Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[Smoothshavendad]

I hadn't thought about this for years, but when I was around 20, I once tried to get myself off while on a long trip down a tall building in an elevator. I would have stopped if someone had gotten on at some point, but I made it all the way to the bottom. I was probably thirty seconds away from having an orgasm when the car stopped. Nowadays, the elevators probably have cameras, so I won't ever be trying again.

So the cabers doesn’t add the the thrill?

 

[blackstallion21]

Hot hot hot... Any more?

 

[ppd1107]

would a foxhole in iraq be a crazy place?

What’s the matter with the old standby; portapotty

 

[Luvloosepussy]

LoL - where haven't I is more like it.

Toss up between the ladies restroom at a church (& audio recording it for a Lit member )
and then during the middle of a Bible study (courtesy of a guy who was texting me while I had my boditalk escort bullet synced to my cell phone )

I wish I had went to your church, lol

Work, outside I am pretty boring

 

[Sundayschild]

does a remote vibrator count? my husband like me to wear one when we go out sometimes.he is in full control of the intensity!

Whether it counts or not it's a fun game. I've played with a Lush before and it was huge fun for us both.

 

[crashD]

hotel elevator...

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

At the gym watching my mom working out with her clients
At home with a dirty pair of her leggings

O...M...G!!!
you sho nuff looking too cute to be true!

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

the craziest place I ever jack-off was in the police station bathroom while I was getting booked for Public Intoxication...yes-, I was guilty.

 

[Man_oh_Man]

In the back of a tank.

 

[bobb_sledd]

In the back of a tank.

In the front seat of a fighter jet (engines running, on the ground).

 

[Biryder]

While driving in my car on the interstate. Makes the trip go faster!
At my church.
At my job.
Skinny dipping in the jets of a friends pool while maintaining it for them.
At my grandfather's funeral dinner.
Hmmm, fun to think of some of the places really.

Reminds me of Dr. Suess' "Oh, the Places You'll Go!"

Sounds like you have a lot of fun! lol

I am like you. I will jack off anywhere anytime that I have the urge and have the opportunity.
I have jacked off at school, church, in the car traveling with my family, in my car, at work in my office, parking lots, mall, Walmart and big box stores, parks, in bed with friends sleeping next to me, outdoors.
You get the idea. The list goes on.

 

[JaniesGun69]

I have in the car while driving.

 

[Abnoy]

Craziest place

At the gym watching my mom working out with her clients
At home with a dirty pair of her leggings

Read some of your posts and I'm interested to hear and see more of your mom. I can narrate to you in detail how I would fuci her if you can show me more pics (hopefully nudes) of her. Please PM me.

 

[SPORTZDOK]

Not all that crazy, as far as the place, on my covered patio next to the pool, on one of the chairs/couches. The weird/crazy part is knowing the GILF next door can see me and has seen me, and well, just seems a bit crazy. After the 1st time, Cops didn't knock on my door, didn't know if it made it Hotter or Weird'er, or WTF ever, but yeah. A bit Crazy on a tangent!

 

[daystate]

1km underground.
Ex mineral extraction engineer bored on a night shift found a couple of girly mags.

 

[Leigh69]

Fitting room

 

[Series 6]

In the middle of a corn field, when the corn was up above my head

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

Fitting room

What woman hasn't?

 

[ppd1107]

What woman hasn't?

Really? I wouldn’t think that was a thing. I wonder why

 

[PassionsFlame]

While driving.

 

[Mtnmike]

While driving.

My how I wish you'd passed my big rig then.

 

[Krigirl1233]

I’m the woods, completely naked

 

[OnaTangent]

Among the sage brush, hidden but near a trail

 

[Msh1313]

In a church. I used to do IT work and many times I would be working in a church. Felt really naughty to masturbate in the restroom or server room.

 

[RocinanteCaliban]

In an empty gym waaaaaay back in college...while admiring old cheerleader pictures they had hanging on the way....anyone could've seen me...