hotwords229_A
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Cock Map
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Bbl87
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I hung on as long as I could.
Humorously timed use of the word hung.
You have to remove the nozzle attachment.
Apparently my reputation had not preceded me.
hotwords229_A
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I guess I haven’t come across (not cum across) your links, or I would know better!Apparently my reputation had not preceded me.
Bbl87
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That was totally the wrong emoji, but you quoted me before I changed it.I guess I haven’t come across (not cum across) your links, or I would know better!
Only was posted publicly for like 5 minutes once, so you didn't miss much. It just gets brought up at regular intervals in the Sex & Shenanigans thread. 
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5 minutes to stardom!That was totally the wrong emoji, but you quoted me before I changed it.
I like the Sex & Shenanigans crowd, they’re good people.
And they seem to appreciate a nice meaty cock.
LadyLascivious1
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It’s really one of your best qualities
That really should have come with a warning. @aussiegeekygal might still be bleaching her eyes from that one
Because your reactions are fanfuckingtasticWhy?
Why, oh, why, must you share these things.
LadyLascivious1
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This is the BEST sentence I have read in ages
Lolo xoI found a similar one that says the colors indicate the level of interest in incest porn or something like that. But that's not important right now.
You boys should just talk about cocks. Your own, others... what you like, what you don't, how you like to be touched, how you like others to touch you, etc...maybe posting some pics would be a good idea, too.
I'll just be over here...watching... (totally in a non-creepy way, I promise)
Thank goodness !!!You girls are such pervs.
Honestly.
Lord Pmann
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#NeverForget
Why?
Why, oh, why, must you share these things.
If you need a video link…
The shop vac of my youth had a perfect dick-sized nozzle. The one I used to make the video a few weeks back… I had to line it up first.
That really should have come with a warning. @aussiegeekygal might still be bleaching her eyes from that one
The warning was the fact that it was me sticking my dick in a vacuum. I felt like the video title was sufficient.
hotwords229_A
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That really should have come with a warning. @aussiegeekygal might still be bleaching her eyes from that one
It was the shock value that made it work. I really expected it to be a joke, then I saw your penis in a vacuum!
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It was the shock value that made it work. I really expected it to be a joke, then I saw your penis in a vacuum!
You’re welcome.
I’m really shocked people find it so unbelievable that, as a teen, someone stuck their dick in a vacuum. All the dumb things we do as guys and that’s the most unbelievable? I’m shocked more people haven’t done it. Or admitted to doing it.
@deefalttwunnyfor has a good story he’s hiding from us about his dick.
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It was worm sex. Worm sex!This is the BEST sentence I have read in ages
It may be a while before I get over this.
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Wait.
This was an old pic. You did this as a teen, took a pic, and saved it for posterity?
I should have waited to log in until after coffee.
(Also, I will never understand guys.
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Oh.I think she is flustered.
Dang it! You people confuse me to the point I can't even read properly.
Lord Pmann
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Oh.
Dang it! You people confuse me to the point I can't even read properly.
I didn’t mean to get you so completely worked up.
I originally stuck my dick in a vacuum some time back in my teen years. Let’s say I was 18 for sake of the site.
I’ve told the story on here before and it got brought up. Someone questioned whether I really stuck my dick in a vacuum. You know, questioning if it was just interwebs bravado to get the ladies to fall for me.
So, to prove my integrity, I stuck my dick in a vacuum, recorded it and uploaded it to the internet.
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I think she is flustered.
It’s hard for her to type with just one hand…
What is worm sex ?It was worm sex. Worm sex!
It may be a while before I get over this.
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Her left at that
deefalttwunnyfor
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I searched it too. 4 years since she's been gone nowI got all excited thinking Suz was back...
hotwords229_A
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We all need to do some kind of sacrificial incantation or something, probably involving our collective genitalia, to bring back Suz, Little Sister, Corbal, and so many others.
Next full moon? Who’s with me?
LadyLascivious1
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Exactly!I really expected it to be a joke, then I saw your penis in a vacuum!
