Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[OColderM]

Did one time have a wank looking at a really hot lady who was barely wearing a bikini in the sea in Hawaii. Was standing, as was she, wonder to this day if she knew

 

[ornyguy32]

At the gym showers

 

[NEOhio1972]

Some awesome!e places on here...... I pale in comparison....an office high rise under construction....

 

[30bandits]

would a foxhole in iraq be a crazy place?

 

[womaneater58]

Several public places like parks, on the lakes and campgrounds. Not being extremely obvious but, with people around me was wondering if anyone was watching.

 

[friendlytongue38671]

would a foxhole in iraq be a crazy place?

Nope, gotta have a combatjack!

 

[leftie]

I was thinking of a few times in the backyard of my childhood home when younger, but that pales in comparison to some posts on here!

 

[Whistlersfather1]

my then GF jerked me off under the table at a wedding whilst the best man was giving his speech.

 

[OnaTangent]

I have masturbated in a lot of places....maybe a gondola at a ski area is one of the crazier ones

 

[sluttyjulia]

Just yesterday in the stairwell at work!

 

[Nikkikps]

Just yesterday in the stairwell at work!

I love doing it at work too. At my desk in my cubicle hearing people in other cubicles is so exciting

 

[sluttyjulia]

I love doing it at work too. At my desk in my cubicle hearing people in other cubicles is so exciting

Yes mastubrating at my desk is so much fun too. But in the stairwell I can be more free and even take off my skirt or open up my top.
Do try the stairwell if you have one at your office.

 

[JonBHappy]

Just reading up a few posts here is a voyeuristic pleasure!

 

[Landshark1]

Into my palm!

 

[uomoo]

Yes mastubrating at my desk is so much fun too. But in the stairwell I can be more free and even take off my skirt or open up my top.
Do try the stairwell if you have one at your office.

Will certainly take that hint and go check things out more often when being at the office - thanks for sharing!

 

[fire515]

several years ago my wife Janice (now) and one of her many boyfriends attended a wedding. at the reception Janice was seated next to an older man who was there with his wife. he started by placing his hand on her knee. then slowly moved his hand up her thigh and under her skirt. it evolved into him fingering her under the table. neither significant other were aware of what was going on.

 

[Ilove2readwithu]

Snorkeling off the coast of St. Croix. I had never witnessed such beautiful crystal clear waters and tropical fish. It was my way of immersing myself into the moment. It was quite a high.

 

[Little_Horny_Redhead]

On my way home from work on my walk home from the train station I ducked in to some bushes across the field (its a popular dog walking area)

 

[Naughtygirl201]

In high school, we had these science lab tables that were really low. I couldn't cross my legs underneath because they were too low, but if I leaned back in my seat the wood support under the table pushed against my clit. On the days I wore tight jeans the seam plus the pressure of the table was heavenly. I can't tell you how many times I quietly orgasmed sitting less than a foot from my lab partner.

 

[Armyvet23]

In my best friends parents car coming back from Canada when I was in the Boy Scouts! I was sitting behind his mom who was driving and sitting next to my friend.

 

[MidTownBob]

In an open field in a Forest Preserve when I was much younger.

In the basement of a barracks when I was in the service.

 

[GinnyGina]

The upper balcony ladies room of the Beacon Theater. During a concert my sister was heavily flirting with my gf (intentionally, to make me jealous). I was so worked up I locked myself in the end stall to get some relief!

 

[TiredofLife50]

Come On... I KNOW that I'm Not the Only Person who gets horny in places that he shouldn't!

Show me some pics of the Crazy Places you've Masturbated! We'd ALL Love to see them!!!

Your Car?
Your Job?
Your School?
A Parking Lot?
In your Pool?
The Grocery Store?



SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT!

numerous times in a church

 

[Aychdee01]

Emergency room. Got cracked in the skull by a backswing of a sledgehammer, got transported via Ambulance and was waiting in a side room for a doctor to evaluate, smoke show of a brunette came in to take my vitals, she bent over me and brushed her tits across my mid section to grab a sensor.....or something, can’t recall. But she activated the “launch sequence “, like full on raging wood.I was light headed to begin with, so as soon as she left the room I HAD to go in the bathroom and take care of business. As soon as I finished, I came out of the bathroom (still fairly erect, with a damp spot on my hospital gown) and she was there waiting with more questions and tests and her eyes immediately went to the tent in my gown, she smirked, raised an eyebrow and said “the doctor should be right in” then shook her head, smiled and left

 

[womaneater58]

A state park yesterday on top of a hill watching people below me wondering if anyone was watching.