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Hello Cats Furry here live from what promises to be a watched event this year. Even if I'm the only one watching it. Today the match up begins between the competeing back stabers trying to get promoted to a job I never would be stable enough to get. Or atleast thats what my boss said. Fat bastard.
Any how I'm happy to be here seeing Nicholaa in a bikini in oil, hell I don't care if I have to see Chester in only his sorts. Some things are jsut worth it. So let this math up begi. Oh wait I have a special report it seems luxemberg was nuked by the U.S. and World War 3 is starting. But word war 4 is going to be right here in this room tonight.
Let the match begin!
Any how I'm happy to be here seeing Nicholaa in a bikini in oil, hell I don't care if I have to see Chester in only his sorts. Some things are jsut worth it. So let this math up begi. Oh wait I have a special report it seems luxemberg was nuked by the U.S. and World War 3 is starting. But word war 4 is going to be right here in this room tonight.
Let the match begin!
PsychedelicFuzz
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Chester Drawers here.
(wearing a red and silver rhinestoned robe a la Ric Flair)
This just in. Weapons inspectors in Luxembourg have concluded that the government officials there are huge fans of the band Biohazard, judging from the abundant amount of stickers in various chocolate manufacturing facilities.
*off camera* Tell that intern to deliver some of that oil to my dressing room.
(wearing a red and silver rhinestoned robe a la Ric Flair)
This just in. Weapons inspectors in Luxembourg have concluded that the government officials there are huge fans of the band Biohazard, judging from the abundant amount of stickers in various chocolate manufacturing facilities.
*off camera* Tell that intern to deliver some of that oil to my dressing room.
PsychedelicFuzz
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I want to send a message to all my little Chestermaniacs. Ummm...eat your vitamins and don't drink and operate heavy machinery and crap like that. Watcha gonna do when Chestermania runs wild on you. WOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!
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Oh chester I have something for you. *Hands him a lawsuite form.* Rick Flair has trade marked the WOOOooooo and has not given you consent to use it. Also the robe looks suspuiscly familar to the one that disapeared from his dressing room back in march of 2002.
PsychedelicFuzz
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This robe.
I can assure you I absolutely was not at an untelevised house show in march 2002, and did not chloroform a local police officer, take his uniform and sneak into Ric Flair's dressing room while he was giving an interview, and I resent anyone thinking the contrary. As for the lawsuit, it can't stop me, 'cause i'm a macho man, ooooooooohhh yeaahhhhh!!!
I can assure you I absolutely was not at an untelevised house show in march 2002, and did not chloroform a local police officer, take his uniform and sneak into Ric Flair's dressing room while he was giving an interview, and I resent anyone thinking the contrary. As for the lawsuit, it can't stop me, 'cause i'm a macho man, ooooooooohhh yeaahhhhh!!!
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*Pulls out anotehr form* They thought that might stop you, so I have a blank form here I just need to check the mocho man box and their. You ow anotehr million dollars. For your sake I hope you win because your going need the money to pay for this.
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Nicholaa
Sorry guys, was at a compitition- guess who the latest Miss Mudslinging American is? Second place missed the awards ceremony- she was still in surgery.
*giggles*
Oh- and the people of Luxomburg... ah hell who cares.
Cats Furry- I've a special question to ask of you *turns the full force of her blue gaze to the camera with a smile* Would you head my cheer section?
Sorry guys, was at a compitition- guess who the latest Miss Mudslinging American is? Second place missed the awards ceremony- she was still in surgery.
*giggles*
Oh- and the people of Luxomburg... ah hell who cares.
Cats Furry- I've a special question to ask of you *turns the full force of her blue gaze to the camera with a smile* Would you head my cheer section?
PsychedelicFuzz
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Another million.
Losers. Guess they don't smell what the fuzz is cookin'
As for the news, there was a battle or something, death, destruction, nerve gas, blah blah blah.
Losers. Guess they don't smell what the fuzz is cookin'
As for the news, there was a battle or something, death, destruction, nerve gas, blah blah blah.
