Cock Talk

[LostHorizon]

Weirdly I was talking about this with my dad last night (the sheer variance of vulva and vaginal anatomy) after my sister bought a book called "Flip Through My Flaps"

The male version of this book is called “Rustle Through My Sacks”.

 

[SassySheDevil]

The Rubber Chicken




(P.S. it took me a long time of seeing this gif before I noticed the big “fake” meat hanging between his legs).

I hadn't noticed until I read this either.

Assuming there isn’t a reason to wear a prosthetic (he is supposed to be ridiculously endowed, or something) would you prefer an actor show his real penis in a movie rather than a fake dick?

I guess it depends on the movie/show. Only real example I can use is 50 shades. The books constantly describe him having this monster dick. (you know. That the virgin takes like a champ) So, he might need the prosthetic.
But I wish even books would stop thinking the only way women want cock is big. This is why some men are so insecure. For all the perfection that women are supposed to live up to, they ask a lot of men too. I personally don't want the huge dick that is so big it's rearranging my insides.

Would you be bothered by a real erection in an R-rated movie instead of the NC-17 that I think is required for hardons?

I'm not sure how I'd feel. I don't think it's needed. As much as I love dick. There is a time and place.

Would you prefer no penises in movies ever and let’s just keep the women doing the nude scenes like God intended?

Fair is fair. If you are showing her. You should show him.

How do you feel about the somewhat recent trend of exploiting the male body in entertainment?

I haven't really noticed a lot. I guess I'm watching the wrong things lol But I am suddenly picturing Rip on Yellowstone riding his horse with his cock bouncing around.

Do you prefer penis scenes to be non-erotic or erotic in “mainstream” movies? (Generally speaking) In other words, would you be more inclined to watch full frontal male comedy or full frontal male eroticism?

Again. It has to belong.

But what is "non-erotic" The guy running around just slapping his dick on his castmates??

 

[hotoldrguy]

I hadn't noticed until I read this either.

I guess it depends on the movie/show. Only real example I can use is 50 shades. The books constantly describe him having this monster dick. (you know. That the virgin takes like a champ) So, he might need the prosthetic.
But I wish even books would stop thinking the only way women want cock is big. This is why some men are so insecure. For all the perfection that women are supposed to live up to, they ask a lot of men too. I personally don't want the huge dick that is so big it's rearranging my insides.

I'm not sure how I'd feel. I don't think it's needed. As much as I love dick. There is a time and place.

Fair is fair. If you are showing her. You should show him.

I haven't really noticed a lot. I guess I'm watching the wrong things lol But I am suddenly picturing Rip on Yellowstone riding his horse with his cock bouncing around.

Again. It has to belong.

But what is "non-erotic" The guy running around just slapping his dick on his castmates??

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[MindYaBitness]

I try.

The only thing I don’t like about that site is it is split between aznude and aznudemen. Instead of just putting ALL nude scenes from a movie in one place.

At the same time, I understand it has to be separated because, as a man, I know that if we see another man’s penis we will immediately turn gay. It’s too risky.

We ladies have known for sometime that seeing good dick just makes you want more, very wise of you to be aware the dangers of dick!

 

[hotoldrguy]

We ladies have known for sometime that seeing good dick just makes you want more, very wise of you to be aware the dangers of dick!

and now for the definition of "good dick"

 

[MindYaBitness]

and now for the definition of "good dick"

The kind that appeals to you is different for everyone I'm with @SassySheDevil , giant dicks just look uncomfortable and I wish books/films would stop pushing the idea that every woman wants their cervix battered.

 

[Endless_Night]

@SassySheDevil and @Apisto42 both make a good point. The focus is so often on female objectification and issues that mens' inequities get buried. Masculine gender expectations, physical and behavioral, can be brutal.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Totally agree. Size is most definitely NOT everything.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I've heard of battered Mars Bars, but...

battered & deep fried, like the county fair?

But do men actually feel that bigger is better? And if so, why?

I wouldn't pretend to assume to know what goes through men's heads. However, I would surmise from porn that is largely geared toward men that they place some value on "bigger"

Is it just size comparison, pure and simple? A visible sign of masculinity? Or do men think bigger equates to more pleasurable?

please, gentlemen, enlighten us!

Have any men here experienced problems through being too big? How big is too big?

