Dear Litster...

[veryviolet1]

Dear Hoping Lister,
Thank you I appreciate that. There will be no cake on my birthday, because I will not be making it. I'm okay with that as I have had a cake on my birthday 2 times out of the 45 I have had. Birthday's are a dark day for me, there are no candles.

Signed,

Sorry you're deprived of cake

Dear birthday Litster,

A kiss to cheer you up!!

Hates to see her fellow litsters sad on their birthdays litster

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear Birthday Litster,

A from me too, because birthdays should be happy days, at least somewhere.



I Gave You Cake On The Other Thread Litster

 

[singledad68]

Dear concerned and caring Lister,
Thank you very much. I'm in a better place now (although yesterday and this morning were rough) so I'm happy. I know its just a stupid birthday, but well, we all have our past issues don't we.

Signed, Birthday Boy wouldn't mind some birthday presents Lister

 

[singledad68]

Dear cake giving Lister

I am so proud of you that you were able to give an ENTIRE cake to me without first taking a piece. I am impressed at the control in which you showed and am thankful for that.

Signed still wanting to eat my piece of cake off of you lister

 

[veryviolet1]

Dear Birthday Boy,

http://www.heycavey.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/forblog1.jpg

*hint* the purple ones are from yours truly.

I know what you meant, but couldn't resist Litster

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear Wanting To Eat Cake Litster

Plenty of time to take my share after you blow out the candles!

And I *will* get my share.

Presents? I Gave You A Present! Litster

 

[singledad68]

dear purple fetish lister,

I like purple, thank you. did you know that there is purple lace, you know the kind of lace that is sexy and see through. Also, there are purple silky skimpy things that you can wear.

signed, heavily hinting lister

 

[singledad68]

Dear present giver,
OH MY what a present it was. I will cherish it forever and I greatly thank you for it. I always wanted my very own special cake pans!

Signed, can't stand up right now lister

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Too Late Lister,

*sigh*

Don't let everything change.

Forever,

At a loss for words lister

 

[Spenser41]

Dear New Lister,

Thanks for the sweet Pm... It was nice getting to know you.

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear Sitting Litster

Hee hee heeeeee!!

Glad I Could Make You Smile Litster

 

[veryviolet1]

Dear lace loving Litster,

Didn't know you were into that, but here ya go...
http://www.timmyssecret.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/27a624ae3ec485fd2c31094437d3723b/s/1/s1147.jpg

Giggling uncontrollably Litster

 

[singledad68]

Dear causer of a huge smile (and other stiff things)

Thank you very much, I am smiling from ear to ear and about to go into a meeting, my thoughts will not be on said meeting but on my gifts I have received.

Signed, I wonder if they can move the meeting to my office Lister

 

[singledad68]

Dear giggle belly lister,
That is freaking HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't realize I had to state that it would be preferred to be on you though. I will have to write more clearly next time.

Damn that is hot!!!!!!!! if I had a wife, I would gladly buy that for her!

Signed, working on how I word things lister

 

[veryviolet1]

Dear working on words Litster,

Look closely- those are for you, not me!!

Full on belly laughing now Litster!

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear Laughing Litster

Now I'm laughing too!

Look, there's a place for your wang, VV!

Smartass Litster

 

[veryviolet1]

Smartass Litser,

*shakes head* nope... My wang won't fit in that hole... There's Far too much of it!


Never exaggerated Litster!

 

[singledad68]

dear having fun at my expense listers,

thank you, I am not beet red and about to go into a meeting. I no longer have the issue of standing up though, LOL. Why do I not see those things and realize they are for men?

Signed, uneducated in apparel lister

 

[singledad68]

Dear Just changed your AV Lister,

OH MY DEAR ME! I didn't think you could be more sexy! You are beautiful inside and out!

Signed, Your crush lister

 

[veryviolet1]

Dear uneducated one,


It's all in good fun!! You know we luff ya!


My wang is bigger than my arm Litster

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear uneducated one,


It's all in good fun!! You know we luff ya!


My wang is bigger than my arm Litster

Big Wang Litster

I just had a similar conversation about my own wang yesterday, no joke! I had to roll it back up and put it back in my pants though. Wanna compare?

Breakin Out the Yardstick Litster

 

[veryviolet1]

Dear yardstick toting Litster,

Better bring the tape measure, I'm not sure a yardstick is enough!


Eat your heart out Litster

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Unnamed Litster -

You annoy the shit out of me and I just wanted to say it cause I am all about getting things off of my chest. So yeah you annoy me, you irritate me, and you all around just piss me off.

Feel better already Litster

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Dear lister,

Good to see youre back in one piece. I'm still waiting to hear how the Smithsonian was!!

Thank fuck I'm not holding my breath lister!

 

[MrsBorg]

Dear Litster

are you sure you are not 1 in 2000????