Cock Map

[hotwords229_A]

ITALY: Some people see a boot, others a great big cock.

 

[default24]

ITALY: Some people see a boot, others a great big cock.

I don't know, that's kind of stretching it a bit

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don't know, that's kind of stretching it a bit

Do you think it's all going to their head?

 

[numeniusa]

ITALY: Some people see a boot, others a great big cock.

That made me properly laugh

An actual cock map.

*runs off to find a similar gif of the Mull of Kintyre*

 

[numeniusa]

Hmm. Disappointing.

The old story about it being used for film classification is on Wikipedia:

And I found some penis trees in Scotland

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hmm. Disappointing.

The old story about it being used for film classification is on Wikipedia[/URL

And I found some penis trees in Scotland

That's interesting about the Mull of Kintyre. I like how it can only be erect up to a certain angle and then it's offensive.

I also found a close up of the [URL="https://66.media.tumblr.com/dc3262b710f5f0e460fab00c439e216d/tumblr_pwdw8uA8dY1wyq49so1_540.jpg"]penis trees of Scotland for everyone's enjoyment.

 

[numeniusa]

That's interesting about the Mull of Kintyre. I like how it can only be erect up to a certain angle and then it's offensive.

I also found a close up of the penis trees of Scotland for everyone's enjoyment.

, and

I like the idea of the film classifiers attempting to assess the 'angle of the dangle' to see whether it's more or less than a Scottish peninsula. I'm picturing a special 'penis protractor'...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Map - Noway and then a closer look..

Much closer view...of "Troll Penis" formation in Norway

 

[hotwords229_A]

, and

I like the idea of the film classifiers attempting to assess the 'angle of the dangle' to see whether it's more or less than a Scottish peninsula. I'm picturing a special 'penis protractor'...

Penis Protractor sounds like a sister thread to this one

 

[hotwords229_A]

Actually, the more I think about it (and I've spent far too much time already) the more I realize that, as guys, we are always talking about length and girth but almost no discussion about angle.

Could this be a hitherto unexplored resource for bragging rights?

 

[default24]

Actually, the more I think about it (and I've spent far too much time already) the more I realize that, as guys, we are always talking about length and girth but almost no discussion about angle.

Could this be a hitherto unexplored resource for bragging rights?

I hope not. I fucking hate my angle. I'm always jealous of those guys that have a slight contour upward. They hit the g spot no matter if they're hitting it from the front or back. Fucking cheaters.

 

[EdEc]

So that's where my prostate gland used to be. It was removed in June.

 

[AbsintheFather]

I hope not. I fucking hate my angle. I'm always jealous of those guys that have a slight contour upward. They hit the g spot no matter if they're hitting it from the front or back. Fucking cheaters.

I doesn't matter, just turn her on her side or whichever way works best. She'll appreciate it

 

[Suz_anne]

I think we need photos of all y'alls angles for scientific study, please. And thank you in advance for your speedy attention to this matter.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think we need photos of all y'alls angles for scientific study, please. And thank you in advance for your speedy attention to this matter.

I suddenly have the desire to buy a protractor for the first time in my life.
I am now curious what my angle is

 

[default24]

I doesn't matter, just turn her on her side or whichever way works best. She'll appreciate it

This is sound advice. I hope every woman I'm ever with likes to lie on her left side

I suddenly have the desire to buy a protractor for the first time in my life.
I am now curious what my angle is

You don't have a drawer full of protractors? I feel like there's probably an app for this

 

[default24]

I think we need photos of all y'alls angles for scientific study, please. And thank you in advance for your speedy attention to this matter.

I think you need to be careful what you wish for. Might end up seeing a like a corkscrew dick or something

 

[Suz_anne]

I suddenly have the desire to buy a protractor for the first time in my life.
I am now curious what my angle is

Me, tooooooooooo!

I think you need to be careful what you wish for. Might end up seeing a like a corkscrew dick or something

*sigh* Wouldn't that be the bestest, most amazing thing?

 

[hotwords229_A]

You don't have a drawer full of protractors? I feel like there's probably an app for this

Turns out there is an app for that. Looks like I'm taking a trip to the app store tomorrow.

In the meantime, I found an article on how to use your cock as a sundial, should the need ever arise.

http://www.magicbluepill.com/hax/sundial.html

 

[default24]

*sigh* Wouldn't that be the bestest, most amazing thing?

Have I got a surprise for you. It's about ducks though...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Me, tooooooooooo!

Be careful, this can go both ways. I'm sure there is also intense curiosity about the angle of nipples. I know I want to know

 

[Suz_anne]

Have I got a surprise for you. It's about ducks though...

And pigs. I already heard about those crazy dicks.

I'll settle for dick angles, please.

Be careful, this can go both ways. I'm sure there is also intense curiosity about the angle of nipples. I know I want to know

My nipples hit no g-spots. They're not that big.

 

[hotwords229_A]

My nipples hit no g-spots. They're not that big.

I disagree. Nipples affect my g-spot AND my angle

 

[hotwords229_A]

I get a C on all three

 

[default24]

I get a C on all three

You're one of those lucky bastards. I've got a DBA thing going on. I fully believe that the B comes from me left handed and some 20 years of... well you know