Challenge: The perfect ten.

[Jennifer C]

don't forget
carpet bag ...

tricks we have
up tha sleeve



whips
cuffs
candles wax

mud pie
pushin'

splats
and laughs

water blasters
at the ready ~

This is gonna
get messy ~

 

[RhymeFairy]

water blasters
at the ready ~

This is gonna
get messy ~

water blasters
shooting
messy mud
mounting
cuffs flyin out
get'm ~

 

[Jennifer C]

water blasters
shooting
messy mud
mounting
cuffs flyin out
get'm ~

cuffs
came out
mud pie
thrown ~

Got him good!

 

[ruminator]

blast me back
into justified panic
of pleasure.

 

[RhymeFairy]

blast me back
into justified panic
of pleasure.

pleasuring you,
panic erased.
infinite possibilities,
come to
heavens gate ~

 

[Jennifer C]

wasn't
that alot
of fun ~

mud pies
and
water guns

 

[ruminator]

mud-slinging
that leaves
everyone dirtier
coming clean.

return my eyes
to the wet
clinging shirts

 

[RhymeFairy]

wasn't
that alot
of fun ~

mud pies
and
water guns

who cannot have fun
with mud pies
and water guns?



WooHooo ~

 

[ruminator]

who cannot have fun
with mud pies
and water guns?



WooHooo ~

You mean like This



or better yet, like This

 

[Guest]

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leaves me wondering
what was rumi's
forbidden
picture?

 

[ruminator]

Last edited...
leaves me wondering
what was rumi's
forbidden
picture?

nothing removed,
not a picture anyway.
I added the 2nd one.



how're you doing?

I got carried away after that surfing through mud-oil-jello wrestling pics

*whew*



edited to add...
I still owe an illustrated Nude Day poem for the challenge/contest I missed.

...I had to wait for all the hair to grow back.

 

[The Mutt]

Cleanliness
is next to
boring-
Give me
your dirty love...

 

[RhymeFairy]

Cleanliness
is next to
boring-
Give me
your dirty love...

mystified with the mystique
of multiple orgasms
I did receive



*grins

 

[Reltne]

Dirty Love

Cleanliness
is next to
boring-
Give me
your dirty love...

Dirty Love

Give me
Your dirty love
Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams

Give me
Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams

I don't need your sweet devotion
I don't want your cheap emotion
Just whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet
In your daddy's bottom drawer

Give me
Your dirty love
I don't believe you have ever seen
That book before

I don't need no consolation
I don't want your reservation
I only got one destination
An' that's your dirty love

Give me
Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do

Give me
Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
I'll just put you in a coma
With some dirty love

THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BITES!
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT!
(Snap it!)

F.Z.

 

[The Mutt]

I get so excited
when the poodle reacts,
in France.



Man do I miss FZ.

 

[Jennifer C]

Does Mr Right
really exsist?

Searching
for my
Mr Maybe...

 

[Jennifer C]

harbouring thoughts
that do no good
just pollutes
the mind.

 

[Guest]

4C2c

I wish him
ten perfect fingers
ten perfect toes
again.


​

 

[Jennifer C]

can't see what's
right infront of me

eye's wide shut... :

 

[RhymeFairy]

Does Mr Right
really exsist?

Searching
for my
Mr. Maybe...

Mr.Right
exist
take a walk
meet
at the crossroads ~


He is the one
smiling with life
handsome
strong
your everything ~

( I know it's 11, special message my friend)

watching covertly
sashay on by
wiggle your booty
he'll come ~


Kind
courteous
eyes that sizzle
he is
Your One ~


wish you happiness
beyond belief
courage to withstand
love that is eternal
my friend ~

( ok it's 14, sue me. Had to be said ~ ) lol

 

[Jennifer C]

Mr.Right
exist
take a walk
meet
at the crossroads ~


He is the one
smiling with life
handsome
strong
your everything ~

( I know it's 11, special message my friend)

watching covertly
sashay on by
wiggle your booty
he'll come ~


Kind
courteous
eyes that sizzle
he is
Your One ~


wish you happiness
beyond belief
courage to withstand
love that is eternal
my friend ~

( ok it's 14, sue me. Had to be said ~ ) lol

Thank you for that hun, <smiles sweetly at you>

You are a good friend and a great poet...

 

[Tzara]

Zen and Ice Cream

If you meet the Buddha
in a cone,

lick him.



just a riff on Reltne's Ice Cream Koan
thanks, bud

tz

 

[RhymeFairy]

wordy words
of worldly wisdom
sensually sinks silently
sliding west ...

 

[RhymeFairy]

soapy suds slide.
dripping down,
to Netherlands gate.
* splat *
Gotcha ~

 

[MRWIGGLEWORM]

cleanliness is next to godliness

cleanliness next to godliness.
soap suds
dripping
onto
heavens
gate

pearly gates
dripping with suds
there clean enough to eat