game....that's his sport..

The Brits can't play golf, they choke when its on the line like ole Ms. Doubtfire (Colin Montgomery).

 

[DrHike]

Re: Re: Enough

Sorry bout that.....Hmmm..that's a first.....never been told I made a guy's testicles hurt before.

Try having unbridled sex before vasectomy has fully healed, believe me it hurts.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: Re: Re: Enough

Try having unbridled sex before vasectomy has fully healed, believe me it hurts.

Ummmm...you think you'd know better than to try that.

 

[Ukin]

Re: Brits and golf?

The Brits can't play golf, they choke when its on the line like ole Ms. Doubtfire (Colin Montgomery).

Mmmmm...just what was the score in the Ryder Cup? My memory fails me at the moment...but I do believe that we whupped your ass!!

 

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[enjoyingitall]

Re: Re: Brits and golf?

Mmmmm...just what was the score in the Ryder Cup? My memory fails me at the moment...but I do believe that we whupped your ass!!

See I knew that....and I knew that you'd be along any time now to defend the Brits......lol

hiya sweetie.....

 

[Ukin]

Re: Re: Re: Brits and golf?

evening ukin

Wotcha mate

 

[enjoyingitall]

golf nahhhhhhh just play on words to get into your pants hehhehe

Well......my balls exam was giving Dr H painful memories....not sure why my little joke was making him think of painful sex...but I wouldn't want to be the cause of his balls aching...

 

[DrHike]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Enough

Ummmm...you think you'd know better than to try that.

Often desire overcomes good sense when the little head is making the decision.

 

[Ukin]

Re: Re: Re: Brits and golf?

See I knew that....and I knew that you'd be along any time now to defend the Brits......lol

hiya sweetie.....

Hi sweetie

Course I have to defend the Homeland!

 

[enjoyingitall]

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Often desire overcomes good sense when the little head is making the decision.

I suppose.

 

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