Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[dontneedone]

Is it crazy to have masturbated in the passenger seat of a car being driven by an ex-boyfriend with whom I was very angry?

Yes. That is crazy. But also sort of hot.

So you did, but he didn't? It seems like he'd get sort of hot knowing you were doing it.

 

[BongoGal]

Yes. That is crazy. But also sort of hot.

So you did, but he didn't? It seems like he'd get sort of hot knowing you were doing it.

I asked him before I started if he minded, and his response was that he didn't "give a shit what do." He said nothing after that and definitely didn't whip it out and have a wank of his own. He was driving, so he couldn't really watch, and anyways he couldn't have seen anything more than a hand moving under cloth.

A year or two later, when we were back on friendlier terms, he admitted that he was driving with a throbbing boner that threatened to wreck his zipper. He also admitted rubbing one out in a rest stop bathroom.

 

[sally_sparrow]

There are so many places to name, but one stands out because I used to do it often when I lived there- On the el in Chicago

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Probably sitting at the edge of a lake in the early morning hours. Didn’t feel all that crazy at the time though.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Is it crazy to have masturbated in the passenger seat of a car being driven by an ex-boyfriend with whom I was very angry?

if he was an ex boyfriend at the time.. Funny.
If he was still a boyfriend. That just means good make up sex.

 

[BongoGal]

if he was an ex boyfriend at the time.. Funny.
If he was still a boyfriend. That just means good make up sex.

He was definitely an ex at the time, but we were obliged to make this trip together. I did it as a way of escaping the boredom, not as a way to torture him. It did work as torture, though.

 

[BackwoodsMama]

During work calls or zoom meetings. I'll sometimes scan lit during those calls and finger myself.

 

[CaptainKaos]

During work calls or zoom meetings. I'll sometimes scan lit during those calls and finger myself.

Very nice

 

[SassySheDevil]

He was definitely an ex at the time, but we were obliged to make this trip together. I did it as a way of escaping the boredom, not as a way to torture him. It did work as torture, though.

Torture is fun though Good for you!

 

[ShaneoD]

He was definitely an ex at the time, but we were obliged to make this trip together. I did it as a way of escaping the boredom, not as a way to torture him. It did work as torture, though.

Talk about empowered

 

[Marty Fisher]

As a young man besides my moms bed in her stockings and her panties wrapped around my cock and her bra ready to cum into as she slept

Oh my! That IS kinky!!!

 

[Nikkikps]

In class, and in a tree. Obviously not at the same time!

I have done it in class too and it was pretty crazy!

 

[CuriousCarissa]

Beach, car, woods, public bathroom

 

[Phenorke]

Beach, car, woods, public bathroom

Yup all of those, beach and woods are some of favorite

 

[ncheelsmilf]

Ok, another place for me. In the locker room at the "not to be named" gym. In the shower and in the sauna.

 

[Nikkikps]

Had an awesome experience mastubrating in the lobby of a hotel last week!

 

[krankybytch]

Not so crazy considering I'm posting on lit...but back in the day after I'd come home from the bar drunk af I'd sit on a chair on my front porch and strip down and rub one off.

 

[Nikkikps]

Not so crazy considering I'm posting on lit...but back in the day after I'd come home from the bar drunk af I'd sit on a chair on my front porch and strip down and rub one off.

That’s hot. Did anyone ever watch!

 

[Micio_Lambire]

Does it count if it's remote vibe but I'm in control of the remote?

Cus if it does then while waiting in liine at the auto parts store

 

[Nikkikps]

Does it count if it's remote vibe but I'm in control of the remote?

Cus if it does then while waiting in liine at the auto parts store

Of course it counts. That’s so hot.

 

[cqiam]

Probably in my office - there was only a glass door separating me from the rest of the workers (and my desk)

 

[newhere2learn]

There's been a lot over the years....

So here goes;

* Every WC of every job I've had
* About 50% of the manned and unmanned work sites I've been on
* In bed next to my wife, Kik chatting to a female friend who sent videos of her squirting and fucking her arse
* Newquay beach, all over an ex-gf
* A flatmates bed, using her dildo. She was two floors below in the house.
* Naked, outside, middle of a country road, on Skype
* Most cars I've owned
* Novotel Paris, balcony window overlooking the Eiffel tower. Ex gf watching.
* Back garden, summer, daytime
* Last job, office. Glass window in the door. Also with door open.

I could go on..

 

[newhere2learn]

Forgot two;

1. Ex gfs parents house. WC. As her teen (18-20) sisters sunbathing in string bikinis had me.rock hard


2. Same ex gf, sofa, lounge, watching a film under a blanket. Got each other off. Rest of family in the same room.

 

[newhere2learn]

Oh final one, me and another ex indulged in 2hrs edging all the way through The Butterfly Effect in the cinema. Surrounded by people. Although dark.

Her jeans mid thigh, mine undone. We both climaxed just as the credits began and people stood to leave. Huge amount of cum from me, and her jeans/knickers were drenched. We sat another 20 minutes recovering enough to move.

 

[mnbreastluver]

In the woods watching a couple fuck. They didn’t know I was watching.