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[Lord Pmann]

I have a chainsaw or five you can borrow

First order of business would be chopping up that “outfit”. But it’s hard to kill evil.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

First order of business would be chopping up that “outfit”. But it’s hard to kill evil.

You just want to see me naked, don't you?

 

[Lord Pmann]

You just want to see me naked, don't you?

I’d prefer it to that outfit. I’d prefer never seeing again to that outfit.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’d prefer never seeing again to that outfit.

That can be arranged. I'll happily sacrifice your vision in order to keep wearing these comfy coveralls

 

[Lord Pmann]

That can be arranged. I'll happily sacrifice your vision in order to keep wearing these comfy coveralls

That’s visual terrorism and I’m reporting you to Department of Homeland Security.

“Shady immigrant dresses differently than I do and talks with a funny accent. Please arrest/deport her. She is up to no good.”

 

[Endless_Night]

“We both accidentally shared our genitals.”

This belongs on a T-shirt.

I am stuck on this.

Accidentally. Both of you.

How does this happen?


I mean, I probably don't really want to know, but . . . I do sorta want to know.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am stuck on this.

Accidentally. Both of you.

How does this happen?


I mean, I probably don't really want to know, but . . . I do sorta want to know.

You missed it??.

For shame

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I am stuck on this.

Accidentally. Both of you.

How does this happen?


I mean, I probably don't really want to know, but . . . I do sorta want to know.

You see a link and think it’s something funny…like hippy Aussie or Pmann sharing a jizz cartoon. Only this time it’s bare Aussie with a toy And actual vacuum fucking Pmann

You cannot unsee these things

 

[Lord Pmann]

You see a link and think it’s something funny…like hippy Aussie or Pmann sharing a jizz cartoon. Only this time it’s bare Aussie with a toy And actual vacuum fucking Pmann

You cannot unsee these things

Nor would you want to.

 

[Apisto42]

You missed it??.

For shame

Sigh. Me too. Perhaps it is better that I did. Really don’t need at least one of those visuals.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sigh. Me too. Perhaps it is better that I did. Really don’t need at least one of those visuals.

You don’t want to see Aussie with a toy?

To each his own!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I mean, I probably don't really want to know, but . . . I do sorta want to know.

Sigh. Me too. Perhaps it is better that I did. Really don’t need at least one of those visuals.

This is the video we discussed.

https://www.***********/scl/fi/6u1n...59-2.mp4?rlkey=4p4au6zoe6k1hu47umdevlffb&dl=0

I know Apisto will click on it because he's a perv.

But will Enny be able to resist?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This is the video we discussed.

https://www.***********/scl/fi/6u1n...59-2.mp4?rlkey=4p4au6zoe6k1hu47umdevlffb&dl=0

I know Apisto will click on it because he's a perv.

But will Enny be able to resist?

Peer pressure is a bitch

 

[Apisto42]

This is the video we discussed.

https://www.***********/scl/fi/6u1n...59-2.mp4?rlkey=4p4au6zoe6k1hu47umdevlffb&dl=0

I know Apisto will click on it because he's a perv.

But will Enny be able to resist?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I know you already did.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh, go on; do it!
I want to talk about the color of his shorts. They look like standard issue prison garb, right??

 

[Apisto42]

Oh, go on; do it!
I want to talk about the color of his shorts. They look like standard issue prison garb, right??

For you? I’ll watch. Plus I’m alone for a minute.

 

[Apisto42]

Dude, get some different colored shorts. That color isn’t good for anybody.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dude, get some different colored shorts. That color isn’t good for anybody.

See why I brought that up in therapy?!?!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This is the video we discussed.

https://www.***********/scl/fi/6u1n...59-2.mp4?rlkey=4p4au6zoe6k1hu47umdevlffb&dl=0

I know Apisto will click on it because he's a perv.

But will Enny be able to resist?

My whole life I've wondered if it would be worth it
Did you finish? It's tough to tell from the video

 

[Bbl87]

You missed it??.

For shame

You don’t want to see Aussie with a toy?

To each his own!

Goddammit. I miss all the good shit...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

My whole life I've wondered if it would be worth it
Did you finish? It's tough to tell from the video

It’s like we share a brain because I asked the same question

The answer is no. Apparently this vacuum is not optimally sized for little Pmann and the threat of getting stuck wasn’t worth it.

You’d really think with all the stupid extra vacuum attachments that no one ever uses, that there would be multiple dick sized ones to choose from

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Peer pressure is a bitch

Goddammit. I miss all the good shit...

Evidently so

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

The answer is no. Apparently this vacuum is not optimally sized for little Pmann and the threat of getting stuck wasn’t worth it.

Awwwww that's a shame

You’d really think with all the stupid extra vacuum attachments that no one ever uses, that there would be multiple dick sized ones to choose from

I can see it now. The new luber Hoover, for getting into all those tight places and wide open spaces

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My whole life I've wondered if it would be worth it
Did you finish? It's tough to tell from the video

You know there's this thing about science... You can experiment


*Scampers to get her safety goggles**