Cock Map

[ydahecnot]

Balloons is the one I can’t figure out. What the hell is wrong with Virginia?

And I gotta move to Minnesota

 

[Endless_Night]

What is Sports Gear?


I mean, do I really want to know?


Probably not.

 

[ydahecnot]

There are a few states where I wish the answer were “autoerotic asphyxiation”

 

[ydahecnot]

What is Sports Gear?


I mean, do I really want to know?


Probably not.

Spankings with badminton rackets?

 

[hotwords229_A]

What is Sports Gear?


I mean, do I really want to know?


Probably not.

“Sports Gear”: The practice of extremely safe sex among two or more people.

 

[Guyblue82]

“Sports Gear”: The practice of extremely safe sex among two or more people.

Man, power rangers has really taken a new direction

 

[Endless_Night]

< pic snip >
“Sports Gear”: The practice of extremely safe sex among two or more people.

I….

I….can't tell if you are joking and I'm TOO AFRAID to google.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Man, power rangers has really taken a new direction

That, or a very unusual (and fortunate?) motorcycle accident.

I….

I….can't tell if you are joking and I'm TOO AFRAID to google.

You can never be too safe

 

[hotwords229_A]

How did they not design a fountain at the tip? Such a missed opportunity.

 

[ydahecnot]

It’s all deep end

 

[Uccellacci]

Something like this?

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

For size, this article offers a new guide.

https://bestlifeonline.com/penis-size-news/

 

[BongoGal]

For size, this article offers a new guide.

https://bestlifeonline.com/penis-size-news/

They looked at the lengths of the penises and noses of recently deceased adult men in Japan, ranging between the ages of 30 and 59. Penises were measured in a vertical, upright position to recreate an erection (a measurement called stretched penile length), and noses were measured from between the midpoint of the eyes down to the left or right side of the nose (whichever was longer). What they found was that "the average stretched penile length gradually increased in the longer nose size groups," leading the researchers to determine that the two measurements are "highly related."

For now, let's ignore the creepy fact that they are stretching and measuring the penises of recently dead dudes. What I want to know is if there is a strict correlation bewteen stretched flaccid penis length and normally erect penis length. Growers and showers are a real thing, right? If so, I think that growers are doomed to be shortchanged when measured by flaccid stretching methods.

 

[Your_Viking_Slave]

I find this thread very interesting...;-)

 

[ydahecnot]

They looked at the lengths of the penises and noses of recently deceased adult men in Japan, ranging between the ages of 30 and 59. Penises were measured in a vertical, upright position to recreate an erection (a measurement called stretched penile length), and noses were measured from between the midpoint of the eyes down to the left or right side of the nose (whichever was longer). What they found was that "the average stretched penile length gradually increased in the longer nose size groups," leading the researchers to determine that the two measurements are "highly related."

For now, let's ignore the creepy fact that they are stretching and measuring the penises of recently dead dudes. What I want to know is if there is a strict correlation bewteen stretched flaccid penis length and normally erect penis length. Growers and showers are a real thing, right? If so, I think that growers are doomed to be shortchanged when measured by flaccid stretching methods.

You’ve been in the education field too, um, long.

 

[hotwords229_A]

They looked at the lengths of the penises and noses of recently deceased adult men in Japan, ranging between the ages of 30 and 59. Penises were measured in a vertical, upright position to recreate an erection (a measurement called stretched penile length), and noses were measured from between the midpoint of the eyes down to the left or right side of the nose (whichever was longer). What they found was that "the average stretched penile length gradually increased in the longer nose size groups," leading the researchers to determine that the two measurements are "highly related."

For now, let's ignore the creepy fact that they are stretching and measuring the penises of recently dead dudes. What I want to know is if there is a strict correlation bewteen stretched flaccid penis length and normally erect penis length. Growers and showers are a real thing, right? If so, I think that growers are doomed to be shortchanged when measured by flaccid stretching methods.

I agree with your assessment. This doesn’t seem like it’s even close to science, plus my dick shrivels up when I’m cold, so if I’m dead . . .

I think when it comes to science it’s best to follow religion. So the equation would be as follows: if our dicks and noses are the same length, then God intended us to pick our noses with our dicks.

Now, I haven’t read the Bible, but I don’t remember hearing anything about that.

Case closed. (Smoke bomb)

 

[BongoGal]

If nose length correlates with penis length in Japanese men, then the Red Sox have a new pitcher named Hirokazu Sawakura who is probably packing a pocket monster.

 

[Artfan2]

They looked at the lengths of the penises and noses of recently deceased adult men in Japan, ranging between the ages of 30 and 59. Penises were measured in a vertical, upright position to recreate an erection (a measurement called stretched penile length), and noses were measured from between the midpoint of the eyes down to the left or right side of the nose (whichever was longer). What they found was that "the average stretched penile length gradually increased in the longer nose size groups," leading the researchers to determine that the two measurements are "highly related."

For now, let's ignore the creepy fact that they are stretching and measuring the penises of recently dead dudes. What I want to know is if there is a strict correlation bewteen stretched flaccid penis length and normally erect penis length. Growers and showers are a real thing, right? If so, I think that growers are doomed to be shortchanged when measured by flaccid stretching methods.

Just to cover all the bases, someone should conduct a study of non-dead, non-Japanese men to see if they get the same results.

 

[Endless_Night]

<pic snip>

How did they not design a fountain at the tip? Such a missed opportunity.

Dear Lord.

Could that…shape possibly have been deliberate? I mean….



Yikes.

Something like this?

<pic snip>

That is just all kinds of freaky.

 

[Endless_Night]

For size, this article offers a new guide.

https://bestlifeonline.com/penis-size-news/

So, so, so many questions.


-Why (by all that is holy) were they violating dead men?

-How does this shower vs grower question skew the results?

-Did the anesthetized Korean men know their...parts were being studied?

-I have both a small nose and a longer index finger….


Yeah, I know. That last one isn't a question, but somehow I feel targeted.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So, so, so many questions.


-Why (by all that is holy) were they violating dead men?

-How does this shower vs grower question skew the results?

-Did the anesthetized Korean men know their...parts were being studied?

-I have both a small nose and a longer index finger….


Yeah, I know. That last one isn't a question, but somehow I feel targeted.

I assume this is what happens when you donate your body to science. We all assume it is to harvest organs to save a life, but it is really just for penis stretching and playing practical jokes on the interns.

Also, I’ve never stretched it to see if it can reach full length while flaccid, but I think of it like a balloon—you can stretch it only so far while deflated, but it can become quite impressive once blown properly.

The article also says that nose/finger length “could” determine penis length, does that mean your dick grows last?

How come nobody ever talks about women noses, fingers, feet or hands in relation to breast size? Is it because we can clearly see what’s up? Whereas the dick is strategically hidden?

 

[ydahecnot]

And where does Pinocchio fit into this?

 

[hotwords229_A]

And where does Pinocchio fit into this?

If he’s lying he probably doesn’t fit in anywhere

 

[default24]

https://allsizesmatter.com/
I'd love this website if it wasn't in cm the whole damn time

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://allsizesmatter.com/
I'd love this website if it wasn't in cm the whole damn time

That is a cool site.

I think we should only measure our cocks in cm, it makes us sound HUGE!