Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[redheadinyourbed]

In the car while I was driving.

 

[Marriedvet]

In a porta potty in Afghanistan while we were taking mortars as just another typical June day.

 

[PolychromaticPassion]

Storage room of my place of work

 

[womaneater58]

My car while driving, public parks, wooded trails, a brand new Corvette on the dealer showroom when the dealership was closed, the list goes on depending on your definition of crazy places.

 

[MidTownBob]

The basement of a barracks in the dark when I was in the service.

 

[Phenorke]

Many years ago when I was a horny 20 something, 30 ft up a tree while deer hunting.

I do that at least once or twice a year

 

[Male4Strapon]

I don't think any of mine to TOO wild but I would say if forced to choose....... on balcony at resort in Mexico. Girlfriend was having an afternoon nap and I was sitting on balcony (3rd floor) and I just couldn't help it. No one at ground level would have been able to see but I risked anyone at building across at higher level or even neighboring room, if they came out to their balcony there was not a lot of privacy between.

Also in car while driving has been a couple of times and at my inlaws bathroom with window out to backyard where my wifes sisters were sitting with their husbands.

 

[mnbreastluver]

In the woods watching a couple having sex hidden from their view

 

[ericrodman101]

Against the side of my neighbour's car while I was washing it in the drive.

 

[mrspank30]

33,000 feet in the air

 

[ericrodman101]

In a picnic shelter in a public square in the city centre

 

[asaxon]

I have stroked it in a jacuzzi.
I do parking lots all the time, mostly lunchtime from work. Have done the work garage as well.

 

[bobb_sledd]

In the cockpit of a fighter jet. (No pun intended.)

 

[lauramilf]

in the supermarket car park with some fresh vegetables i briought

 

[Irwin34]

Driving up the motorway yesterday with my cock out keeping myself on the edge.

 

[LikeableMe]

In class, and in a tree. Obviously not at the same time!

 

[EndlessNameless]

In class, and in a tree. Obviously not at the same time!

Just couldn't resist being around all that wood, could ya?

Had to say it, not sorry.

 

[bbwbabygrl]

Driving down the highway

 

[Nikkikps]

At a pub was pretty crazy!

 

[Robinhood11]

In the COVID era during zoom calls that just won’t end

 

[Chillygirl]

My front porch, lol no privacy in the house to take this very important call!

 

[kinkycockney]

As a young man besides my moms bed in her stockings and her panties wrapped around my cock and her bra ready to cum into as she slept

 

[lauramilf]

too many places to mention

 

[JonBHappy]

As a young guy, no place was too crazy!

 

[BongoGal]

Is it crazy to have masturbated in the passenger seat of a car being driven by an ex-boyfriend with whom I was very angry?