Cock Map

[Endless_Night]

These *self reported* stats always give me fits.

How is it possible for Papua New Guinea and Indonesia to be this divergent in the stats? (5.3 length and 4.4 girth versus 4.6 length and 4.6 girth.)

It is. The same. Island.

I don’t care what kind of natural selection is happening.

What can possibly be going on with Ecuador? Nearly 25% larger than average!

Questions. Like….

Do they have a special holiday?
Do they charge admission?
Is it a sanctuary for extra large appendages?

 

[default24]

That is a cool site.

I think we should only measure our cocks in cm, it makes us sound HUGE!

You know what, that's pretty goddamn brilliant

These *self reported* stats always give me fits.

How is it possible for Papua New Guinea and Indonesia to be this divergent in the stats? (5.3 length and 4.4 girth versus 4.6 length and 4.6 girth.)

It is. The same. Island.

I don’t care what kind of natural selection is happening.

What can possibly be going on with Ecuador? Nearly 25% larger than average!

Questions. Like….

Do they have a special holiday?
Do they charge admission?
Is it a sanctuary for extra large appendages?

Must be something in the acua
Orrrrrrrr it's got the largest % of liars per capita*

 

[AlpineFresco]

https://allsizesmatter.com/
I'd love this website if it wasn't in cm the whole damn time

Hah! What a fun site.
And... it's showing in both cm and in for me?

 

[default24]

Fuck me, it’s back.

I loved what you said before the comma in a very carnal way and then after the comma in an emotional way

 

[default24]

Hah! What a fun site.
And... it's showing in both cm and in for me?

Sooo I may have had a drink or two when I posted that. I obviously did not do my due diligence in discovering dick details there

 

[Endless_Night]

< Must be something in the acua
Orrrrrrrr it's got the largest % of liars per capita*

LOL, I looked at that and even googled, looking for a definition. It finally occurred to me that you meant aqua, not acua.

Got too excited about a possible new word.

Hah! What a fun site.
And... it's showing in both cm and in for me?

Meee tooo.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

 

[default24]

That's about as accurate as it gets. And in a fun gif form!

 

[default24]

Russia? Really?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That's about as accurate as it gets. And in a fun gif form!

What can I say?
This gal knows her way around a cock

 

[VoraciousValue]

These *self reported* stats always give me fits.

How is it possible for Papua New Guinea and Indonesia to be this divergent in the stats? (5.3 length and 4.4 girth versus 4.6 length and 4.6 girth.)

It is. The same. Island.

I don’t care what kind of natural selection is happening.

What can possibly be going on with Ecuador? Nearly 25% larger than average!

Questions. Like….

Do they have a special holiday?
Do they charge admission?
Is it a sanctuary for extra large appendages?

South Americans seem to claim larger cocks on average than anyone, but that's also largely based on self-reported data, which is probably horribly inaccurate on this subject.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Russia? Really?

I've seen this map before, and I do question the validity of most of this. No scientific study (what few have been done) has ever claimed the average American woman was bigger than a C. Russian women are more beautiful in general than Americans think, but larger than a D cup, they definitely are not.

 

[default24]

South Americans seem to claim larger cocks on average than anyone, but that's also largely based on self-reported data, which is probably horribly inaccurate on this subject.

But WHY would anyone lie about that?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Did you just use beautiful and cup size synonymously?

I think you deserve this:

 

[VoraciousValue]

Did you just use beautiful and cup size synonymously?

I think you deserve this:

If you mean my comment, I actually did not. I was contrasting America's perceived beauty of Russian women (an incorrect perception, in my opinion) with the cup size for Russian women claimed by the map (which is impossible for a country that size).

 

[default24]

If you mean my comment, I actually did not. I was contrasting America's perceived beauty of Russian women (an incorrect perception, in my opinion) with the cup size for Russian women claimed by the map (which is impossible for a country that size).

I really like Irina Shayk, do I get some points?

 

[VoraciousValue]

I really like Irina Shayk, do I get some points?

Yes!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If you mean my comment, I actually did not. I was contrasting America's perceived beauty of Russian women (an incorrect perception, in my opinion) with the cup size for Russian women claimed by the map (which is impossible for a country that size).

Fascinating hypothesis. What does country size have to do with it? I'm missing some context me thinks

 

[VoraciousValue]

Fascinating hypothesis. What does country size have to do with it? I'm missing some context me think

Greater than D cup breasts are extremely rare everywhere. The average bra size of American women is roughly 36 C, and even with that, less than 1% of American women (estimated) have greater than D cup breasts. Russia doesn't have the same obesity rates as the U.S. (which is what brings up the U.S. average), and for a nation of 145 million people (like Russia) to have immense breasts on average would require some unfathomable genetic mutation that has never been seen.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Greater than D cup breasts are extremely rare everywhere. The average bra size of American women is roughly 36 C, and even with that, less than 1% of American women (estimated) have greater than D cup breasts. Russia doesn't have the same obesity rates as the U.S. (which is what brings up the U.S. average), and for a nation of 145 million people (like Russia) to have immense breasts on average would require some unfathomable genetic mutation that has never been seen.

Where are you getting this data?

I'm a sneaky D cup, but it certainly doesn't look that way. There are some HUGE boobies here in the states... I'm so curious to explore this one more for so many reasons.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Greater than D cup breasts are extremely rare everywhere. The average bra size of American women is roughly 36 C, and even with that, less than 1% of American women (estimated) have greater than D cup breasts. Russia doesn't have the same obesity rates as the U.S. (which is what brings up the U.S. average), and for a nation of 145 million people (like Russia) to have immense breasts on average would require some unfathomable genetic mutation that has never been seen.

Yes, but you’re forgetting the goldfish hypothesis: A goldfish will grow according to its surroundings. And since breasts are like goldfish, it follows that Russian breasts would grow bigger because they have more room to grow.

The more important point is that it is not the size of the boobies but the willingness to rub them on my face that matters.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yes, but you’re forgetting the goldfish hypothesis: A goldfish will grow according to its surroundings. And since breasts are like goldfish, it follows that Russian breasts would grow bigger because they have more room to grow.

The more important point is that it is not the size of the boobies but the willingness to rub them on my face that matters.

What does that say about Texans?

 

[hotwords229_A]

What does that say about Texans?

I’ve known a few Texans who didn’t mind rubbing their boobs in my face.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’ve known a few Texans who didn’t mind rubbing their boobs in my face.

@NRJLives ?

 

[hotwords229_A]

@NRJLives ?

King of the Texas Beltbuckle (you’ll have to look that one up).