Dear Litster...

[mickyp123]

Dear in the Park Litster,

I have no doubt you have made him very proud, and you will be speaking for many

I hope Friday goes as well as it can.

Perched on a six pounder Dragon Litster

 

[Jett_73]

Dear feeling outnumbered Litster
Do not think of starting your march in
Scotland, the army there is a Tartan one
Many pies end up minced,

Just a warning Dragon Litster

Dear Warning Dragon,

And may I add the black puddin' to your warning list?
It might look a bit like cake but, trust me, it's not!

Sticking-to-the-Continental Breakfast Litster

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-q_exdylCLO0/UOm_rvSvk2I/AAAAAAAAAWI/4XQXc32BClw/s320/blackpudding.jpg

 

[vavavaVoom]

Dear Continental Breakfast Lister

I didn't see you at Mrs Marsh's funeral. You is so sacked!

Trade name of toothpaste never to be mentioned until I get an endorsement lister

 

[Jett_73]

Dear Continental Breakfast Lister

I didn't see you at Mrs Marsh's funeral. You is so sacked!

Trade name of toothpaste never to be mentioned until I get an endorsement lister

Dear copyright-conscious Litster,

I actually didn't know.
Had to Google.
About two weeks ago, huh?
Damn.

Sadly misinformed Litster

 

[vavavaVoom]

Dear Sadly Misinformed...
It happens
The black pudding warning is kinda like absolution.
Unless of course you is a black pudding lover

There is pudding.. and there's... "pudding"
Blood and guts is not for me lister

 

[SweetShal303]

Dear confused and confusing Litster,

This song says exactly what I feel about you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E57sEpJjUms

 

[singledad68]

Dear Lister's who blessed me,

I just want to say thank you to all of you. I was overwhelmed with kindness and I appreciate that.

Signed, full heart lister

 

[BluKitten]

Dear full heart Litster,


No less than you deserve!

Signed,
Fickled Friend Litster

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Words Were There Litster

Thank you, truly.

Thinking the bowl is a lot saltier tonight Litster



Dear Not One for the Barricades Litster



It`s under the mat Litster

 

[Salenku]

You know who you are.

Thank you for being there, and thank you for being yourself. Your capacity for caring amazes me. I feel very lucky to know you.

*heartfelt kisses and hugs*

 

[smotherman]

Dear Love my job Litster,

If you dig up any more facts be sure to let me know.

Surprised Litster

 

[TexasLark]

Dear Educated Litster,

If you knew who I really am and if you knew who your girlfriend is, you would know just how BUSTED you really are. You would also know how wrong you are about her. You may soon have no one to own. I think she should have expected this.

Not what you think Litster

 

[mickyp123]

Dear sending secret messages to my koi Litster

Karma is sometimes so cool especially when it can be shared like watching a beautiful sunset.



Just got bitch splished Litster

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear bitch splished Litster,

Karma is best served with a bowl of popcorn.

Fellow karma lovin' Litster

 

[perkyT]

Dear LipsAreSealed Litster,

I see the stream & it's running fastandfurious but I don't hear jungle drums...

HissyFit Litster

 

[mickyp123]

Dear bitch splished Litster,

Karma is best served with a bowl of popcorn.

Fellow karma lovin' Litster

Dear fellow karma lovin Litser

Now the word Popcorn goes better with pie
Than it does Cake,

Proof is in the pudding Litster

 

[Kat73]

Dear Lister,

I miss you. I wish we weren't both so busy at work...

Me

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear "Pudding" and End to It.. ( yeah I went there)

Still.. I throw in the flag for the cobbler..better than pie...more crust...more fruit..


Of Course, I make a MEAN Vanilla custard and my Lemon Pound cake will make you dance...so again...

Signed,
Neutral Territory Litster

 

[mickyp123]

Dear proof is in the pudding Litster,

Pudding is better than cake or pie. Chocolate self saucing pudding, to be exact.

Sincerely,
Putting an end to all this cake vs pie nonsense with pudding Litster

Dear Putting an end to all this cake vs pie nonsense with Pudding Litster

When you puddle jump do you poke hornets nest's with a stick

Getting out of cake and pie range Litster

 

[singledad68]

Dear ALL CAKE Listers

Personally I believe you all desire a POUND cake. I think you dream about POUND cake all day long. Some of you have never experienced POUND cake but have to live through the lives of others and can only dream about it.

Those that have had POUND cake can't wait to have said POUND cake served to them once again.

Signed, Baker of the best POUND cake in the world.

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear ALL CAKE Listers

Personally I believe you all desire a POUND cake. I think you dream about POUND cake all day long. Some of you have never experienced POUND cake but have to live through the lives of others and can only dream about it.

Those that have had POUND cake can't wait to have said POUND cake served to them once again.

Signed, Baker of the best POUND cake in the world.

Dear POUND cake Litster,

That. Cracked. Me. Up.

Laughing At Work Litster



Dear Non-Conformist Pudding Litsters

Pudding goes best inside cake.

Just Saying Litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Baker,

There's Pound Cake and then there's Pound Cake.
The former requires no icing whatsoever.

The Latter induces it....lmao..

Signed,
Head in a Gutter Cake Litster

 

[singledad68]

Dear Baker,

There's Pound Cake and then there's Pound Cake.
The former requires no icing whatsoever.

The Latter induces it....lmao..

Signed,
Head in a Gutter Cake Litster

Dear slow leaf flowing in the gutter

Hence the reason POUND is in all caps, LOL

I'm glad you caught up, are you ready for your slice? I'm sure you will produce quite a bit of icing yourself

signed producer of very tasty icing lister

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Pineapple Juice Drinking Litster,
I knew what you meant..lol
I'm good on the cake today, thank you..

Signed,
Shaking my Poor Slow-as-Fuck Leaf Clogged Head Litster

 

[singledad68]

Dear Pineapple Juice Drinking Litster,
I knew what you meant..lol
I'm good on the cake today, thank you..

Signed,
Shaking my Poor Slow-as-Fuck Leaf Clogged Head Litster

Dear head clogged lister

I have something you can use to root out the things that cause you to be cloudy. Its kind of like POUND cake, but well it requires another position and you being able to hold your breath. Either way, about 30 minutes of that and I'll have all those cob webs cleaned out for you.

Signed Snake Lister