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[Publius68]

Places like Earl’s haven’t heard of the internet yet.
As for the maple syrup, he gets it from his second cousin (also his brother-in-law), a profoundly woke socialist with 37 guns, who lives in northern Vermont.
Long as Earl and his cousin don't talk politics, they get along fine, for Earl’s sister Cindy-Lou’s sake. She, ahem, loves them both...

 

[old_prof]

Anon on "It Just Ain't Going To Happen" (co-written with @PennyThompson)

Everyone knows the best maple syrup comes from Earl’s Bait ’n’ Grub in Possum Trot, Mississippi. Locals just call it “Earl’s,” tourists struggle with the apostrophes.
Otherwise, a heartwarming story

However, Google tells me that there is no such business or place... I assume that's true! Good maple syrup from Mississippi also seems unlikely???

Proper maple syrup comes from Vermont. I'm sorry. There's no other acceptable choice. I wouldn't expect sugar maples to survive in the climate in Mississippi? Must be they repackage the good stuff from up here.

 

[AlexFourways]

Places like Earl’s haven’t heard of the internet yet.
As for the maple syrup, he gets it from his second cousin (also his brother-in-law), a profoundly woke socialist with 37 guns, who lives in northern Vermont.
Long as Earl and his cousin don't talk politics, they get along fine, for Earl’s sister Cindy-Lou’s sake. She, ahem, loves them both...

I don't believe that any Canadian would want, let alone be allowed, to have more than six different guns!