Cock Map

[Bbl87]

Evidently so

I fell for the emoji.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

You know there's this thing about science... You can experiment


*Scampers to get her safety goggles**

Yes! I am formally requesting a paired vacuum video, @deefalttwunnyfor

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yes! I am formally requesting a paired vacuum video, @deefalttwunnyfor

nooooooooooooooo fucking way

 

[LadyLascivious1]

nooooooooooooooo fucking way

Fine…you don’t need to wear the green shorts. Deal?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Fine…you don’t need to wear the green shorts. Deal?

You drive a hard bargain...

 

[Lord Pmann]

My whole life I've wondered if it would be worth it
Did you finish? It's tough to tell from the video

No. This vacuum is not conducive to fucking. The hose is too small. I got just the tip in there.

You need a bigger hose if you want to cum.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

nooooooooooooooo fucking way

What if I hold the camera?
Naked?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

No. This vacuum is not conducive to fucking. The hose is too small. I got just the tip in there.

I noticed that, it looked unfulfilling

You need a bigger hose if you want to cum.

Title of my autobiography

 

[Lord Pmann]

What’s so wrong with the green shorts??? I’m gonna post the whole outfit, fuckers.

I stick my dick in a vacuum and Apisto and Aussie are bitching about green shorts.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

What if I hold the camera?
Naked?

I'd rather you hold the vacuum, but I'm open to either

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'd rather you hold the vacuum, but I'm open to either

I'm in
How he can we make this happen?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

It would be nice to have another vacuum fucker around this place.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It would be nice to have another vacuum fucker around this place.

It's lonely at the top, huh?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm in
How he can we make this happen?!

It's really easy, you just have to fly halfway around the world with your favorite vacuum...

 

[Lord Pmann]

It's lonely at the top, huh?

I bleed red, just like you all do. I’m still human.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I bleed red, just like you all do. I’m still human.

Still put your pants on one leg at a time like us commonfolk? It's just that once the pants are on they get in the way of fucking those sexy vacuums

 

[Lord Pmann]

Still put your pants on one leg at a time like us commonfolk? It's just that once the pants are on they get in the way of fucking those sexy vacuums

Apparently I put on my ugly green shorts one leg at a time.

But you know what hurts the most? The person making fun of me proudly wears this outfit.

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/cock-map.1425706/page-82#post-98919942

It’s like someone with no feet making fun of my incredibly fashionable shoes.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

What if I hold the camera?
Naked?

I'd rather you hold the vacuum, but I'm open to either

I’m willing to lend another hand if needed. Like if your balls need to be supported

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m willing to lend another hand if needed. Like if your balls need to be supported

That's good thinking. Plus, we don't want them getting sucked up into the hose. I think.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

That's good thinking. Plus, we don't want them getting sucked up into the hose. I think.

Exactly. I’m only thinking of the paired video integrity, of course.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Exactly. I’m only thinking of the paired video integrity, of course.

Of course! I mean, we all are. Pleasure be damned, this is for science

 

[Apisto42]

That's good thinking. Plus, we don't want them getting sucked up into the hose. I think.

God damn, that made me clench up just thinking about it. No vacuum near my balls.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It's really easy, you just have to fly halfway around the world with your favorite vacuum...

You don't have to tell me twice

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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You don't have to tell me twice

I have a sudden urge to clean. Or be cleaned

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m willing to lend another hand if needed. Like if your balls need to be supported

Will you please get naked too?
(I just want to stare at your boobs)