Cock Talk

[Nicefella]

@hotwords229_A

loved your post!

No - I abhor educational anything that categorized itself as for “educational purposes”! Plus that thing that the dude was pumping into was def not a pumpkin lol. It’s in the Cucurbitaceae family but likely a squash.

And no - expanding my sexual horizons not include pounding into any member of the Cucurbitaceae family. I have to say that it is original and I feel back for all parties involved.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Best sex scene ever

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m so far behind in catching up here…

But did it not sound like sandpaper against his cock? I cringed every time he put it back on himself and had to hear that noise.

You watched to the end?!?!

I didn’t last much past insertion

 

[lavendersilk]

You watched to the end?!?!

I didn’t last much past insertion

It takes practice to build stamina. You're young. You'll get there.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It takes practice to build stamina. You're young. You'll get there.

Uhmmmm you got a timetable on that? AFAF….

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

? I cringed every time he put it back on himself

How many times exactly?

I swear one of my super powers is to nope out at will.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It takes practice to build stamina. You're young. You'll get there.

Are we talking about porking a pumpkin? I know we had some melon ballers in here but is anyone brave enough to try pumpkin?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are we talking about porking a pumpkin? I know we had some melon ballers in here but is anyone brave enough to try pumpkin?

American Pie has scarred this country in so many ways.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You watched to the end?!?!

I didn’t last much past insertion

I skipped to the end, does that count?
I mean, I had to know how it turned out.

 

[Nicefella]

How many times exactly?

I swear one of my super powers is to nope out at will.

I can’t. I just don’t have the nope in me.

 

[Lmizzler]

You watched to the end?!?!

I didn’t last much past insertion

In its entirety. It was the train wreck that I couldn't take my eyes off of. When he dropped the knive....my heart stopped beating momentarily.

He ended up using the gourd more for massaging his balls then he did for actually inserting his eggplant into that pumpkin. But everytime he slipped it back on...I rubbed coconut oil on myself because I hurt for him.

 

[Nicefella]

I skipped to the end, does that count?
I mean, I had to know how it turned out.

mmmhmm you’re just another cucurbitae offender in training like the rest of us. Except for monkey coz he has the nope in him.

 

[EvaLane]

I mean… that isn’t exactly where I started my viewing journey. It’s not where I ended either

 

[Nicefella]

In its entirety. It was the train wreck that I couldn't take my eyes off of. When he dropped the knive....my heart stopped beating momentarily.

He ended up using the gourd more for massaging his balls then he did for actually inserting his eggplant into that pumpkin. But everytime he slipped it back on...I rubbed coconut oil on myself because I hurt for him.

Sympathetic cock pain I see?

 

[EvaLane]

I know this was written for me, you could have just PM’d me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can’t. I just don’t have the nope in me.

 

[Lmizzler]

Sympathetic cock pain I see?

Absolutely. Now I need someone to kiss me and make it better.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean… that isn’t exactly where I started my viewing journey. It’s not where I ended either

are you competing with PLP for the best/worst thing to open a session with?

 

[LostHorizon]

In its entirety. It was the train wreck that I couldn't take my eyes off of. When he dropped the knive....my heart stopped beating momentarily.

He ended up using the gourd more for massaging his balls then he did for actually inserting his eggplant into that pumpkin. But everytime he slipped it back on...I rubbed coconut oil on myself because I hurt for him.

Well… I appreciate the service you did for the rest of us. Now I know I don’t need to watch it.

 

[jason28053]

I mean… that isn’t exactly where I started my viewing journey. It’s not where I ended either

Did it end with fresh fruit?

 

[EvaLane]

are you competing with PLP for the best/worst thing to open a session with?

This is actually so funny, you make wonderful layered references, 10/10

 

[AlpineFresco]

American Pie has scarred this country in so many ways.

I mean I know 'this country' isn't my country (original or adopted), but somehow I never saw this film.

 

[hotwords229_A]

In its entirety. It was the train wreck that I couldn't take my eyes off of. When he dropped the knive....my heart stopped beating momentarily.

He ended up using the gourd more for massaging his balls then he did for actually inserting his eggplant into that pumpkin. But everytime he slipped it back on...I rubbed coconut oil on myself because I hurt for him.

I have to be honest, I am currently growing pumpkins for Halloween and I felt a little weird watering them the past few days.

It’s the way I keep looking at them. It’s unnerving.

 

[Nicefella]

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Why does the Wu Tan Clan suddenly come to mind? I’m at a hearing, and I can’t put my phone down.

 

[Nicefella]

American Pie has scarred this country in so many ways.

Warm pie does that to people.