Quick straw poll for men: Do you think sex would be more pleasurable for you if you had 7" or 5"? And which would your partner prefer? Or...no practical difference?

This is largely going to be determined by the depth of your partners vagina. Just like all penises are unique, so are vaginas

 

[MindYaBitness]

Totally agree. Size is most definitely NOT everything.

Tongue skills are much more important, in my opinion. Don't send me a dick pic, send me a video of you tying a cherry stem in a knot with only your tongue!

 

[TXRafe]

battered & deep fried, like the county fair?

I wouldn't pretend to assume to know what goes through men's heads. However, I would surmise from porn that is largely geared toward men that they place some value on "bigger"

please, gentlemen, enlighten us!



This is largely going to be determined by the depth of your partners vagina. Just like all penises are unique, so are vaginas

ummm, i don't really know if bigger is better...i think it all comes down to the skill of the lover...i think "size queens" are more vocal about enjoying and appreciating size than women who would be hurt by it...i read somewhere that the avg female vagina is only like 3.5", but can vary from 2"-5" and then when aroused stretchs 4"-8"...so seeing as the avg male penis is 5"...most men shouldnt have a problem...of course girth, thickness, hardness, shape, all play a factor...some people just fit together. the variation is so fascinating though, from growers to showers to differences in erection size...i think if you can help a woman cum and she is enjoying herself and comes back for more...then youre probably ok and dont need to worry about it. im happy with slightly above avg, but it matters more to me if she is than i am.

 

[TXRafe]

Tongue skills are much more important, in my opinion. Don't send me a dick pic, send me a video of you tying a cherry stem in a knot with only your tongue!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Tongue skills are much more important, in my opinion. Don't send me a dick pic, send me a video of you tying a cherry stem in a knot with only your tongue!

Or dexterous finger work playing an instrument of your choosing

 

[MindYaBitness]

Or dexterous finger work playing an instrument of your choosing

May I put in a good word for sax & cello players. If memory serves, they were quite skilled

 

[TXRafe]

Or dexterous finger work playing an instrument of your choosing

May i put in a good work sax & cello players. If memory serves, then were quite skilled

never played an instrument...but is it good if a woman has you in her phone as magic fingers?

 

[MindYaBitness]

never played an instrument...but is it good if a woman has you in her phone as magic fingers?

I would cross stitch that onto.a pillow if I were you

 

[TXRafe]

I would cross stitch that onto.a pillow if I were you

i feel like unless you hear it from her/them...its a matter of less talk, more action...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

never played an instrument...but is it good if a woman has you in her phone as magic fingers?

 

[Endless_Night]

Or dexterous finger work playing an instrument of your choosing

Whoa.

That just opened up whole new worlds.

 

[Endless_Night]

Or dexterous finger work playing an instrument of your choosing.

Actually, I have to whoa that twice.

 

[TXRafe]

Actually, I have to whoa that twice.

so would he/she...

 

[Endless_Night]

so would he/she...

Oh!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Weirdly I was talking about this with my dad last night (the sheer variance of vulva and vaginal anatomy) after my sister bought a book called "Flip Through My Flaps"

That is one pricey book.

Quick straw poll for men: Do you think sex would be more pleasurable for you if you had 7" or 5"? And which would your partner prefer? Or...no practical difference?

I think it would probably be better if I was two inches longer. And as many have attested to before, just a little thicker. It would likely be better for my partner and would therefore increase my pleasure.

Unrelated note, being a wind instrumentalist had allowed me to develop a great ability to meter my own air intake and exhalation, which came in handy to require fewer pauses for more air.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Actually, I have to whoa that twice.

 

[Hypnobitch01]

A rarely discussed topic is which side of the inseam does a guy dress, left or right.

They are now few and far between, but a good tailor measuring you to tailor your new suit use to ask, "Do you dress left or right," and leave a little bit more cloth in that pant leg.

I dress left. I don't think that most guys decide I think for most it just happens, but my hypothesis is it mostly depends upon are you right handed or left handed and which hand you use to pull your cock out of your pants to pee and then put it back.

It is easier for me to reach left with my right hand than to reach straight down to my right inseam. As I said, a topic not frequently discussed.

Wait, you have to leave extra room for it!? I don’t know where I thought it would go but I had never considered that