Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[StepMomSteph]

Church

That's not crazy if you are a member of the Catholic clergy.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Work bathroom, work attic, in front of the pastors house at Bible College, church, my car while ubering. The list goes on

 

[Icekiller56]

Pastors house? Can you please explain

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

Pastors house? Can you please explain

I went to Bible College in a small Texas town, I was dating a staff member there. When we wanted to fool around we would drive to the street his house was on because he had no street lights. Sometimes we would fuck, other times we would just mutually masturbate and then go to sonic and get a milkshake

 

[Icekiller56]

If you’re not getting sonic after masturbating then are you even masturbating? that’s awesome, did you ever get caught?

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

If you’re not getting sonic after masturbating then are you even masturbating? that’s awesome, did you ever get caught?

Haha not even once. We worked out the schedule of when the town/pastors were pretty much done coming/going. Wild times

 

[Icekiller56]

I’m sure especially on sundays, everything is closed

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I’m sure especially on sundays, everything is closed

Definitely made use of the weekends hahaha

 

[Icekiller56]

Definitely made use of the weekends hahaha

What part of Texas?

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

What part of Texas?

If I say it will give it away it was a very rural town. Mostly county roads, you drive through it on most major Texas road trips

 

[Icekiller56]

If I say it will give it away it was a very rural town. Mostly county roads, you drive through it on most major Texas road trips

I was born in the Houston area

 

[nena_banana]

There's been so many places but just to list a few of my favorites... college hallway waiting for class to start, friends house, backseat while on a family road trip, in the middle class, sitting outside a coffee shop by the entrance to the shop.... my list goes on but those are just a few

 

[womaneater58]

A few of the places described here are now on my to do list.

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

There's been so many places but just to list a few of my favorites... college hallway waiting for class to start, friends house, backseat while on a family road trip, in the middle class, sitting outside a coffee shop by the entrance to the shop.... my list goes on but those are just a few

Oh I would love to know more

 

[nena_banana]

Oh I would love to know more

Well to keep it short I had the backseat to myself but half of it was filled with bags and boxes for the trip which was 18hours long and I go through these spills of being nonstop horny that last a few days to a few months and it was during one of those times. And figured since no one could see me why not. I had blankets over my body but underneath I had my shorts and underwear down at my ankles. I had one hand fingering myself at a super slow pace so that I wouldn't get caught, and the other hand was playing with my boobs under my shirt and bra... it was intense as I had to keep extremely quiet the entire time. I think the only tell that something happened which never got brought up is that when we made a pit stop and I removed the blanket the car filled with the smell of my arousal.

 

[Icekiller56]

There's been so many places but just to list a few of my favorites... college hallway waiting for class to start, friends house, backseat while on a family road trip, in the middle class, sitting outside a coffee shop by the entrance to the shop.... my list goes on but those are just a few

College hallway?

 

[nena_banana]

College hallway?

Yes, the hallway was pretty much empty and I had an oversized hoody on and loose sweat pants, and played it off as I was sleeping anytime someone walked by... they had lounge chairs in the hallway. I had my arms inside the hoody which is fairly normal when students take a nap and had the hoody covering me down my knees and slipped a hand down my pants to finger myself

 

[Icekiller56]

Yes, the hallway was pretty much empty and I had an oversized hoody on and loose sweat pants, and played it off as I was sleeping anytime someone walked by... they had lounge chairs in the hallway. I had my arms inside the hoody which is fairly normal when students take a nap and had the hoody covering me down my knees and slipped a hand down my pants to finger myself

If they only knew what you were actually doing when they walked by lol

 

[nena_banana]

If they only knew what you were actually doing when they walked by lol

so I've actually done this a few times but there was one time I got nervous because camou security walked by making their rounds

 

[Icekiller56]

so I've actually done this a few times but there was one time I got nervous because camou security walked by making their rounds

Ever been caught masturbating?

 

[nena_banana]

Ever been caught masturbating?

Yes technically but nothing was ever said to me about it

 

[hornyhubby66]

at work, in my car, in the woods on a hike. my ex-wife and I were at a family function sleeping on the floor with others in the family room. I started jerking off and she faced me and helped. then I helped her. no one woke up. but one of the hottest jerk off sessions ever.

 

[Twanquavius]

Def church. Felt so guilty for a while

 

[TomTeacher19]

Many times in church. Many times in school. McDonald's. Funeral. A high school graduation. The desire is often there and the challenge of crazy places makes it more fun

 

[BIGDADDY90]

Driving down the highway, against high rise windows and balconies on overlooking the city or ocean