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Dear Cake Whore Listers and possibly In Your Face Lister,

You are all required to come over and eat the cake I am now baking. Please hurry!

BLaming everyone else Lister
 
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Dear Laming Litster

Now you've done it.

Cake Whore #2 has the icing.

I mean, the whipped cream.

Cake Whore #1
 
Dear Laming,

I'm so there. (With whipped cream)

Cake Whore #2

Dear Cake Whore Listers,

I obviously cannot bake, drink wine and type on my iPad with any degree of competency. How do I get through a day on my own?

Blonde Moment Lister who meant to Blame you, not Lame you!

P.S. wine is chilling, cake is baking. Please hurry with the whipped cream.
 
Dear Blonde Litster,

Obviously, you need more cake in your day.

I think In Your Face Litster could probably bring the whipped cream.

Cake Whore #1
 
Dear Blond Moment Litster,

I wondered about laming but hey. :)

You didn't mention the wine earlier. This is going to be fun!

Whipped Cream At The Ready Litster AKA Cake Whore #2
 
Dear Blond Moment Litster,

I wondered about laming but hey. :)

You didn't mention the wine earlier. This is going to be fun!

Whipped Cream At The Ready Litster AKA Cake Whore #2

Dear WCAR Lister,

Wine is always plentiful here. It is practically a food group!

Wine Snob Lister
 
Dear Cake Whores,

I have stolen the cakes! Viva la tarte!!

Typing from deep within the pie underground Litster.
 
Dear Pie Litster

Suck it, whore.

Blaming Litster has wine, and she's *not* sharing with you.

Cake Whores Only Litster
 
Dear Pie Litster

Suck it, whore.

Blaming Litster has wine, and she's *not* sharing with you.

Cake Whores Only Litster

Dear Pie Discriminating Litster,

I bet she will share! She's not as mean as you are!!

Equal rights for pie lovers Litster!
 
Dear Tartlet,

Shove it in your piehole. Stealing cake is an act of war!

Usually A Peace Lover Except For Cake

Dear Pseudo Peace Lover Litster,

It was an act of resistance. Brought on by the unfair treatment of pies by the majority Cake Whores!

You have slandered pies for the last time Litster!
 
Dear Cake and Pie waring Listers,

Can't well just get along?

I propose a cake and pie summit at Chez Vixen. I will provide the wine and chocolate
 
Dear Tartlet

Cake Whores stick together.

Mostly because we're covered with frosting.

BWAHAHAHA Litster
 
Dear BWAHAHAHA Litster,

You forgot to mention that Buttercream and whipped cream are much more lickable

Prefers Cake Lister
 
Dear BWAHAHAH Litster,

I know you would leave your fellow cake whore in time of war.

All For One and One For All Cake Fellowship Litster



Dear Prefers Cake Litster,

You talk of peace, but I knew you preferred cake. ;)

Glad You're On The Right Side Litster

PS - Buttercream. Yum.



Dear Diabetic Litster,

Pick a side (this side). I know how to make yummy diabetic friendly cake.

Coaxing You With Cake Litster
 
Dear Prefers Cake Litster,

I knew that summit idea was a thinly veiled attempt to lure me out into the opening where I would be tortured by Cake Whores!

Can't fool me Litster!
 
Dear Betting Litster,

Please tell me you are on my side! It gets weary shouldering the burden for pie rights. :(

Need a pie compatriot Litster

Dear Pie loving Litster,

I have the best pecan pie recipe that includes chocolate chips and bourbon. Good Bourbon. So you can sauce the pie, sauce the cook and make the bourbon sauce for the bread pudding we are going to cook later.

Not Shutting my Piehole Litster
 
Dear Pie loving Litster,

I have the best pecan pie recipe that includes chocolate chips and bourbon. Good Bourbon. So you can sauce the pie, sauce the cook and make the bourbon sauce for the bread pudding we are going to cook later.

Not Shutting my Piehole Litster

Dear Fellow Pie Lover,

I knew there was a reason I loved you! Bring on the Bourbon!

You can sauce me any time Litster. ;):kiss:
 
Dear BWAHAHAH Litster,

I know you would leave your fellow cake whore in time of war.

All For One and One For All Cake Fellowship Litster

Cake Whore #2

I know you meant wouldn't.

Don't Gloat Yet Pietart Litster

Wanna bet?

Dear Betting Litster,

Please tell me you are on my side! It gets weary shouldering the burden for pie rights. :(

Need a pie compatriot Litster

Dear Betting Litster

Stick with the Cake Whores.

I have naked cake pics.

Grinning Cake Litster Who's Not Afraid To Play Dirty
 
Dear Diabetic Lister

We can accommodate your needs so you can have your cake and eat it too.

Dear Lone Pie Ranger Lister,

Buttercream trumps pie in all ways and is soooo more fun to play with.
Toy should come try it.

Baking and wine drinking Lister
 
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