Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

Did it end with fresh fruit?

That fruit was not fresh by the end!

 

[Nicefella]

I have to be honest, I am currently growing pumpkins for Halloween and I felt a little weird watering them the past few days.

It’s the way I keep looking at them. It’s unnerving.

Your name needs to be on a “do not farm” list.

 

[EvaLane]

That fruit was not fresh by the end!

It sure was glistening

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Hmm the blur function isn’t really… working here

 

[Nicefella]

It sure was glistening

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Eva - you are ruining the culinary experience. First the alleged pumpkin and now the poor grapefruit.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

In its entirety. It was the train wreck that I couldn't take my eyes off of. When he dropped the knive....my heart stopped beating momentarily.

He ended up using the gourd more for massaging his balls then he did for actually inserting his eggplant into that pumpkin. But everytime he slipped it back on...I rubbed coconut oil on myself because I hurt for him.

I didn't click that link for a reason and Im really regretting reading this post. Thanks Miz

 

[jason28053]

That fruit was not fresh by the end!

Don’t try to get fresh with me!

 

[morelikeasong]

It sure was glistening

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Hmm the blur function isn’t really… working here

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[MrMakersMark]

Oh he seeded it. I saw that part

Did he???
No way he got em' all!
No way. That was the most un-thorough de-seeding in gourd fucking history.

Easy claim for me because .....how many could there be??

And...he HAD to be packing gourd up his his shit like loading a black powder rifle..

And that dingus is going to mess around and cut half his fucking hand off.

I unmuted for 5 seconds.
Because I had to hear if he was doing a tutorial DIY style or what?
And yep..he was.

And what should have come to no surprise to anyone...dude's a Euro.

 

[LostHorizon]

I have to be honest, I am currently growing pumpkins for Halloween and I felt a little weird watering them the past few days.

It’s the way I keep looking at them. It’s unnerving.

Why wait until autumn? Are you growing any watermelons?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Why wait until autumn? Are you growing any watermelons?

Nope.
I like the foreplay.

 

[LostHorizon]

Nope.
I like the foreplay.

Yeah, I understand… those pumpkins are so much better at foreplay.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I had it on mute but that sounds painful. I was worried about the seeds.

Yeah, poor seeds...

 

[LostHorizon]

I had it on mute but that sounds painful. I was worried about the seeds.

It amazes me how for 52 years I never once gave the idea of pumpkin seeds getting jammed inside a penis any thought…

Until now.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I mean I know 'this country' isn't my country (original or adopted), but somehow I never saw this film.

Me either.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Me either.

Eugene Levy is in it if that helps and I think that is where term Milf originated. That being said you are not missing much.

 

[UnquietDreams]

American Pie has scarred this country in so many ways.

My mind went to Don McClean and I was very confused for a moment.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Me either.

Eugene Levy is in it if that helps and I think that is where term Milf originated. That being said you are not missing much.

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THIS! ^^^

 

[lavendersilk]

THIS! ^^^

Eugene Levy was the selling point for me, but she looks amazing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Eugene Levy was the selling point for me, but she looks amazing.

I know. One of these days I plan on looking up to see what her face looks like.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I've started following you. *refreshes page* Why aren't you following me?!

I’m following you right now.
In fact, I’m outside your window right now.

Naked.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I mean I know 'this country' isn't my country (original or adopted), but somehow I never saw this film.

Me either.

It's mine, but I've never seen it either.

 

[Endless_Night]

How awkward will your next family dinner, office meeting, or friends get together be? Very awkward, life altering, or meh, everyone knows I’m a perv?
Well, I don't do social media except for Lit. If that somehow went public most of my family would be shocked, as sex is simply not something I talk about. Otherwise, I don't work in an environment that would be affected by social opinion.

Would you find it liberating if your personal info was attached to your Lit info, posts, nudes etc. and there was no plausible deniability?
Nope. I am transparent in many ways if I trust you, but that is a minuscule number. Otherwise I am ultra reserved and would feel violated.

Do you operate online as if all of this may come out in the future, or do you play it fast and loose?
Hmmm. I guess, fast and loose? I talk about sexuality and my own proclivities on Lit, which I most definitely do not do elsewhere.

Do you take advantage of the anonymity of Lit, or would you behave the same exact way if everything you do here was publicly available to everyone you knew?
This is rather a split answer. Anything to do with sexuality is all about the anonymity. Otherwise, my opinions, behavior, and world view are presented here as they are off Lit.

Have you ever created a Lit alt to explore “things” so as to not sully your carefully created Lit persona?
Nope. But I did create an alt for story writing. Of course I managed to out myself in two days so abandoned it post haste. I am not built for any kind of duplicity.

What is one thing you’ve done on Lit that you wish you hadn’t done?
I'm not sure that I have one specific item. I do miss innuendo and situational jokes a lot, which has proved somewhat embarrassing on occasion.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I did create an alt for story writing. Of course I managed to out myself in two days

Naming your Protagonist “Enny” was a dead giveaway.

 

[Endless_Night]

Naming your Protagonist “Enny” was a dead giveaway.

Ha haha ha.

I would never do that.

Okay. Maybe I did use a nickname. Dang it. I want to have some duplicity!

 

[lavendersilk]

So, so many.

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