DarkTalon
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Dan Talon walks up in a referee striped loonie jacket
" Dab talon Here and to night I Will be ythe gues ref for this event. Oh yea As soon as Chester Steps up We can Get Reeeeeeeeeedyyyyy Toooooo RummmmmmmmBllllllllllllllllllllllllllee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" Dab talon Here and to night I Will be ythe gues ref for this event. Oh yea As soon as Chester Steps up We can Get Reeeeeeeeeedyyyyy Toooooo RummmmmmmmBllllllllllllllllllllllllllee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PsychedelicFuzz
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Hahaha, that phrase is trademarked by Michael Buffer, now you owe a million dollars.
*casts off aforementioned robe to reveal a pair of lime green wrestling trunks with Fear the Fuzz written on the backside*
Now let's get it on!
*casts off aforementioned robe to reveal a pair of lime green wrestling trunks with Fear the Fuzz written on the backside*
Now let's get it on!
Vixandra
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Nicholaa
"There shall be no getting of it on!" she said with a laugh. "I shall smash you into this oil and use it to baste your body as I pound you into a meat patty for my supper! Muahahahahaha!" *flexes and jumps into the pit of oil*
"Come and get me!"
"There shall be no getting of it on!" she said with a laugh. "I shall smash you into this oil and use it to baste your body as I pound you into a meat patty for my supper! Muahahahahaha!" *flexes and jumps into the pit of oil*
"Come and get me!"
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chester
returns to consciousness first and flashes a wry smile as his hand begins to wander.
returns to consciousness first and flashes a wry smile as his hand begins to wander.
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Nichola
*with an icepack pressed to her head where she got bopped*
I shall accept this post as Co-Anchor. Though I make no promises as to how long I shall be content with that, Muahahaha!
In other news- Brisket Spears has been named the all time skankiest dresser in the history of the planet. Wow- she took the throne away from Stevie White the guy who played Urkle.
Your comments Chester?
*with an icepack pressed to her head where she got bopped*
I shall accept this post as Co-Anchor. Though I make no promises as to how long I shall be content with that, Muahahaha!
In other news- Brisket Spears has been named the all time skankiest dresser in the history of the planet. Wow- she took the throne away from Stevie White the guy who played Urkle.
Your comments Chester?
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*Speacil Report*
We interupt this news program to bring you this late breaking news Event.
Hello I'm Cats Furry. I am here where they have just finished the tapeing of the firt episode of Survivor 28 Remote Island Off the Coast of Hawaii. the location is set at a remote island off the coast of hawaii and will pit two teams togeatehr in similar style to what the founds are used to. How ever one team of seven have spent years training on this island before the other teams or any of the crew arived. This team already has 4 huts made of bambo and other meteirals salvaged from the ship they arived on the SS Minow.
The challanges have been revamped as well to include things like makeing radios out of coaconuts and trying to get off the island. The professor is thought likely to give the home team an increadable advantage.
I'm now interveiwsing the Producer of Survivor 28 Jack Daniels. So how long ago did you come up with this idea? 'Actully I did it about the day we got here.' "How were you able to arange this so quickly?" 'Well you see when we got her Giligans tribe had already been stranded for several decaides.' "And what type of people are they?" 'Well Giligan is whore or first mate or something. Skipper is a Sea Captin. Ginger is a movie star.' "Really name doesn't ring a bell." 'I supose its a chain of adult movies or something. Movieng on Mr. and Mrs Howle are millionares, not that that's speacil any more. The professor is a nut case, thinks it's possible to make an atomic weapon out of a coaconut. Lastly Mary Ann, she's cute. No clue what she does though. Any how we also may be saveing money if one of those seven win. Because instead of a million dollars there fighting for the chance to get home.' "Is it leagle for you not to bring them home? they are American Citizens arn't they?" 'No they've been out of the country to logn with out declearing residence.' "I see."
Well there you have it, this interesting story of reallity tv gone.... where ever it went.
We interupt this news program to bring you this late breaking news Event.
Hello I'm Cats Furry. I am here where they have just finished the tapeing of the firt episode of Survivor 28 Remote Island Off the Coast of Hawaii. the location is set at a remote island off the coast of hawaii and will pit two teams togeatehr in similar style to what the founds are used to. How ever one team of seven have spent years training on this island before the other teams or any of the crew arived. This team already has 4 huts made of bambo and other meteirals salvaged from the ship they arived on the SS Minow.
