Cock Map

[aussiegeekygal]

We all need to do some kind of sacrificial incantation or something, probably involving our collective genitalia, to bring back Suz, Little Sister, Corbal, and so many others.

Next full moon? Who’s with me?

You don't need to ask me twice.
I nominate my vag as tribute.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It was the shock value that made it work. I really expected it to be a joke, then I saw your penis in a vacuum!

I've actually brought it up in therapy

 

[Endless_Night]

So, to prove my integrity, I stuck my dick in a vacuum, recorded it and uploaded it to the internet.

Not sayin the usage is incorrect, but integrity is not a word I necessarily expect to seen in sentences involving nether region appendages and vacuums.

It’s hard for her to type with just one hand…

Ha. Ha ha. Ha.

 

[Endless_Night]

We all need to do some kind of sacrificial incantation or something, probably involving our collective genitalia, to bring back Suz, Little Sister, Corbal, and so many others.

Next full moon? Who’s with me?

*raises hand*

I'll write the spell.

 

[Endless_Night]

I've actually brought it up in therapy

I need therapy just from the comments.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I've actually brought it up in therapy

Now I’m wondering how you described Lit to your therapist

 

[hotwords229_A]

Now I’m wondering how you described Lit to your therapist

This is an excellent point. I would love to hear how all of this must sound to an outsider who is paid (by you) to judge your life choices and ask how it made you feel when the self-proclaimed Lord of Lit Darlings stuck his dick in a vacuum cleaner.

It’s all very strange when I put it like that.

 

[Endless_Night]

Now I’m wondering how you described Lit to your therapist

The mind boggles.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Therapy & More Therapy

 

[hotwords229_A]

Therapy & More Therapy

“We both accidentally shared our genitals.”

This belongs on a T-shirt.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

“We both accidentally shared our genitals.”

This belongs on a T-shirt.

Don't tempt me.
I recently made another T-shirt based on a lit post

 

[LadyLascivious1]

…

The green shorts response is just perfect and I think sums up the Lit experience well. Like it’s not the blatant dick or kinky vacuum that stands out, but you really didn’t think that person was into earth tones

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Also, is this sex therapy, not just regular therapy?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Also, is this sex therapy, not just regular therapy?

I guess it would depend on how often you’re having sex.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The green shorts response is just perfect and I think sums up the Lit experience well. Like it’s not the blatant dick or kinky vacuum that stands out, but you really didn’t think that person was into earth tones

Right?? Just when you think you know a person...

Also, is this sex therapy, not just regular therapy?

It's both. I'm really exploring my mind as it relates to my sexuality. I've learnt so much about myself

 

[GhostOfFAS]

It's both. I'm really exploring my mind as it relates to my sexuality. I've learnt so much about myself

Me, as I try to decide how to specialize.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Me, as I try to decide how to specialize.

It may turn you off sex, FYI.
You hear about everything people get up to, warts and all.

I like a little mystery myself.. Even though I'm the most curious kitten I know

 

[Lord Pmann]

I've actually brought it up in therapy

This tracks.

Not sayin the usage is incorrect, but integrity is not a word I necessarily expect to seen in sentences involving nether region appendages and vacuums.


Ha. Ha ha. Ha.

Integrity is the proper word.

Now I’m wondering how you described Lit to your therapist

I haven’t listened to her audio, but I already know how this convo happened.

“Remember how I said I wasn’t feeling fulfilled in my life? Kids. Husband. Work. Career. None of it mattered. But finally, I feel fulfilled- I saw Oman put his cock in a vacuum.

One day about a month ago, I saw pmann online and he was being his normal, charming, clever self. I just got my bush demolished and I was smoother than dolphin pussy, so I posted a pic, with hopes he would see it. He did. But it doesn’t end there.

Some weeks later, this brave man posted a video of his cock in a vacuum to silence the haters. It was in that moment that I knew what true nirvana was. This screaming kids… this hippie commune… nothing compared to that feeling.

I no longer need therapy. I am hole.

Excuse me… Freudian slip. I am whole.”

 

[Lord Pmann]

The green shorts response is just perfect and I think sums up the Lit experience well. Like it’s not the blatant dick or kinky vacuum that stands out, but you really didn’t think that person was into earth tones

I feel like I need to post these shorts again in context of the entire outfit so you can understand this isn’t some kind of hippie earth tone bullshit.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I feel like I need to post these shorts again in context of the entire outfit so you can understand this isn’t some kind of hippie earth tone bullshit.

Please do. Because I thought you looked like you just got off a prison bus.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I feel like I need to post these shorts again in context of the entire outfit so you can understand this isn’t some kind of hippie earth tone bullshit.

I was imagining more 70s disco fever than 60s hippie. Avocado green to be exact. But that’s just jarring because of your vocal dislike of patchouli and bush. There are inconsistencies. See why it’s so confusing and traumatizing?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was imagining more 70s disco fever than 60s hippie. Avocado green to be exact. But that’s just jarring because of your vocal dislike of patchouli and bush. There are inconsistencies. See why it’s so confusing and traumatizing?!

I’d rather smell like dog poo than patchouli. At least someone might mistake me for a dog, which is likable. Hippies… not so much.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’d rather smell like dog poo than patchouli. At least someone might mistake me for a dog, which is likable. Hippies… not so much.

I pulled this one out of the archives just for you

 

[Lord Pmann]

I am so sorry this happened to your thread, default.

I’ll be talking to my therapist about this outfit. It makes me want to cut down trees.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am so sorry this happened to your thread, default.

I’ll be talking to my therapist about this outfit. It makes me want to cut down trees.

I have a chainsaw or five you can borrow