Cock Talk

[Hypnobitch01]

Do you take care of your Morning Wood before getting out of bed?
Do you enjoy getting up and walking out to make breakfast with a nice stiffy?
Are you hard most mornings. When your alarm goes off, or more on weekends when you wake up naturally?
Ladies, do you play with or erections while we’re asleep?

I can answer the last one… yes

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Quick straw poll for men: Do you think sex would be more pleasurable for you if you had 7" or 5"?

I can attest to the former and it's real good.

And which would your partner prefer?

I've never had a complaint?

 

[Apisto42]

That is pricey!


ETA: Oh. Just realized that's AU.

So free?

But what is "non-erotic" The guy running around just slapping his dick on his castmates??

I’d watch that.

Totally agree. Size is most definitely NOT everything.

Lies! Lies! Lies! I’ve been told my whole life you must aspire to have a 10” dick minimum. Hit the gym slacker, grow that dick!

But do men actually feel that bigger is better? And if so, why?

No

Have any men here experienced problems through being too big? How big is too big?

I’m not the biggest I’ve ever seen, but yeah, there’s times it’s been a problem, especially if the partner was interested in anal.

Quick straw poll for men: Do you think sex would be more pleasurable for you if you had 7" or 5"? And which would your partner prefer? Or...no practical difference?

I think the size I am is right for me and most of the lovers I’ve been with.

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay. Weird post.

Sex work has come up a few times in the thread, so, article: The Stripper Index.

It's about how the health of the sex industry is an economic indicator. Interesting read.

/Weird Post

Sorry @hotwords229_A


Carry on.

 

[Apisto42]

Great article. I’d love to see the survey and methodology for collecting the data.

“No, I don’t want a lap dance, but if I give you $20, will you answer this 2 page financial questionnaire?”

“Hey baby, I don’t need a blowjob, but how much would charge to answer these 10 questions about your cash injection this week?”

“Bob, I’ve got the most of the data we needed but we’re out of funds and I think I broke my dick.”

 

[hotwords229_A]

All this talk about cock is a lot to swallow.

The Stripper Index is an interesting read, but then I started to wonder, do strippers take Apple Pay?
Can you use your iPhone to pay a stripper? Maybe on her Apple Watch?

Is this a new app entrepreneurial opportunity? Or does it already exist?

It’s been a while since I’ve been to a strip joint.

 

[Apisto42]

Apple Pay is probably preferred over loose change.

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[Endless_Night]

The Stripper Index is an interesting read, but then I started to wonder, do strippers take Apple Pay?
Can you use your iPhone to pay a stripper? Maybe on her Apple Watch?

Is this a new app entrepreneurial opportunity? Or does it already exist?

This sounds like what happens in every conversation we ever have.

I mean your brain diversifying into a thousand questions.

Not the how do strippers like to be paid.

It’s been a while since I’ve been to a strip joint.

Apple Pay is probably preferred over loose change.

 

[Mei5ter]

Unrelated note, being a wind instrumentalist had allowed me to develop a great ability to meter my own air intake and exhalation, which came in handy to require fewer pauses for more air.

Brass players too

Plus, they appreciate the need for lubrication when sliding between positions. Only one kind of 'bone comes with a spit valve, though.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not the how do strippers like to be paid.

I don’t think they care if they get paid. They do it for the art of the dance and because they really like me. So that was never in question.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Brass players too

Plus, they appreciate the need for lubrication when sliding between positions. Only one kind of 'bone comes with a spit valve, though.

I was the lead tromboner for many years.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I was the lead tromboner for many years.

And you’re not afraid to blow your own horn!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

And you’re not afraid to blow your own horn!

I can really work it back and forth too

 

[SassySheDevil]

This is getting steamy....

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This is getting steamy....

Only when it was really cold outside.

The problem with the trombone is there are only 7 positions

 

[SassySheDevil]

Only when it was really cold outside.

The problem with the trombone is there are only 7 positions

I'm okay with that.

 

[Lmizzler]

Only when it was really cold outside.

The problem with the trombone is there are only 7 positions

Just be really good at all of them!

 

[cactusjack0584]

1. But do men actually feel that bigger is better? And if so, why?

2. Is it just size comparison, pure and simple? A visible sign of masculinity? Or do men think bigger equates to more pleasurable?

3. Have any men here experienced problems through being too big? How big is too big?

4. Quick straw poll for men: Do you think sex would be more pleasurable for you if you had 7" or 5"? And which would your partner prefer? Or...no practical difference?

1. It is constantly perpetuated that a big dick is a thing to want. I have mixed feelings. Being a guy that is “below average” I have always felt that being “above average” is a thing to want to be

2. Again, it depends. Look at Greek sculptures. Ones that I can’t compare to physically except in the downstairs department. At some point there was a shift, and a bigger cock was a thing to have.

3. FUCK NO

4. Again as before, I’d rather be either average or above. 7 seems a bit much, but 6 or a little over, would probably make me feel less self conscious and might make sex more pleasurable

 

[SassySheDevil]

1. It is constantly perpetuated that a big dick is a thing to want. I have mixed feelings. Being a guy that is “below average” I have always felt that being “above average” is a thing to want to be

2. Again, it depends. Look at Greek sculptures. Ones that I can’t compare to physically except in the downstairs department. At some point there was a shift, and a bigger cock was a thing to have.

3. FUCK NO

4. Again as before, I’d rather be either average or above. 7 seems a bit much, but 6 or a little over, would probably make me feel less self conscious and might make sex more pleasurable

Got a curve?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Got a curve?

No it’s pretty straight. Why?

 

[SassySheDevil]

No it’s pretty straight. Why?

Because sometimes it's more about the curve than it is the size.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Because sometimes it's more about the curve than it is the size.

Nope no curve and all of about 4 1/2 inches or more on a good day

 

[SassySheDevil]

Nope no curve and all of about 4 1/2 inches or more on a good day

Some of the best sex I've ever had was below average. It was his confidence.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Some of the best sex I've ever had was below average. It was his confidence.

No doubt but what my point was I think I’d have more confidence if I had more down there. And besides there’s nothing I can do about it anyway.