The challanges have been revamped as well to include things like makeing radios out of coaconuts and trying to get off the island. The professor is thought likely to give the home team an increadable advantage.
I'm now interveiwsing the Producer of Survivor 28 Jack Daniels. So how long ago did you come up with this idea? 'Actully I did it about the day we got here.' "How were you able to arange this so quickly?" 'Well you see when we got her Giligans tribe had already been stranded for several decaides.' "And what type of people are they?" 'Well Giligan is whore or first mate or something. Skipper is a Sea Captin. Ginger is a movie star.' "Really name doesn't ring a bell." 'I supose its a chain of adult movies or something. Movieng on Mr. and Mrs Howle are millionares, not that that's speacil any more. The professor is a nut case, thinks it's possible to make an atomic weapon out of a coaconut. Lastly Mary Ann, she's cute. No clue what she does though. Any how we also may be saveing money if one of those seven win. Because instead of a million dollars there fighting for the chance to get home.' "Is it leagle for you not to bring them home? they are American Citizens arn't they?" 'No they've been out of the country to logn with out declearing residence.' "I see."
Well there you have it, this interesting story of reallity tv gone.... where ever it went.
DarkTalon
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Dant tollon here Anthta was interesting Mister furry But in more in proten news I back Here at Chanel Lit news Back in My old head ancor spot siting here with my new Co-ancor Nickollaa . And as a reward Nikie You will be able to chose your own Uniform But pleas dont letus fans down . *Gives nickie a wink
PsychedelicFuzz
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This is chester drawers with a special report
*pulls off suit and toupee to reveal a long pony tail and a tie dyed t-shirt, replaces horn rimmed glasses with red-tinted John Lennon glasses.*
That is to say, this is the reporter formerly known as chester drawers.
Late breaking news, folks. In light of "The MAN's" continued efforts to keep me down, I've decided to reveal my true self. The establishment can't keep me quiet anymore man. From this day forward, I will be known only as Fuzzz (exactly 3 z's, no more, no less.) In other news, the imperialist war machine has slaughtered thousands of innocent canadians. I mean really folks, open your eyes. The MAN is out to get the canadians because the MAN can't play hockey and is trying to get rid of the competition. This is Fuzzz saying fight the power...
*pulls off suit and toupee to reveal a long pony tail and a tie dyed t-shirt, replaces horn rimmed glasses with red-tinted John Lennon glasses.*
That is to say, this is the reporter formerly known as chester drawers.
Late breaking news, folks. In light of "The MAN's" continued efforts to keep me down, I've decided to reveal my true self. The establishment can't keep me quiet anymore man. From this day forward, I will be known only as Fuzzz (exactly 3 z's, no more, no less.) In other news, the imperialist war machine has slaughtered thousands of innocent canadians. I mean really folks, open your eyes. The MAN is out to get the canadians because the MAN can't play hockey and is trying to get rid of the competition. This is Fuzzz saying fight the power...
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*Breaking news*
Hello this is the Black cat here, with an up to date reprot on the assaination of Fuz^3. *Wearing black mask*
As you can see it has actully not happened yet. *starts assembleing rifle.* The man will be quite please once this is over and done with. *Lines up the shot* All's I have to do is pull the trigger. *Squeezes triger* W'll miss you Fuz^3.
Hello this is the Black cat here, with an up to date reprot on the assaination of Fuz^3. *Wearing black mask*
As you can see it has actully not happened yet. *starts assembleing rifle.* The man will be quite please once this is over and done with. *Lines up the shot* All's I have to do is pull the trigger. *Squeezes triger* W'll miss you Fuz^3.
PsychedelicFuzz
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*falls backward in mock pain and then stands up and laughs*
Cats...You fail to see that I've transcended your petty violence. By being relaxed and expanding my mind I've learned that Karma is inescapable, and by accepting it and understanding it, i've become liberated from your petty violence.
*Removes slug from tie dyed bullet-proof vest*
Here, take this and maybe you'll get it.
*Offers cats a small blue pill*
Cats...You fail to see that I've transcended your petty violence. By being relaxed and expanding my mind I've learned that Karma is inescapable, and by accepting it and understanding it, i've become liberated from your petty violence.
*Removes slug from tie dyed bullet-proof vest*
Here, take this and maybe you'll get it.
*Offers cats a small blue pill*
