Dear Litster...

[PeteHulbert37]

Dear Frownie Face,

I think you are an amazing young lady. You always conduct yourself with such class and grace. I admire your candor and respect you always. It doesn't hurt that you're also incredibly sexy!

Signed,

Turn that Frown Upside Down

 

[jake34]

Dear Mrs. Lily, (not my first)

I tried to actually be nice to you way back when. Seems to be about the time that you were nothing other than a mere timid rookie around these parts. Yet you chose to not even be honest with me. Decided to go a' dancin' with every other Tom, Dick, and Harry 'round these parts. So why then even respond so intimately to my private passions when they were not nearly enough to keep your interest? Why not just be more open and admit that you are looking to attract the allure of anything that happens to have a penis? I would rather not even give the attention to another rather than to spread around them false feelings. Nothing to feel bad about though, Princess. You are well-liked on here and I am sure many of the studs within your sexual harem will hastily cum to your rescue once again. Nor are you the only one on here who chooses to not be honest and real. So don't think that you are special, either. Because you're not.

Signed,

The Truth

Dear Litser - (my first)

My wish for you this Christmas is to find someone that makes you happy and gives you the attention you desire. I believe then, that you will no longer have to feel the need to take your frustrations out on other people and try to make them feel bad about themselves with your words.

Signed

 

[jake34]

Dear Turn That Frown Upside Down,

Just how many fuckees are even in your harem, you hot-headed and slick-talking fucker? How the fuck do you even keep track of them all?

Signed,

Curious Lister

Dear Frownie Face,

I think you are an amazing young lady. You always conduct yourself with such class and grace. I admire your candor and respect you always. It doesn't hurt that you're also incredibly sexy!

Signed,

Turn that Frown Upside Down

 

[perkyT]

Dear Insecure Litster,

Seriously. If I were after your "LitMan", I would already have him. I won't be replying to you anymore. I'm done being courteous.

You might want to step out into the real world more.

Tired of Your Redundent PMs Litster

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Dear Growling Litster,

HONK!!!

Turtle Hunting Litster

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Angry Litster,

Every time I read your posts bitching about Lit ladies and their "harems" of men, I can't help but think of this:

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1332752762078_8106839.png

Giggling Lit Lady Who Has No Lit Man, Let Alone a Harem

 

[jake34]

Dear Ms. Molly,

Go say Happy Birthday to North Rock Johnson.

That would be time better spent.

-The Truth

Dear Angry Litster,

Every time I read your posts bitching about Lit ladies and their "harems" of men, I can't help but think of this:

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1332752762078_8106839.png

Giggling Lit Lady Who Has No Lit Man, Let Alone a Harem

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Ms. Molly,

Go say Happy Birthday to North Rock Johnson.

That would be time better spent.

-The Truth

Dear Truth Speaking Litster,

Already done

Thoughtful Litster

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Miss Molly,

A grateful Litster

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Miss Molly,

A grateful Litster

Dearest Grateful Litster,

http://www.spiritualityworld.com/media/love/hug.jpg

Hug-Deprived Litster

 

[kendra1980]

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

 

[mickyp123]

Dear JBQ Litster

It was a full one last night with wispy clouds to share with you

Wrap up warm you, the white stuff is on its way so could be here
for your Birthday.....Don't come unstuck

From the Dragon with a far to good memory







PS never knew the Stones did a Track "Dancing with Mr D"...........

 

[lacandy]

Dear Aussie Litster,

I don't know if you will ever come back here and see this...

I'm glad that I got to talk to you today. I have been thinking about you and worrying about you.

Wish I could help you to see that things aren't always what they seem. I want you happy. You are so sweet and I feel very lucky that you are someone that I can consider a good friend.

Please, please, please know that I am always here if you need to talk or a smile.

Don't be a stranger...

Signed,

Hoping you find your happiness Litster

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Marmaduke Mule Litster...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RqPdbOi6HtI/AAAAAAAAA28/2wC5lcxKjyA/s320/marmaduke2007020949720.gif


You always listen when it counts...


Your Marmaduke lovin' Mulette

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Dear Manly Litster...

Get a good one this weekend.

Future Game Keeper Litster

 

[mulehead61]

Dear Marmaduke Mule Litster...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rpyxj2cXabk/RqPdbOi6HtI/AAAAAAAAA28/2wC5lcxKjyA/s320/marmaduke2007020949720.gif


You always listen when it counts...


Your Marmaduke lovin' Mulette

Dear Marmaduke lovin' Mulette,

Shhhhhhhh......hope none of the brothers are on Lit....the secret would be out and I may receive the Tri-Delta award....

Your mulette lovin' trapped in the Animal House time warp Mule

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

Of course I will be. You know you don't need to ask. And it will be smooth sailing, I promise. You've got me in your corner.

Always.

Yours, your C. litster.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

Of course I will be. You know you don't need to ask. And it will be smooth sailing, I promise. You've got me in your corner.

Always.

Yours, your C. litster.

Dear f_b litster I am surrounded by Canadians right now. They are all so nice especially the ones at Timmy Horton's when they give me my double, double extra large!

 

[littlelovedove]

Dear Litster,

The holes in your explanation are priceless. But then again I guess I helped you see the 'error' of your ways.?? I am so honored to have assisted you on this trite achievement. Maybe it would have been better for you to be up front in the first place........just a friendly bit of advice.

Was calm but starting to get pissy now Litster.

 

[Edensgarden]

Dear Wise and Experienced Litster,

You gave me some advice when I first came here.

Foolishly I didn't take it.

I need you to teach me a hard lesson so this does not happen again in the future.

Signed,

I Now Understand Litster

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Wise and Experienced Litster,

You gave me some advice when I first came here.

Foolishly I didn't take it.

I need you to teach me a hard lesson so this does not happen again in the future.

Signed,

I Now Understand Litster

Dear understanding lister

Humble pie sucks sometimes. I hate when I got to eat it too.

Signed,

Another understanding lister

 

[howboutdat]

Too good to be true

Dear Litster of my dreams,

You blew my mind from your first message, you've captured my heart in ways unknown before you. If you no longer want it, I hope you will return it, but a big part of it will always belong to you.


Signed, missing a piece of his heart litster.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear _______ Litster,
I'm sorry we haven't ever really "fixed things." I'm not sure there's time now. You never left my heart, even when I pushed you away as much as I could. I did it for the both of us. I knew what was coming. Please don't forget the role I played I'm your life. I wish I could give you just one hug. Keep your head up always, no matter what comes at you. You're an amazing friend and I am honored I was able to get to know you.

This Litster

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear lister(s)

I get that you're upset by my post. I'm sure it would be surprising for you to learn that my opinion is not an isolated opinion. There are others who share the same opinion as I do and the only difference is that I expressed mine.

Unabashedly me, and refusing to be a hypocrite litster

 

[chargergirl]

Dear Litster(s)

There's always the ignore function. Not that difficult, really.

Thinks it's silly, Litster