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[DrHike]

Re: Re: Brits and golf?

Mmmmm...just what was the score in the Ryder Cup? My memory fails me at the moment...but I do believe that we whupped your ass!!

And how many Brits were on the Euro team? But they did kick our ass.

Next time we want to flush him out bring up the football (soccer to us) thing.

 

[DrHike]

Pain

Well......my balls exam was giving Dr H painful memories....not sure why my little joke was making him think of painful sex...but I wouldn't want to be the cause of his balls aching...

It was mostly EJs "squeezing a little harder than the time before" that caused the flashback.

 

[enjoyingitall]

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And how many Brits were on the Euro team? But they did kick our ass.

Next time we want to flush him out bring up the football (soccer to us) thing.

Flush him out? Oh......I hardly think I need to talk sports to do that.

Besides....I don't talk golf or soccer....lack of knowledge on my part and lack of interest, too.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Re: Pain

It was mostly EJs "squeezing a little harder than the time before" that caused the flashback.

Ah..I see..geeshhhhhh I didn't say I was gonna mush them between my hands or anything......lmao..just a nice firm squeeze.

 

[GLBDLT]

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[enjoyingitall]

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The sport you like is BRS

ok..I'll bite......BRS???

 

[GLBDLT]

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[enjoyingitall]

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BR = Bedroom S = Sex

Oh..well I'd have to add to that......


KFS

BYS

OTBS

ITSS

Just a few of my favorite "sports"

 

[GLBDLT]

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[Ukin]

Re: Re: Re: Brits and golf?

And how many Brits were on the Euro team? But they did kick our ass.

Next time we want to flush him out bring up the football (soccer to us) thing.

I think it was 7 out of the 12 (Don't forget, "Brits" come from Britain, which covers England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales)

If you need to flush me out..just tell me the Ej, Cherrie and Honey have posted their tit pics..that works.

 

[Ukin]

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Flush him out? Oh......I hardly think I need to talk sports to do that.

Besides....I don't talk golf or soccer....lack of knowledge on my part and lack of interest, too.

Nope...you don't..just yell out "Ukin..I am posting tit pics"

 

[enjoyingitall]

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ohhhh noooo now have homework - gotta figure them out

LOL yep..homework...have fun.

 

[enjoyingitall]

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Nope...you don't..just yell out "Ukin..I am posting tit pics"

lol..yep that would work!

Oh..I started a new picture thread for anyone who wants to play there....when you get a minute...check on it...it's the link in my sig line.

 

[DrHike]

Tit pics

Nope...you don't..just yell out "Ukin..I am posting tit pics"

well put and a good segue to Tittie Tuesday.

 

[GLBDLT]

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[Ukin]

Oh sweetie...I am having trouble with the presentation file...I can't seem to be able to sort it out..but I will. Maybe I need food first...

 

[Ukin]

lol..yep that would work!

Oh..I started a new picture thread for anyone who wants to play there....when you get a minute...check on it...it's the link in my sig line.

I have already been there lol

 

[GLBDLT]

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[enjoyingitall]

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Need a tutor got stuck on the K of first acroynm - nope cant spell either

You need to try harder, hon.

 

[naughtygirl]

Hey EJ you're the teacher. In fact "ohmygodimgonnafuckingcum" is a compound word which I'll break into its distinct parts to define.

oh - an expression of surprise ("Oh, Missy you sure are wet!"),
or used to get someones attention ("Oh, Sugar could you
come over here and blow my flute").

my - first person ownership ("That's my cock you're sucking
Cherrie".) or an expression of surprise ("My, those are some
beautiful breasts EJ".)

god - the Supreme Being or creator (Dr Hike is a god among men).

I'm - (I am) first person assertion of existence ("I'm sure Ukin is
photographing his semi-erect cock as we speak").

gonna - (going to) slang for assertion of a future happening ("I'm
gonna have depraved sex with NG if I ever get to Texas".)

fucking - the act of sexual intercourse between two persons or
slang for an expression of surprise or enjoyment
("Is GEG ever fucking coming back?").

cum - to go along with, together or slang for orgasm ("I'd love to
cum all over Honey's gorgeous tits").


So if you put all of those together the definition of "ohmygodimgonnafuckingcum" is:
The act of getting your creator's attention to let (him,her,it) know that you will be having an orgasm caused by sexual intercourse (or manipulation if its Monday, or any day if you're Ukin).

Any questions?

this took a little while to compose
Sorry if I offend, or will offend or have in the past offended anyone, it was not intentional

That better be a promise!

Good evening Cali folks....hope your evenings are going beautifully!

and um...I know Im not a true Cali resident...but um....I did do my part for Masturbation Monday....twice!

 

[DrHike]

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Need a tutor got stuck on the K of first acroynm - nope cant spell either

Try kinky
(you too NG)

 

[enjoyingitall]

Oh sweetie...I am having trouble with the presentation file...I can't seem to be able to sort it out..but I will. Maybe I need food first...

That's ok..whenever you can get to the presentation file will be fine. I'll look for it tomorrow.

Oh..and since you've already been to the new thread.....are you gonna play?

 

[enjoyingitall]

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Try kinky

Wrong.

 

[GLBDLT]

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[enjoyingitall]

That better be a promise!

Good evening Cali folks....hope your evenings are going beautifully!

and um...I know Im not a true Cali resident...but um....I did do my part for Masturbation Monday....twice!

Hey NG.....glad you did your part.....

good to see you.