Dear Litster...

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No one asked to see you, either, dear. Never even had an interest in talkin' to you any more, bitch. That's why I stopped replyin' to you. You are no better than any of these other stinkin' hoes. You do radiate a scent off of you, all right. It's called nasty. Spreadin' your legs for any man who happens to be convenient. Shame on you. All I make anyone see is the truth. Sad you are too weak to see it. The good in others ain't the size of their dicks, lil' lady. Nor is it how many men you can cyberfuck in a week.

Dear Jake34,

Wow to see you on Thanksgiving. Thank you. You have no idea what you catalysized in my life. I ditto your response in never wanting to talk to each other again. However in being such an Ass hole to me, you made me see the good in others.

Good luck to you. I hope you use your bile to digest some turkey today, and not some unfortunate person in your path.

A stronger lister.
 
Dear Troll Litster,

It is great that you find yourself terribly amusing. I know that you are so, so proud of yourself. However, it is growing old for the rest of us. Your little song and dance is lame. You can't run with the big dogs so you sneak around here poking and prodding and when you get to someone you just hammer away until a buzz swarm evolves and you get all giggly over it. However, at the end of the day, you're just another troll. You know who loves a troll right. Nobody.

Signed,

Mildly Annoyed By Trolls
 
Dear Mr. Merlot,

Never said that I found myself terribly amusing. Did not even say that I considered myself as being funny at all. Not really concerned with what you and your passionate posse' find old or new. I don't change my personality on here any less than you all beer happy brothers and sherry happy sisters change cyber partners. You're slurring your words and speaking in run-on sentences again. You been doin' a little boozin' again, have you? Sucking back on Grandpa's ol' cough medicine again? At the end of the day, you're really still just another drunk Lit man-whore. You know who loves a man-whore, right? Anyone and everyone! Talk about being proud of yourself. Fuck. I want to be just like you, Mr. Champagne. This round's on me, pal.

Dear Troll Litster,

It is great that you find yourself terribly amusing. I know that you are so, so proud of yourself. However, it is growing old for the rest of us. Your little song and dance is lame. You can't run with the big dogs so you sneak around here poking and prodding and when you get to someone you just hammer away until a buzz swarm evolves and you get all giggly over it. However, at the end of the day, you're just another troll. You know who loves a troll right. Nobody.

Signed,

Mildly Annoyed By Trolls
 
Dear insatible litster,
Best sleeping pill EVER!

Grateful for a you litster.

Dear greatful lister
Not sure who is more greatful. By the way no pharmaceutical company is getting this recipe.:)
Waking up to one of the best nights of sleep ever. Many things to be thankful for this weekend.
A smile as big as Texas lister:rose:
 
Dear Tex Litster,
Save a horse Ride my cowboy. I have your stetson and my spurs waiting.

Cowgirl Up Litster
 
Dear Fugly Litster...

Please stop posting your pics all over Lit...I prefer to keep my food in my stomach...

Thanks,

Tired of Seeing You
 
Dear ADR,

I am sorry your prognosis is catching up with you. You are a great person, and I always smile when I think of you. I am glad we are in touch, I miss the old days too!
Hang in there, its not like you can do much else ;) I am here.

Former Cyber Virgin
 
dear caring litster,
i want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for your thoughtfulness and caring that you've showed me since 'the incident'. i truly don't know where i'd be without you. people that i thought were my friends turned their backs on me and you were still here. you have so much going on in your own life, yet you realized i needed the help. i am forever grateful to you for showing me that not everyone is a piece of shit. i'm not saying all the bad days are behind me, but God willing, the worst ones are.
with extreme gratitude and affection
a very very grateful litster :kiss::heart::rose:
 
Dear Granny Litster,
Life changes, people move on, the past is slowly forgotten. I miss you though :heart:
Baby Litster
 
Dear Baby Litster,

I'm stationery. Nothing's changed nor forgotten.

I sent you snail mail yesterday. If Australia Post lives up to its reputation you should have it next Christmas.

I'm about to head out to see the Doctor but please, get online sometime and come find me.

Lots of love,
Granny Litster
:heart:

Dear Granny Litster,
I can't wait!!!!!!!
Baby Litster
 
Dear Pissy Litster,

Did I just catch you doing the exact thing you were bitching about others doing recently?

Signed,

Shaking Her Head Litster
 
Dear Pissy Litster,

Did I just catch you doing the exact thing you were bitching about others doing recently?

Signed,

Shaking Her Head Litster

Dear Shaking Head Litster,

Well....they were jumping off the bridge, so I decided it must be fun too!

Splat Litster
 
Dear Litster,

For someone who claims to not like attention, your actions sure cancel out your words. :rolleyes:


Signed,

An observant Litster
 
Dear Litster,

For someone who claims to not like attention, your actions sure cancel out your words. :rolleyes:


Signed,

An observant Litster

Dear Observant Litster -

I have noticed the same action... you know what they say actions speak louder than words and well looks like someone is a closet attention lovah!

Just Sayin' Litster
 
Dear Observant Litster -

I have noticed the same action... you know what they say actions speak louder than words and well looks like someone is a closet attention lovah!

Just Sayin' Litster

Dear Just Sayin' Litster,

Attention Whores on here???????? Nevah!

Signed,

A jaw dropping Litster
 
Dear Shaking Her Head Lister,

You should be thanking me for the fucking help. Just showed you that there are other body parts besides your puss. Using your head can prove to be sort of useful. Don't bring that nasty bathroom word around me either, Toots. I am not into wild water sports.

Signed,

The Truth

Dear Pissy Litster,

Did I just catch you doing the exact thing you were bitching about others doing recently?

Signed,

Shaking Her Head Litster
 
Dear Just Sayin' Lister,

There is only one clown that needs to come out of the closet around these parts. Just sayin'.

Signed,

The Truth

Dear Observant Litster -

I have noticed the same action... you know what they say actions speak louder than words and well looks like someone is a closet attention lovah!

Just Sayin' Litster
 
Dear Thinks he speaks the truth Litster

Sadly those posts were not about you... so while I appreciate your candid opinion OFTEN maybe one should check with the author before posting...

Have a Nice Day Litster
 
Dear Shaking Her Head Lister,

You should be thanking me for the fucking help. Just showed you that there are other body parts besides your puss. Using your head can prove to be sort of useful. Don't bring that nasty bathroom word around me either, Toots. I am not into wild water sports.

Signed,

The Truth

Jake,

Don't flatter yourself. My post was not about you.

Eden
 
Dear Idiotic Loser Lister,

The next time you make a thread, fucking think it through carefully. When typing the topic and subject, include ALL info! What the hell did you think people were going to believe when you made that thread?? Learn to type clearly and coherently, fucker.

From, Very Annoyed Litser
 
Dear Litser - (my first)

My wish for you this Christmas is to find someone that makes you happy and gives you the attention you desire. I believe then, that you will no longer have to feel the need to take your frustrations out on other people and try to make them feel bad about themselves with your words.

Signed :(
 
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