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[aussiegeekygal]

King of the Texas Beltbuckle (you’ll have to look that one up).

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ha! Exactly. I never understood the physics. Do Texans have unusual testicle talents?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ha! Exactly. I never understood the physics. Do Texans have unusual testicle talents?

It's the heat?

 

[hotwords229_A]

It's the heat?

That, or everything really is bigger in Texas.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That, or everything really is bigger in Texas.

Remember, I lived there for a few years.
It really isn't.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Remember, I lived there for a few years.
It really isn't.

Hmm. I lived in Florida for a few years and my balls were dragging on the ground sometimes it was so hot! Glad to be back in the cooler climates.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hmm. I lived in Florida for a few years and my balls were dragging on the ground sometimes it was so hot! Glad to be back in the cooler climates.

It's virtually impossible to cuddle in Florida.
You definitely made the right call.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have a hard time buying this one. Butts are amazing, but they don’t outrank boobs--no way!

I wonder if Pornhub came up with these results based on searches. More butt sex searches than titty fuck searches? I would buy that.

 

[default24]

I have a hard time buying this one. Butts are amazing, but they don’t outrank boobs--no way!

I respectfully disagree with your ASSessment. Boobs are incredible, they deserve to be lauded, praised, fondled, admired, monumentalized. But butts? Butts make the world go around. You would die without a butt. That's just science. HW I know you're a fan of fucking things. You can fuck butts. Can you fuck boobs? Not always! Case closed.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I respectfully disagree with your ASSessment. Boobs are incredible, they deserve to be lauded, praised, fondled, admired, monumentalized. But butts? Butts make the world go around. You would die without a butt. That's just science. HW I know you're a fan of fucking things. You can fuck butts. Can you fuck boobs? Not always! Case closed.

I may die without a butt, but I would not have lived through infancy with a boob (Formula not withstanding). I certainly agree with all your points, but I’m still struggling with it. No, you can’t always fuck boobs, but you can fuck onto them.

It’s a real cumundrum. But we can always compromise, you take the back and I’ll take the front. Now the only question is . . . Who is in the middle?

 

[fsa52]

Well, it would suck to live in Mississippi quite apart from any issue like this

Yes, it damn well does!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm with default

Guys do like that anal

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Take me to the holy land!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm with default

Guys do like that anal

Hmmm. Why are you assuming all those Anal Pornhub searches are guys?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hmmm. Why are you assuming all those Anal Pornhub searches are guys?

Absolutely not

Deletes browser history

 

[Endless_Night]

Remember, I lived there for a few years.
It really isn't.

Hey, now!

The hats are bigger.

 

[Endless_Night]

I have a hard time buying this one. Butts are amazing, but they don’t outrank boobs--no way!

I wonder if Pornhub came up with these results based on searches. More butt sex searches than titty fuck searches? I would buy that.

Hmmm. I don't know that I consider my bottom my best secondary sexual characteristic.

*throws back of hand to forehead*

Woe. Is. Me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hey, now!

The hats are bigger.

And you know what they say about big hats

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hmmm. I don't know that I consider my bottom my best secondary sexual characteristic.

*throws back of hand to forehead*

Woe. Is. Me.

So you consider it your first? *note to self*.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

And you know what they say about big hats

Enlighten me?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Enlighten me?

Big, thick heads

 

[Endless_Night]

So you consider it your first? *note to self*.

Now see, that's the beauty of the internet!


You can take things any way you want.

 

[Endless_Night]

Ummm….

That did not go where I was expecting.

And you know what they say about big hats

Enlighten me?

Big, thick heads

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Adds Getting Moist in Finland to my bucket list

 

[hotwords229_A]

I know the River Styx is in the Underworld, but I never realized the River Dyx was in Finland!

I wonder if there are lots of fish swimming up that stream toward that little snatch of green.